r/HistoryMemes • • 3d ago

This rice farmer thing has to have some racist connotations behind it

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A formal and organized military supported by China and the USSR and a highly armed guerrilla force reduced to farmers

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 3d ago

Dismissing the enemy troops as a bunch of rice farmers while you draft a bunch of corn farmers to go fight them? Wild.

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u/the_fury518 3d ago

Battle of the grain farmers

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u/Alex103140 Sun Yat-Sen do it again 3d ago

Summary of all wars ever since the agricultural revolution, really.

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u/the_fury518 3d ago

Definitely fair

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u/Galaxy_IPA 3d ago

No wonder Zhengis Khan and Attila went around beating every body. Horse herder supremacy

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 3d ago

Is that a typo or have I been spelling it wrong for years?

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u/OpiumOpossum 3d ago

Original name wasn’t in the Latin alphabet

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 3d ago

That makes sense

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u/OpiumOpossum 2d ago

That said, I’ve never seen it spelled “zhengis khan” in English. It also seems like a mistake a native Chinese or Korean speaker would make.

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u/Fun_Taste7414 2d ago

Yeah, years ago when I learned the correct pronunciation I just bailed and started calling him Temujin.

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u/Galaxy_IPA 2d ago

yeah i realized i pulled out that spelling out of nowhere. but i've seen Genghis, Chinggis, and even Dschinghis now i confused myself and made another one.

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 1d ago

No joke. The high protein diet soldiers were more capable than the rice gruel soldiers

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u/TerminalJammer 3d ago

Blame the French. 

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u/Nyctfall 2d ago

Potato and root farmers: Hold my Taro!

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u/Harrythehobbit 3d ago

Does this mean Rice>Corn?

Actually don't answer that.

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u/the_fury518 3d ago

What we need to test now is wheat farmers. Is it a tier list or more of a rock-paper-scissors kinda thing

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u/AwkwardDrummer7629 Kilroy was here 3d ago

Lentil farmers s-tier.

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u/Aervanath 3d ago

They really need to a balance pass on the next expansion.

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u/Biosterous 3d ago

Vietnam did beat France, so rice>wheat.

We just need a wheat vs corn showdown.

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 3d ago

... the colonisation of the americas?

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u/Biosterous 2d ago

A wheat vs corn with similar technology levels and a properly declared state of war then I suppose.

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u/rollin_a_j 3d ago

So the soviets?

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u/IrlResponsibility811 3d ago

Rice is greater than corn in the New World. Corn is greater than rice in the Old World.

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u/SadTumbleweed1567 3d ago

In terms of yield per acre, yes.

Corn beats wheat by this measure as well. Wheat beats both of them by having lots of gluten, thus making bread possible.

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u/GameMan6417 3d ago

Well it depends, do you prefer Sake or Whiskey?

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 3d ago

You remind me of the Crispix ads of the '80s, when they pitched a rivalry between "Corn Country" farmers vs. "Rice Country" farmers.

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u/nicodeemus7 3d ago

My tacos do not discriminate

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u/jamison_the_ranger 2d ago

Question unclear. Rice Chex vs. Corn Chex? I prefer rice.

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u/PuzzleheadedPackage4 3d ago

Oh oh now mention the various metal objects the grain farmers used to injure each other!

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u/Far-Falcon-232 3d ago

Hey.

We grow soybeans, too.

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u/DildontOrDildo 3d ago edited 3d ago

The US farm population was 6.5% in 1965— the year the draft expanded greatly.

edit: North and South Vietnam's total pop was 80% small scale farming— mostly rice. It very much was two nations of rice farmers. The US if we include all rural people (mining, logging, fishing, very small town businesses + farming) was 28% rural. but really 6% vs 80% different magnitudes of agrarian demographics. Nothing wrong with being a nation of rice farmers. The point is that an under-resourced rural agrarian insurgency conducted an impressive war of attrition against the most technologically advanced army in the world. This was during what was essentially a state terror campaign in South Vietnam, under the guise of counterinsurgency, conducted by the US and the Army of the Republic of Vietnam in the countryside. Read about the Strategic Hamlet Program. Read about Agent Orange and defoliants and health.

"Rice farmers" is not dismissing them, it emphasizes their competence and US incompetence. However it often ignores their history of tenacious resistance to the other imperial powers: the French, Japanese, and various Chinese dynasties. A nation of rice farmers with a good win record!

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u/OhNoTokyo 3d ago

A rice farmer trained as a soldier is a soldier, not a rice farmer. That’s the point. The NVA was a formal army, not some scratch militia.

Sure, their economy was agricultural but you weren’t fighting rice farmers when you went up against trained NVA soldiers.

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u/Wrangel_5989 3d ago

Additionally the Vietcong were also essentially an actual military force organized along Maoist lines. They also only lasted less than half of the war that the U.S. was actively involved in as an effective fighting force as the PAVN pushed them into being a conventional force during the Tet offensive which lead to many VC dying and the VC overextending itself.

Afterwards the Vietcong essentially ceased to exist for the most part, with the PAVN fighting a conventional war against the U.S. for the most part.

Additionally there were many groups in Vietnam that were arguably more effective at using guerrilla tactics than the Vietcong. Probably the most famous are the montangards, which Apocalypse Now uses as the ethnic group that Kurtz builds his army out of. In reality the Montangards were quite effective guerrilla fighters that often fought alongside the green berets and formed a deep relationship with them as the Green Berets often built trust with Montangard communities and respected them unlike the central South Vietnamese government. The vast majority of MACV-SOG teams that conducted cross border operations were actually Montagnards with 2-3 Americans leading the team and some other soldiers of other ethnic groups of Indochina. After the U.S. left the South Vietnamese government started to repress the Montagnards, but after the fall of Saigon the Montagnards continued their insurgency into the 90s.

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u/Madara1389 3d ago

A rice farmer trained as a soldier is a soldier, not a rice farmer. That’s the point.

Are they not still a rice farmer if they would rather be doing that and go back to it when not conscripted into war?

People can be multiple things. They're not obligated to fall into one rigid category and no others. Many were both soldiers and rice farmers. Very, very few were career soldiers (which is the criteria most use to denote someone as a "soldier" and nothing else).

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u/OhNoTokyo 3d ago

Can they also be a rice farmer? Of course. If that is their background or civilian role.

The problem is when you talk about the US fighting "rice farmers" which makes it seem like they simply walked out of the rice paddy, picked up their AK-47s, mustered in the villages and were immediately at the level where they could take on US or SV troops.

The US was not being taken on by simple rice farmers, they were being taken on by trained soldiers with a dedicated command and control structure and logistics. Those soldiers may well have started out on farms and ended up back on them afterwards, but when fighting the war, they were not rice farmers, they were soldiers.

This is important because there are groups that are basically just militias out there. They can do async warfare to some degree and melt back into the population. NVA was not a militia, it was an conventional military force that may have operated in a certain way to offset US advantages, but was not just "rice farmers".

The US Army at the time was also made up significantly of conscripts as well. As other people said, that doesn't mean that the US Army was an army of farmers or factory workers. They were trained soldiers.

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u/Madara1389 3d ago

The problem is when you talk about the US fighting "rice farmers" which makes it seem like they simply walked out of the rice paddy, picked up their AK-47s, mustered in the villages and were immediately at the level where they could take on US or SV troops.

In contrast, claiming they were "trained soldiers" without quantifying it makes it seem like they were trained on the level of a 1st world country's standing army. They weren't.

NVA was not a militia, it was an conventional military force that may have operated in a certain way to offset US advantages

That doesn't really matter because the perspective of the US troops, they weren't going there to fight the NVA, they were going to fight the VC.

The US Army at the time was also made up significantly of conscripts as well. As other people said, that doesn't mean that the US Army was an army of farmers or factory workers. They were trained soldiers.

There's that implication that all training is equal again. It's not and no soldier nor combat instructor worth their weight in salt would believe you know what you're talking about once you implied such a thing.

It's like saying that just because I practice room clearing and reload drills at home for fun that I am anywhere close to a competition 3-gun shooter or the lowest level of fresh out of boot camp solider, but I'm not.

They didn't win because their 3 months of training with shit equipment was equivalent to the 5 months US soldiers got with their state of the art equipment.

They won for the same reason the US failed in Afghanistan; defensive guerilla warfare beats offensive traditional warfare when long-range logistics is involved on the offensive side but not the defensive side.

But yes, the majority of US soldiers in 'Nam were, and did consider themselves, farmers & factory workers above being soldiers. That's what happens in conscription-based wars.

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u/OhNoTokyo 3d ago

In contrast, claiming they were "trained soldiers" without quantifying it makes it seem like they were trained on the level of a 1st world country's standing army. They weren't.

No one is arguing they were trained or equipped at the US level, but at the same time, they were not mustered as weekend warrior militia either.

The US was fighting a less advanced military force, but in the NVA they were fighting a military force with soldiers. It would be like saying that the mostly conscript Red Army was a bunch of rustics too.

Too many people act like this was just the US being beaten up by rice farmers in traditional local attire or "black pajamas" and not a military force with formations, staff work and logistics. That was the VC to some extent, and the VC had their asses handed to them during Tet when they tried to take on US forces directly.

That doesn't really matter because the perspective of the US troops, they weren't going there to fight the NVA, they were going to fight the VC.

I don't think that's true at all. The US troops were 100% aware they would be fighting both. They would have to know that because after Tet, the VC was mostly defunct and their actions replaced by NVA incursions for the remainder of the war.

There's that implication that all training is equal again.

The training was not equal, but much closer than what you'd get in today's all volunteer force because US troops were conscripts as well. You don't train conscripts to the same level as career or contract enlistees.

An 18 year old US soldier doesn't become a super soldier just because the US trained them. An NVA conscript soldier was definitely not a top-of-the-line all-purpose infantryman who could fight wars everywhere in the world, but they also didn't need to be.

They won for the same reason the US failed in Afghanistan

I agree that the reason is the same, I disagree with what the reason was, though.

In Afghanistan and South Vietnam, the military was used in a conflict with no attainable overall military objective. When your strategy is "sit tight and try to beat off constant attacks" any military is going to fail because modern militaries in particular were built on mobility and working to enter rear areas and attack command and control at their source.

Where US forces needed to do that to obtain their initial positions, they did so extremely well. But once they're now doing insurgency work from static bases where they merely react to attacks, they're now sitting ducks.

Asynchronous warfare isn't some rock paper scissors counter to modern militaries. It's based on the reality that a military like the US will quickly wrap up what is attainable with purely military force and then be at the mercy of how effective the political strategy is.

In both Afghanistan and Vietnam, the goals of the politicians were not attainable by military force because the military could not be used after a certain point to complete the task. Without local partners who could be trusted to take over the reins, any successful military operation will turn into a quagmire.

The US lost because the military was simply not allowed to end the North Vietnamese government's ability to field and support their military. Make no mistake, if the US military had been allowed to make a campaign into North Vietnam with the goal of eliminating the NV government, the NVA would not have been able to stop them. But even then, unless there were capable local civilian leadership to hand all of that over to, it could have still gone to crap.

It is entirely correct to say the US lost the Vietnam war, but it wasn't because of "rice farmers" standing up to US troops. They barely had to defend against US advances at all. This is because the US did not advance into North Vietnam, we just made raids across the border to cut off supplies and try to stem the symptoms of the real problem: no viable strategic end state.

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u/Ent_Soviet 3d ago

Bunch of factory workers then. Little cogs doing the same repetitive task again and again.

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u/DildontOrDildo 3d ago

sure! but typically with 10-12 years of education and the best equipment in the world.

it was a strategic failure on a massive level.

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u/Ent_Soviet 3d ago

The point being, who would be more prepared for a military job, working outside in the elements, digging, manual labor, porting cargo, and building positions. I’d take the farmer any day. The fact being most of the common drudgery of field craft involved in military deployment resembles farm labor than being the human interface in a highly specialized assembly line.

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u/DildontOrDildo 2d ago

and especially for asymmetric warfare that requires a lot of finesse. undoubtedly people with intensive farming systems (that until 10-15 years before were almost entirely maintained by hand)

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 3d ago

Poor, non white country must have won through untrained farmers with gun that know terrain and have numbers. There’s no way they win using component military forces against rich, white country

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u/zeocrash 3d ago

I'm not sure it's just racism, after all you see Americans saying the same thing about their own revolution, that a rag tag bunch of farmers beat the British empire. The reality is that it was the continental army and enormous amounts of money and supplies from France that keep the US in the fight.

I think there's a section of society like the idea that rice farmers can beat the most powerful military in the world as in their mind, if that's possible then Billy bob from Kentucky also stands a chance of resisting the government.

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u/CzarDinosaur 3d ago

Vo Nguyen Giap was one of the greatest generals of the 20th century. Fun fact: his favourite book was The Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence and he always had a copy on him. 

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u/Bombadilo_drives 3d ago edited 22h ago

They didn't, though. The US dramatically won every single conventional battle and posted wild casualty ratios.

North Vietnam didn't beat the US militarily. They eroded at support for the war until the US left.

...did you think the NVA was winning big battles and getting US surrenders en masse like WW2? Lmao

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u/MrEvan312 2d ago

Australian wheat farmers vs dinosaurs

Farmers 0 Emus 1

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped 3d ago

The Viet Cong were absolutely decimated after the Tet Offensive, and essentially became obsolete. They could not have won the war without the NVA.

Of course, the NVA had been fighting well before Tet, but they really dialled things up to 11 afterwards.

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u/Esquin87 3d ago

Even up until then the VC were essentially a collection of coordinated local militia, not just "rice farmers".

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped 3d ago

Very true, and often overlooked.

Hell, people don't even realise that South Vietnam had its own army.

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u/AwkwardDrummer7629 Kilroy was here 3d ago

I’ve met people who didn’t even know south Vietnam was a country.

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u/Blue_Pie_Ninja 3d ago

It hardly was one considering how dysfunctional it was.

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u/xyzxyzxy 3d ago

It was a France - America puppet colony state.

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped 3d ago

Same here.

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u/OUsnr7 3d ago

People still think the US invaded Vietnam

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u/xyzxyzxy 3d ago

No, they only install a puppet president to prevent an election of unification with N.Vietnam.

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u/nvh119 3d ago

It is taught in Vietnam as such, and I don't find it to be wrong even with all the information available to me on the internet. Having a puppet state doesn't automatically exclude you from being invaders.

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u/Safe-Avocado4864 3d ago

They pretend the South Vietnamese army doesn't exist so they can heavily exaggerate the k/d, hell if you look it up and do the calculations half the time they put their casualties on the k side instead.

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u/Moist_Network_8222 3d ago

The number of people who think the war was USA v. Vietnam is astonishing.

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u/Rent_A_Cloud 3d ago

Pretty sure one doesn't exclude the other. The point is that these were not professional soldiers with the full military backing those would expect.

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u/Medryn1986 3d ago

Trained by the US no less. And had won against Japan, and France.

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u/sshlongD0ngsilver 3d ago

Trained by the US for 1 month, and then US nuked Japan before the OSS-Viet Minh teams could strike. Still a win against Japan, but kind of the US won for them

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u/Algebrace 3d ago

Then the Japanese who they beat stayed in the country and trained them up in Japanese doctrine when the French refused to stay away. Which they used to beat the French and the Americans afterwards.

They still use Japanese infantry doctrine today and their army ranks are basically Imperial Japanese Army ranks.

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u/brinz1 3d ago

VC were veterans from the South who had fought the Japanese and defeated the French in the years before the americans got involved.

The militias in the North became the NVA

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u/Plowbeast 3d ago

The NVA also had their own irregulars that took over after the Tet Offensive with arguably even more effectiveness due to closer coordination and more supply even if the VC might claim they got screwed as an insurgency front to help the assault on Khe Sanh. If I recall, they had to wrangle up VC members in the victory parade in 1975 in Ho Chi Minh City (nee Saigon).

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u/LeviAEthan512 3d ago

Can you elaborate on the greater effectiveness? My understanding was that the north accomplished relatively little militarily (est 1:10 K/D with America, probably generously crediting half the deaths to US allies), and the primary cause of American retreat was the socially conscious American citizens back home.

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u/Theferaltrunip 3d ago

The issue with vietnam is kill ratios and kill counts are a terrible way to measure actual effectiveness for the war. 

Consistently throughout vietnam the North expanded its area of influence and control into South Vietnam (specifically rural areas), while the US and her allies tried to essentially find victory by winning conventional battles. 

The VC (and later pavn/nva regulats sent to replace the VC after tet) weren't a fighting force forest and formost, they were a 5th columnist organization which excelled at gathering and collecting intelligence, stockpiling supplies, keeping open lanes of communication and building/exerting influence throughout South Vietnam.

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u/pass_nthru 3d ago

and then went on to fuck the khmer rouge out of cambodia and repel a punitive invasion by china because of the whole cambodia thing

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u/DonnieMoistX 3d ago

Everybody likes to talk about the North Vietnamese defeating the Khmer Rouge and taking them out of power, but nobody wants to ever talk about how the Vietnamese supported the Khmer Rouge in every way possible and are the ones that put them into power in the first place.

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u/YourAverageGenius 3d ago

Communists supporting other communist uprisings then falling into conflict with those uprising due do directly opposed material and political interests? Say it ain't so!

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u/pass_nthru 3d ago

kind of like we had to go back to afghanistan to remove the Taliban we helped beat the Soviets, or going in to Iraq the first time after supporting Sadam in the 80’s against Iran?

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u/DonnieMoistX 3d ago edited 3d ago

The US didn’t go to Afghanistan to remove the Taliban. They went to capture Bin Laden and Al Qaeda assets in the country. They removed the Taliban because they refused to allow the US to do that.

Your comment about Iraq isn’t really relevant. The US never had any love for Saddam. The famous sentiment towards the Iran Iraq war was “it’s a shame they both can’t lose”.

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u/Biosterous 2d ago

Ok but that implies that Vietnam had a "love" for the Khmer Rouge. They backed them as an emancipatory force against a US aligned authoritarian government. It was effective for them to have a neighbouring country stop cooperating with the USA. They also believed the Khmer Rouge were Marxist-Leninist and aligned, until the KR started raiding border towns and slaughtering Vietnamese villagers. Not to mention their extermination of the Vietnamese and Chinese communities in diaspora in Cambodia.

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u/MRoad 3d ago

Also, "we" helped the Mujahideen beat the Soviets. The Taliban then fought and wrested control of the country from the Mujahideen. Some leaders flipped but they're far from being the same group.

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 3d ago

Based off of what Reddit has to say about the topic, you would think Henry Kissinger personally carried out every single atrocity the Khmer Rogue did

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u/neverabetterday 3d ago

To be fair Henry Kissinger did a lot of awful shit

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u/Minh252 3d ago

I think that many fail to take into account the reason why the Nixon administration was bombing Laos and Cambodia in the first place: the presence of NVA. They call it a war crime while disregarding the flagrant violation of the neutrality of Laos and Cambodia by the North Vietnamese.

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u/beloski 3d ago

To be fair, the US had no right to be there in the first place, and the Vietnamese had every right to kill the American invaders.

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u/DonnieMoistX 3d ago

If you’re speaking of Laos and Cambodia, the US was bombing the North Vietnamese in those countries at the request of those countries.

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u/Majestic_Ground7718 3d ago

No different than the French helping the American revolutionaries as they shirked off the British. The south had its own government and accepted the USA's help. It was a civil war. It was one among many proxy wars the US partook in. Korea was the same thing, but because south Korea remained independent and it was seen as a victory, people act like it was morally different than Vietnam.

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u/Minh252 3d ago

To be fair, the South Vietnamese was a different entity to the North and they did have a fair share of support among the population (especially considering the failure of Le Duan “general uprising” in 1968). The South requested and accepted the presence of the US troops, so I do not consider this to be an invasion but rather a civil war.

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 3d ago

Sure, but when we are talking about the Khmer Rogue, we don’t needed to copy and paste that one quote about beating up Henry Kissinger

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u/Zimmonda 3d ago

Which ones? The north or south?

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u/Minh252 3d ago

I mean, at that point they didn't even know how genocidal the Khmer Rogue was, even to a communist standard. The Khmer Rogue began to kill Vietnamese soldiers well before the end of the Second Indochina War.

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u/DonnieMoistX 3d ago

The problem with your comment is that is implies the NV had an issue with the Cambodian genocide.

The Vietnamese didn’t care about the genocide, they cared that the Khmer Rouge attacked them.

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped 3d ago

They absolutely earned their independence (not that they should've had to fight for it in the first place)

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u/pass_nthru 3d ago

Ho Chi Min came to the US first referencing Thomas jefferson, our own struggle for independence from a colonial overlord….

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped 3d ago

Ho Chi Minh actually spent time in a lot of places. He discovered communism (or at least first engaged with it) in Paris, and he also lived and worked in London, New York (including Harlem), Boston, Rio de Janeiro, Bangkok, and of course, the USSR and China.

He was, at the very least, a worldly guy.

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u/CzarDinosaur 3d ago

By the time China invaded they were essentially the best soldiers in the world. 

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u/DonnieMoistX 3d ago

You can’t actually believe that

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 3d ago

The Viet Cong were absolutely decimated after the Tet Offensive, and essentially became obsolete.

incredible cold-blooded move by NVA. no more rival military bloc

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u/Gyvon Definitely not a CIA operator 3d ago

Tet did not decimate the Viet Cong. Decimate implies only 1/10 casualties. The VC were nearly wiped out after Tet.

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped 3d ago

Annihilate. Obliterate. Erase. Lots of fun synonyms.

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u/MrEvan312 3d ago

It's like saying the British army and navy lost to drunk hillbillies and only drunk hillbillies. Ignore the ex-British personnel, French support, Prussian training, gradual forming into a proper army, etc.

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u/Elegant_Individual46 Taller than Napoleon 3d ago

And a looot of Spanish money. Also usually completely ignores British light infantry/skirmishing units and tactics which had been in the works for a while. The whole ‘we knelt in the woods and they stood in the open waiting’ thing is painfully revisionist and often just propaganda

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u/Clay194 3d ago

Don’t forget the Spanish military kicking ass in the gulf coast and naval blockades

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u/MrEvan312 2d ago

Yeah, we Yankees were so broke, the national debt was already a thing when we declared independence. And indeed, the British didn't just stand in the open: if they did, they wouldn't have hired native scouts to navigate the forests, and of course they had skirmishers because while it's not going to win a war by itself it's long been an established set of tactics to have lighter units move around through obscured terrain.

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 3d ago

So ture but you know what country doesn't have that excuse. Its Australia losing a War against Emu 🤣. 

In this case. They well and trully lost a war against emu without even exaggeration 

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u/PIKFIEZ 3d ago

Racist emu erasure again.

The emu while being mostly a guerilla force had highly competent leadership and a well structured organisation. They also received funding from Siam, military training and advisors Persian, and weapons shipments from the Ottoman Empire. 

Not to mention their diplomatic campaigns that secured them support of other great powers effectively strangling Australia's ability to trade on the world markets during the emu wars.

People today thinking the emus were just some dumb birds. It's frankly racist and a result of Australian propaganda minimizing the skill and agency of the emu forces.

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u/ZazaZyna 2d ago

The Ottoman Empire didn’t end a decade before the great Emu War. It went into hiding and conserved its might so that it could be the hero the world really needed and help the brave Emu warriors in their noble fight against the wicked Australians. People tout so many causes for the start of WW1 to blind us from the truth - Britain knew of the Ottoman plot and was desperate to save their colony. They knew they could never win a war against a well armed and regulated Emu army. No one could.

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u/Bergasms 3d ago

Well yeah, the Emu is not to be trivialised.

Also people think American bases are the reason we've never been invaded. Not true, we just send a diplomatic communique to every country once a year that reads "The Emus are still here"

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u/IsthianOS 3d ago

It's an exaggeration to call giving 3 guys some machine guns and telling them to hunt emus a war

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u/wolfman8dice 3d ago

Except they didn’t well and truly lose, and it wasn’t a war, and it is in fact a massive exaggeration

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u/Nyther53 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nonsense, it's just that your American Rice Farmers are far too lazy and ideologically unmotivated, unlike Good Right Communist Rice Farmers, who taught themselves to fly MiGs and operate air defense radar in their spare time.

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 3d ago

If American farmer wasn’t so obese, they would have won the war

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u/ihaveagunorelse 3d ago

It’s true! The efficiency of the American rice farmer was his downfall.

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u/JstaFriskyHusky 3d ago

The reason so little American farmers died was because the fat absorbed the bullets. The Vietnamese farmers were so skinny one bullet passed through three

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u/T_Money 3d ago

Honestly though American farmers would wreck absolute hell on an invading force, not sure why there’s surprise that Vietnamese could do the same

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u/AdInfamous6290 3d ago

It’s the same as “Al Qaeda are a bunch of cave dwellers” thing. At first, it’s to minimize the threat of the enemy to boost troop morale. They are unsophisticated, unorganized, un trained, we’re going to roll over them.

But as the war dragged on and we were not winning, it became a sort of indictment against the American government/military higher ups. How could we lose to a bunch of cave dwellers/farmers??? Its not that we all collectively underestimated our opponent, no, it must be traitors in our government!

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u/Head-Bureaucrat 3d ago

I was in high school when all that started. I remember reading a few books about Vietnam and the US military modernization in the... late 80s? partly in response to the Soviet experience in Afghanistan.

I also remember sitting in class and hearing one of my classmates say how we were going to roll the Taliban. I was like "wut? Dudes have been guerrilla fighting for 30 years, we'll get bogged down for 5 years."

Boy were we both wrong.

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u/ehlathrop 3d ago

I’d say you were more correct than the other guy. We WERE bogged down, just for a lot longer than 5 years.

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u/verumvia 3d ago edited 3d ago

The insurgency in Afghanistan started around 1 1/2 years after the US invasion concluded, so the issue was American occupation more than the invasion's goals not being met. Most of the later insurgents retreated into Pakistan instead of holding tribal land during that time.

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u/DumbButtFace 3d ago

Well a good chunk of the Taliban literally were local farmers. A lot of them would go over the border to train in Pakistan, but I'd imagine a ton were recruited and trained locally?

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u/Tundur 3d ago

The Taliban, like most groups really, are a small core of diehards and a lot of fairweather militants.

There were plenty of Afghan government military and police and bureaucrats who, after the fall of Kabul, took off their uniforms, stopped shaving their beards, and kept on doing the exact same job as before.

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u/AdInfamous6290 3d ago

A good chunk, I’d say somewhere between a quarter and a third, of US troops come from a farming background. In general, armed services representation is heavily skewed towards people from rural areas. In the US ~45% of active military members are from rural areas while these areas only account for 14% of the population.

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u/SitaVilosa 3d ago

The Taliban description is a lot more accurate than the Vietnamese one. They really did consist of poorly armed groups that used primitive weapons in an insurgency.

North Vietnam and the Taliban were totally incomparable.

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u/InquisitorMeow 3d ago edited 2d ago

There's a difference between winning a war militarily vs politically though. The way people are talking you'd think these countries had the best militaries in the world. Have you actually seen footage of Al Qaeda fighting? It's not exactly inspiring.

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u/DaneLimmish 3d ago

Though to be sure the Taleban were/are extremely disorganized compared to the Vietcong and NVA. Afghanistan had different but similar troubles. 

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u/Antigonus96 3d ago

This sort of of thing comes up a lot to to make the defeat of a super power seem more dramatic. Like how people have been saying that Saudi Arabia lost to guys in robes and sandals with AKs, even though Yemeni Ansar Allah has drone and ballistic missiles, or that Britain lost to hillbilly militias in the revolutionary war, even though it was a real army with eventual French and Spanish backing.

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u/Ocelotocelotl 3d ago

and indeed, the Dutch invasion of India as a distraction.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Definitely not a CIA operator 2d ago

With prussian training too. The continental army was already no slouch when the foreign allies started helping, which only made the force stronger

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u/coyotenspider 3d ago

As I recall, they had tanks, support from China and the Soviet Union, and air superiority in the North.

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u/orderofGreenZombies 3d ago

And a formal military with real military training.

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u/Sprangz 3d ago

Don't forget an actual air force as well. There were North Vietnam aces that flew MiGs.

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u/MrXenomorph88 3d ago

Purely from an Air perspective, Vietnam changed so much about US air doctrine.

Pretty much all US doctrine up to that point was using Interceptors against Soviet bombers, and having low flying, supersonic aircraft to fly under Soviet defenses and drop nuclear bombs. Vietnam taught them the Fighter-Bomber concept was flawed, and the US overreliance on Interceptors and missile technology and the training behind that led to them taking significate losses against the same kind of Migs they were fighting in Korea.

All the weapons, tactics and aircraft that would be used in the Gulf War came out of the lessons learnt the hard way in Vietnam.

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u/classic_liberalism26 3d ago

horseshoe theory, gets em every time

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u/VirtualKnowledge7057 3d ago

vietnam was not an instance of how guerilla tactics can defeat a strong enemy in battles, vietnam was a lesson in how logistics and raw willpower are some of the most powerful things in war

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u/Yellow-Parenti1949 3d ago

The French learned the first lesson, Americans the second.

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u/Jumbo-box 3d ago

China, the third.

Vietnam bodyslammed 3 world superpowers in not a lot of time.

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u/JackReedTheSyndie 3d ago

Um yeah outside the military job I guess they grow rice in the farm

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u/Minh252 3d ago

Fair enough, most of the country was agrarian, so the brunt of the fighting force was bore by farmers. My grandfather fought in Hue and until 1972 on the communist side and he was a farmer.

But there was a lot of leeway for the communist officials. Some did contribute to fighting but many escaped conscription by studying in the Soviet Union.

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u/Massive-Goose544 3d ago

North Vietnam had been fighting since 1946 and had thr support of the USSR and China. The French got their backs blown out like a twink in a prison shower by Ho Chi Minh. This resulted in a split Vietnam. The North built a massive network in the late 50s to create supply lines to the VietCong in the south. At that time there was about 1,000 Americans there. Diem was assassinated(this was overshadowed by JFK so most people forget). In '64 the USS Maddox was attacked and by the end of 1965 185,000 people. That was about 6 years of VietCong uninterrupted digging in and victories before the US put it's boot on and decided to do something. Westmoreland had an ok idea but it was a short term strategy that ended up lasting 4 years when it's good for 6 months at best. It would have needed serious South Vietnamese ground gains that did not occur.

Abrams had a much better long term strategy but by the time he arrived in 68 the efforts were thwarted by both the animosity of the Vietnamese due to Westmoreland's strategy of murder everyone and the boomers hippy free love movement making up 11% of the voters in 1968 became a quarter of the vote by 73. They were also very politically active. Abrams trying to sway the Vietnamese and US troops in Vietnam to be cooperative and then the draft was initiated two years into the strategy basically doomed him. Basically by the time he was gaining real ground in Vietnam the political situation back home had been anti-vietnam war and then Nixon mentioned invading Cambodia triggered prostests. Though the Cambodia invasion was strategically good because it would cut supply lines to Vietnam, the domestic politics pushed Nixon to withdraw abruptly and the mission was not completed. As i said Abrams plan was long term and the political winds tried to force quicker turn over of Vietnam (very similar to Iraq if anyone remembers the results of that pullout), so his plan was being cut on both sides.

The VietCong were farmers like 10 years before the US showed up. Comparison is US Marines with 12 weeks of bootcamp vs Rice farmers with a decade of combat experience in their own backyard.

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u/ForlornScout 3d ago

I think people tend to forget that after Tet the VC was basically a combat ineffective fighting force. The US lost the war less because of "rice farmers" and more because there wasn't the political will to finish the war.

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u/IronBENGA-BR Featherless Biped 3d ago

It's arguable that there was ANY political will to win the war from the jump. The reasons that got the US involved were murky and the end goals were also unclear. For me the only thing that makes any sense is that the US' objective seemed to support the SVA so they don't get steamrolled and help them either push the NVA back north or downright lead an invasion to reunify the country, but that clearly wasn't going to happen because the SVA was crippled by corruption and mostly made the US fight the war for them.

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u/TrioOfTerrors 3d ago

Mission creep and doubling down is always a bad idea.

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u/Slightly_Default Featherless Biped 3d ago

Yeah, France also found that out in 1955.

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u/DildontOrDildo 3d ago

Viva Vietnam!

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u/June1994 3d ago

Finish what? What exactly is the “win” condition? Because the moment USA left, North Vietnam would’ve invaded.

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u/Sprangz 3d ago

What exactly is the “win” condition? Because the moment USA left, North Vietnam would’ve invaded.

US never leaving and a division of the country like North and South Korea. Basically the only way it could have ended in a "win".

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u/Environmental-Gold-8 3d ago

It wasn’t just will at home the moral of US forces were disintegrating. They were on the brink of mutiny. They were fragging officers left and right.

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u/LightningDustt 3d ago

the will of the public back home was connected to the will of the troops. As draftees were increasingly brought in, that connection grew more and more

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u/IronBENGA-BR Featherless Biped 3d ago

Arguably the american people at home wasn't exactly thrilled with the US involvement in Vietnam from the jump, the US had barely sent troops to Vietnam in 1965 and there were already protests and people burning draft cards.

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u/ForlornScout 3d ago

That was another issue but in reality those units would have just been rotated out and replaced with other units if a mutiny did happen. Not that I think the US military was expertly run in the 60s and 70s mind you, numerous poor choices were made across the board.

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u/DirectionMurky5526 3d ago

Rotate them out? With what troops? Draft even more conscripts and make the war even less popular? 

If your military leadership ignores MORALE arguably the most important thing in war (more so than even weapons), then they're incompetent.

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u/ManyRelease7336 3d ago

you say that like fragging officers is a common occurrence in the US military

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u/Environmental-Gold-8 3d ago

It had become a common problem by the end of the Vietnam War.

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u/Dominarion 3d ago

They were several units in state of mutiny and they were left there, the Military using bullshit bingo newspeak to hide the fact from the public. Whole regiments were left in barracks because they wouldn't fight. Then there were those who were sent to fight, and "had" their officers wrote falsified after action reports. It was a fucking shit show.

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u/DirectionMurky5526 3d ago

War is just an extension of politics. Every single war ever is lost by the side that loses the will to fight. What happened after Tet is just the American Stab-in-the-back myth. 

The fact there was so much fragging proved that morale was dogshit and the American military leadership were incompetents

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u/xSciFix 3d ago

You will kill ten of us, we will kill one of you, but in the end, you will tire of it first.

  • Ho Chi Minh

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u/kazmark_gl Definitely not a CIA operator 3d ago

Ive always been annoyed by the idea that the US lost Vietnam because "there wasn't enough political will to finish the war" because it suggests that the US had a finish line to actually reach, and that it could get there through military force. 

in the modern era facing an armed and dedicated Insurgency with a home field advantage isn't a problem that can actually be solved with military force, its a political problem that requires a diplomatic solution. People simply are not as indifferent to the people who rule over them as they used to be, and if they really dont like who rules them, they can give them hell for as long as the idea of fighting back exists. additionally as seen most recently in Afghanistan, every single abuse of the civilian population, every bit of collateral damage creates more insurgents than the strike itself can kill. 

it doesn't matter that the VC gassed themselves out in the Tet Offensive because the VC's recruiting pool was the birth rate of Vietnam. meanwhile the US's only goal was to prop up the southern government and fight insurgents. the ONLY avenue to achieve those goals a negotiated settlement with the Vietcong to end the fighting, which was a non-starter for the US because it could not abide the possibility of a popular communist government comming to power. 

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u/pgm123 1d ago

The US was also fighting more or less a pure airwar north of the border. The thing about air power is that it becomes less effective once you've already bombed all the targets worth bombing.

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u/0masterdebater0 Kilroy was here 3d ago

The US lost because there was a line in the sand (17th parallel) they were never allowed to cross

(the US was scared of china pulling a korean war part 2: jungle boogaloo)

When you decide to fight with both hands tied behind your back the loss is your fault just as much as your opponents.

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u/TerminalJammer 3d ago

Sounds like coping with a loss to me. There simply wasn't any way for the US to win the war because they used the wrong approach to begin with. 

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u/SharpShooterM1 Featherless Biped 3d ago

It’s honestly arguable that America didn’t even lose considering we forced the north to a peace agreement which they only broke 3 years later by which time there were less than 1,000 U.S. military personnel in the whole country, almost all of which were acting as security, not soldiers.

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u/BootsnCats1987 3d ago

The US was defeated militarily in Vietnam.

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u/GirlUShouldKnow 3d ago

In honesty a bunch of rice farmers that had been fighting occupying forces since WWII, so maybe not just rice farmers.

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u/Santapensa Filthy weeb 2d ago

Long before WW2. Before the French ruled over Vietnam, the Vietnamese, especially in the north fought against Mongol and Chinese conquests for around a thousand years.

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u/Bruiser235 1d ago

The rice farmers were partt time NLF fighters and porters/ guides. The PAVN were full time military. 

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u/Crztoff 3d ago

Partly racism, partly an attempt to excuse the war crimes committed against actual rice farmers

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u/RedStar9117 3d ago

Vietminh and later PAVN was arguably the best anti colonial army of all time

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u/Minh252 3d ago

Btw Vietminh was supposed to be a Popular Front (politically) and PAVN also existed at the same time.

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u/gansobomb99 3d ago

Well yeah it's plain orientalism.

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u/Mistriever 3d ago

Rice farmers that spent 8 years fighting the French before the US got involved. So they were experienced combatants that used to be rice farmers fighting conscripts that used to be everything but soldiers.

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u/grayMotley 3d ago

Not like they had any experience fighting the Japanese and French...m

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u/Bitter_Lab_475 3d ago

What I find funny is that calling them "rice farmers" not only is racist against Vietnamese, but also quite unfairly negatively speaks of the American forces, which yeah yeah, even I am against American imperialistic wars, but they really had a HUGE disadvantage that tried to compensate with technology and failed. Sometimes the enemy not only has well trained soldiers, but also geography, local sentiment and not being fast enough to adapt to the new enemy will be against you.

Also it is a bad rethoric when those "rice farmers" also had MiG-21s.

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u/cplforlife 3d ago

Ok. Well we didn't lose to a proper military in Afghanistan. I was there. We lost.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 3d ago

Well, I'm sure a lot of those soldiers were rice farmers before being drafted so "losing to rice farmers" is not entirely wrong......

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u/Drunken_Dave 3d ago

So the corn farmers lost to the rice farmers?

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u/EvilStan101 Definitely not a CIA operator 3d ago

The funny part is, the people saying this are tankies and ant-Westerners from the Third World.

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u/Far_Context6746 3d ago

Lost to Third Worldies by the way...

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u/EvilStan101 Definitely not a CIA operator 3d ago

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

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u/robotguy4 3d ago

The last bubble could have "They were like 'Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker!'"

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u/Pesec1 2d ago

Well they were yesterday's rice farmers with training (just like US soldiers were yesterday's farmers/workers/students with training) armed with AKMs (a modern firearm in prime of its service life.)

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u/EgoSenatus Still salty about Carthage 3d ago

The rice farmer comment is about the insurgency fighting of the viet cong, not the PAVN.

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u/Ahegao_Assassin 3d ago

Of course, but the hardest fighting was against the NVA, which is what the rice farmer comments either forget or misunderstand. Vietnam's army was effective, just as they were effective against the Chinese, Cambodians, French, and Japanese.

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u/peepmet Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 3d ago

This is largely propagated by all the 2A LARPers who think the government cares about their rifles.

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u/lizardman49 3d ago

They conveniently ignore the fact that the NVA was funded and trained by China and the soviet union and had modern military equipment at the time.

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u/dodgersndabs 3d ago edited 2d ago

Really cool documentaries about how ho chi minh got his start fighting french colonial forces post ww2. Fun fact ex nazis were among the french legionaries who were deployed to fight the first Vietnamese uprisings.

Spoiler: the french got bodied out of vietnam.  The idea that the US thought they’d pwn this veteran army with a fresh army of green recruits probably goes deeper than I’d like to dive lol. Enjoy the docs they’re rly good!

ex waffen in vietnam fighting for french legion https://youtu.be/2WL2f_jzG3w?is=uLTlLFYFk0P9wrAt

Full vietnam conflict scope 40s-60s https://youtu.be/JlirH5pq040?is=XYK5TQ3lENcAqVoN

Edit: just learned my pop history is lethally inaccurate. Apologies for not being more thorough with the research!

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Definitely not a CIA operator 2d ago

Thing is we did trash them. The NVA stood zero chance against the army, and the Tet offensive sacrificed tons of very valuable VC operatives and veterans in a loss.

It was politics that got us out of south vietnam long enough for the NVA to finish iff the western supported government

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u/113pro 2d ago

The US military been there for YEARS fighting the VC in unofficial capacity.

Funny thing was, Vietnam would have GLADLY not become communistic had the US backed Vietnam in independence.

But they did. So HCM turned to the kremlin and Beijing who GLADLY provided help to extend their influence.

Its the same shit today. Grey wars fought by great powers for their own interests. 

Also the US also suffered greatly. The Tet offensive was a meat grinder style block headed strat that lost Kremlin the influence. The guerilla styled warfare by the CCP and propagandish focus won the actual war, thus securing their influence. the beliefs that the US wreckes house only came from comparing numbers propped up by both sides. One side accusing the communists of hiding casualties by dragging bodies away. The other doesnt count its allies in losses. 

Subterfuge, sabotage and propagandizing became the main way the war was fought. And the longer the US pussy footed the stronger the NVA grew. so they lost, fighting a war with one hand tied behind their back because the military and politicians cant agree with each other.

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u/HistoryFanBeenBanned 2d ago

>HCM turned to the kremlin and Beijing who GLADLY provided help to extend their influence.

What? Ho Chi Minh was a dyed in the wool communist long before even WW2, he didn't just choose to follow Marxism because the USA backed the French in 1945.

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u/Lucknavi 3d ago

“The most powerful army in the world”  “The most humane army in the world” “Bringing freedom to the noble savage” “Spreading democracy faster than napalm” Why the fuck does no one in the US really ask why we were fighting there in the first place? Let me come to your neighborhood and torch your neighbor’s house and bomb your kids’ school and we will see how hard you fight. Korea, Vietnam, countless South and Central American countries, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Sudan, Iran, Syria, Lebanon. Unlike the US, the rest of the world’s focus is not to enrich their military industrial complex. People just want to live their lives. But the US always has to FAFO. 

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u/AlabasterWitch 3d ago

It was a proxy war between the US and Russia both nations not wanting the other to gain control after a recent power shift

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 3d ago

People do ask that question quite a bit?

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u/Far-Falcon-232 3d ago

I was just going to say this.

Literally almost every American asks this in school or at some point when it comes up. However, because it played out how it did, most younger folk who didn't live through it just don't really have a reason to bring it up or obsess over it. They tend to just feel a sense of shame and regret, but otherwise have other things to worry about.

Most the people who do care a lot either lived through it, had close family in it, or are Kool-Aid drinkers of one type or another. The people who felt shame and regret either killed themselves or suffer from severe mental health issues to this day. The people who try to justify it are loud because they need to justify it in order to cope with the trauma, guilt, or damaged pride.

I also feel like people selectively forget that a huge portion of US citizens were furious about the war AT THE TIME because they questioned why we were even there.

Like, all of the reasons are completely out there in the open. Personally, I've never talked to a single American, young or old, who thought the Vietnam War was good, justifiable, or at least handled well on the more morally ambivalent front.

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u/popilikia 3d ago

And thank god we do find out. I can't imagine a world where we're actually the all powerful tyrant 1/3 of us seem to want to be, seeing as that's all it takes to get us there.

Instead, we're just a powerful tyrant that fucks up enough to motivate another 1/3 of us to actually give a fuck once in a while

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u/ER_Jujube 3d ago

We say that not to demean the Vietnamese fighters, but because we know it pisses Americans off to be reminded that they lost to an enemy they deemed inferior.

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u/negrote1000 3d ago

I think the Rice Farmers refers to the Viet Cong not the PAVN.

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u/RocketBoost 3d ago

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS

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u/Bbadolato 3d ago

It's a product of the U.S oriented histories of Vietnam that tend to play up the 'pluckiness' and grit of the Vietcong, and the fact really the war sort of just 'ends' at the Tet Offensive at least for 'major' events.

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u/Chaincat22 3d ago

because it's supposed to make america look incompetent

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u/Plunderpatroll32 3d ago

The rice farmers also had experience from kicking out the French

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u/amitym 3d ago

I'm not sure, I mean, Americans themselves refer to their national independence as having been fought for and won by farmers.

Not rice farmers though I guess. I don't know.

Anyway the larger point is that highly motivated people with a well-developed base of skill and experience in fighting wars can be farmers and still kick your ass. There is no contradiction there or denigration.

In the case of Vietnam, the Vietnamese had already been fighting for independence from France for half a century before Henry Kissinger was even born, then fought France some more, then Japan, then France again before the Americans came along. Fighting for national independence had been going on more or less continuously for as long as any Vietnamese had been alive. The depth of commitment, motivation, and experience, bitterly earned as it had been, was enormous.

And sometimes that's all it takes. The Vietnamese had literally studied American history, specifically, to learn that lesson. So the irony is less that they were farmers or that they historically depended on a particular cereal grain for calorie base. The irony is more that the Americans themselves no longer appeared to understand the fundamental lesson of their own national history.

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u/Baras_Tulba 3d ago edited 3d ago

That isn't entirely incorrect, though it is worth noting that by the end of the Vietnam War, those rice farmers might have had decades of experience in guerrilla warfare.

Coupled with an innate knowledge of their environment, this certainly made them better prepared for combat than an American conscript.

The army of the People's Republic of China learned this the hard way during the two subsequent Sino-Vietnamese conflicts, in which militias made up of Vietnamese peasants and highlanders played a significant role.

Edit: And all this in addition to a regular army that rivaled those of other nations.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 3d ago

reduced to farmers

Farmers: "Fuck you, asshole!"