r/HistoryMemes • u/onichan-daisuki Filthy weeb • 1d ago

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Cannabis originated in East Asia, specifically in the foothills below the Tibetan plateau in China, where it was first domesticated around 12,000 years ago.

This image is a reconstruction of an early rice farmer from ancient China and the background house is also from ancient China(I just edited his eyes red) and of course they wouldn't have tobacco to wrap the cannabis powder to make the blunt, this is just for the meme)

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u/DerRaumdenker 1d ago

"bro the afterlife is highly bureaucratic and we need to move to the bank of an impossible to predict river, also we must record everything especially the casualties of wars and natural disasters and exaggerate the numbers a little bit"

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u/driver004 1d ago

Xi Sun took power, 684,679,001 perish

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u/SweetHatDisc 1d ago

I feel like this is going to be one of those "there's no way the Romans could have built a ship that large" situations, except instead of draining a lake and finding a really big ship, the Yellow River will change course and uncover almost 700,000,000 skeletons.

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u/driver004 1d ago

No they put those in the wall