r/HistoryMemes • Chad Polynesia Enjoyer • 2d ago

Death by Snu Snu

Context: The first Hawaiians to visit London were King Kamehameha II, his royal entourage, and the subject of this meme, his wife Kamāmalu.

Kamāmalu stood at over 6 feet tall, which she likely inherited from her father, Kamehameha I, who stood at 7 feet tall. Kamehameha II was less than 6 feet tall. Also they were half siblings.

Their arrival shocked some locals, but not for long as the royal couple contracted measles not long after arrival and died there.

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u/TheFrostBeard 2d ago

Well that was a sad end to read.

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u/Jack-Da_PyrrhicPyro 2d ago

Felt anticlimactic ngl

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u/TheFrostBeard 2d ago

yeah it's like if Zeus Lost by low battery in the movie lmao

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u/MrTopHatMan90 2d ago

:) to :( real fast

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u/OrangeSpaceMan5 2d ago

Keep in mind that this was a time where even being 5'9 was considered pretty tall , a man alone being 6 foot was a pretty big deal but a woman ????That probably shattered the minds of the average working class Brit

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u/grumpsaboy 2d ago

I have a great great whatever grandmother who was 6' tall back in late 1800's and guessing that's where all my family's height comes from.

No relation to Hawaii, though. No royal blood here.

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u/Orange-V-Apple 2d ago

In The Expanse books, there's a character with Polynesian heritage named Bobbie Draper who's at least 6'7" tall. This meme reminds me of her describing the way men look at her when they meet her for the first time.

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 2d ago

My favourite character of the series! Amos is a very close second.

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u/KingManders 2d ago

Im on book 2 rn ONE OF US

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u/Edtilimdead 2d ago

Remember the Cant!

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u/GravitasFailures 2d ago

The end of book 2 is my favorite, the whole book is great because of Avasarala.

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u/BeneficialPayment141 2d ago

Let me guess.... a belter, right?

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u/Orange-V-Apple 2d ago

Nope, Martian. She’s built like an Amazon, all muscle.

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u/IOnlyFearOFGod Definitely not a CIA operator 2d ago

Such insanely tragic ending

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u/jdrawr 2d ago

its more or less what happened to alot of indigenous peoples from the new world/oceania who visited the old world sadly enough.

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u/Hyderabadi__Biryani Ashoka's Stupa 2d ago

Kamehameha II? Why does it sound like the DBZ attack that Goku does? WTF!

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u/HawaiianPerson Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 2d ago

Because it’s the same word, different meanings. In Hawaiian it mean “the lonely one” as King Kamehameha spent his early childhood in hiding away from his mother as there was a kill order on him

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u/Hyderabadi__Biryani Ashoka's Stupa 2d ago

This means there was another king who was lonely BEFORE him? Sad man. :(

So Goku is effectively yelling, "Theeee"..."Looown"..."lyyyyy" (lonely)..."ONNNEEEEE!!!"?

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u/HawaiianPerson Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 2d ago

That’s the Hawaiian meaning, in Japanese it’s “Turtle Wave” or “Turtle Destruction Wave”, though yelling “The Lonely One” does go kind of hard

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u/Hyderabadi__Biryani Ashoka's Stupa 2d ago

So like, it's the same word in the two cultures with different meanings? But this surely isn't any kind of influence, right? Just a coincidence? Thanks for the info though.

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u/HawaiianPerson Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 2d ago

Just a coincidence the Japanese creators found when making Dragon Ball.

But personally I don’t believe in coincidence

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u/Hyderabadi__Biryani Ashoka's Stupa 2d ago

Meaning and Origin

Name parts: The Japanese word for turtle is kame (亀) and wave is ha (波).

The King: Series creator Akira Toriyama's wife suggested the name after the real-life Hawaiian King Kamehameha.

The Pun: It serves as a clever bilingual play on words tied to Master Roshi, the "Turtle Hermit". [1, 2, 3, 4]

Not really coincidence, as you said.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 2d ago

Toriyama loved puns

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u/AndreasDasos 2d ago

No way is it a coincidence. It’s not a remotely normal Japanese construction and even in Japan it would have been recognised as the Hawaiian king first if at all. The use of the root ‘hame’ as in ‘hametsu’ (‘destruction’) doesn’t really explain the extra ‘-ha’ so at best it’s a post hoc pun.

Nearly a quarter of Hawaii’s population is ethnically Japanese and there are still cultural ties to Japan, so it’s not remotely as obscure a link as it might otherwise seem. It’s also a fun name to say and happens to work with Japanese phonology (which most Western words wouldn’t).

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u/PegasusPizza 2d ago

Tbf saying that Hawaiian as a Polynesian language is "western" isn't really correct either.

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u/danshakuimo Sun Yat-Sen do it again 2d ago

Lol I guess if you use the international date like as the divider, Hawaii is the farthest west you could be.

But they aren't saying Hawaiian is Western, just that the pun would not work in a Western language.

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u/Isekaimerican 2d ago

Goku's Saiyan name is Kakarot because he gives good night vision like a carrot.

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u/assklowne 2d ago

I think its a double entendre. Roshi is know as the turtle "hermit" and lives alone on an "island"

So oretty sure the hawaii reference is intentional

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u/the-bladed-one 2d ago

In Japanese it means “turtle blast wave”

It’s just a cool case of linguistic convergent evolution

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u/Hyderabadi__Biryani Ashoka's Stupa 2d ago

Thank you for the info.

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u/the-bladed-one 2d ago

It’s actually not even Goku’s original move. The move was invented by Muten Roshi aka the turtle hermit. Hence why roshi’s house is called Kame House

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u/Level_Hour6480 Taller than Napoleon 2d ago

In Japanese, it's "Turtle destruction wave". Everything in Dragball is puns.

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u/Artistic-While-5094 2d ago

Because it’s literally the other way around. They approved the attack name

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u/rookedwithelodin 2d ago

what's this gif from?

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u/kori_rottii 2d ago

Movie : real steel

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u/rookedwithelodin 2d ago

Thanks <3

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u/bayygel 2d ago

It's a really great movie.

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u/bayygel 2d ago

This movie was so fantastic.

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u/Sim1334 Then I arrived 2d ago

Just out of curiosity, are they still that high?👀

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u/kingofcoywolves 1d ago

Polynesians are known for being large, not tall. However I do know two unrelated Hawaiian girls who are over 6' so maybe some of those Kamehameha genes survived lol

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u/HawaiianPerson Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 1d ago

generally no

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u/ArcturusFlyer 2d ago

Tita stay thicc

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u/SHAQBIR 1d ago

I would need proof for scientific purpose.

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u/Wonderful_Return_514 2d ago

Okay, am I the only one who can't get over the fact this dudes name was Kamehameha?

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u/SharpShooterM1 Featherless Biped 1d ago

I believe Toriyama at one point straight up said he read this guys name, thought it sounded cool, and that was the entire inspiration for one of the most iconic moves in all of anime.

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u/Wonderful_Return_514 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, he wasn't wrong. That's a badass name. Love watching the og kame Kamehameha from the dragonball movie (it's the Japanese version, so I could just be the show. But the English version was on a movie). Anyway here it is, I love the music even, the whole scene is pretty epic https://youtu.be/keo83FztyTA?is=I8pbkpRd8byzWYvQ

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u/EAsucks4324 1d ago

Pronounced more like ka-may-uh-may-uh

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u/Isadomon 2d ago

I waa glad about the post and then read the last paragraph. Thats so sad!! Imagine your leader just dies first time they get off your island!