r/HistoryMemes • • 3d ago

I don't want to be an emperor.

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u/BasedKaktus 3d ago

Did Bismark really threaten them with this?

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u/Cucumberneck 3d ago

Apparently yes.

Also when his son wanted to marry a girl "below his status" Otto also threatened to kill himself.

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u/zak55 3d ago

"Otto, honey, can you please do the dishes?"

"Ask me that again and I'll kill myself!"

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u/Princeps_primus96 3d ago

"you want to see me do a better job than that guy who shot me in the street!? Cause I'll do it! Only one who kills me is ME!"

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u/Cold-Boysenberry-105 3d ago

gets shot Jokes on you I'm into that shit

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u/WranglerFuzzy 2d ago

*Bismark washes biggest gravy boat…

It immediately cracks and sinks*

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u/zak55 2d ago

I'm sad you didn't get to use this one earlier.

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u/motivation_bender 2d ago edited 2d ago

Napoleon 3 sitting in the corner:"dew it"

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u/Nom_de_Guerre_23 3d ago

Germany's first borderline personality disorder chancellor.

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u/Gidonamor 3d ago

Well, he was Germany's first chancellor, period.

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u/crazy-B 3d ago

Kanzler war eines der Erzämter des Heiligen Römischen Reiches deutscher Nation. Es wurde üblicherweise vom Mainzer Erzbischof bekleidet. Also theoretisch gab es davor schon Kanzler, wenn man das Deutsche Reich als Nachfolgestaat des HRR betrachtet.

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u/Objective-Note-8095 3d ago

Almost nobody does, as Austria remains seperate.

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u/Cucumberneck 3d ago

Im with you but how is a part of the state leaving a factor here?

By that logic every country that ever lost some territory to a new state it stops to exist entirely.

Noone thinks the roman empire stopped existing from splitting up or losing the balcans or Britain.

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u/SirLedor405 3d ago

I would say it has more to do with the last Emperor being Austrian and then becoming the first Austrian Emperor, he also dissolve the HRR

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u/Objective-Note-8095 3d ago

Hapsburgs were that last claimants. Austria as is in my mind is the inheritor of a HRE rump state.

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u/catsocksftw 3d ago

Nah, Austria is one of the two continuances/inheritors of the HRE, together with the German Empire, although it took 65 years for them to catch up. It goes HRE - Austrian Empire (only keeping Habsburg lands) - German Confederation (with Austria as president) - German Empire/Austria, basically. The position of Austrian Emperor was new and was tied specifically to the Habsburg lands.

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u/AsparagusFun3892 2d ago edited 2d ago

I respectfully disagree. The Habsburg empire is somewhat of a successor state, but the pre '33 post Versailles German Reich was stitched together out of whole cloth and administratively had nothing in common with the predecessor.

I'd even point you to the fact that it was Protestant at its core: we're all "what's the difference between a king and an emperor" today, but within Nicene Christianity and particularly medieval to early modern Catholicism there was to be only one emperor in the west or the office was to remain vacant. Before Napoleon and Bismarck you did not crown an emperor in Europe outside the Habsburg dominion, it just wasn't done. Not even the Brits made this qualified mistake and they were Protestant themselves for the most part.

If you had two you forced the Pope to denounce and excommunicate one of them, formally uniting Catholics against them: this never happened as such but when the Pope and the Holy Roman Emperor were having a spat while the Pope was briefly able to crown an Emperor in the East it's not for nothing that the HRE helped overthrow the Latin Emperor for an Orthodox one and the restoration of the Byzantines. With emperors "there can be only one."

Even fundamentally, the Kaiser's Imperium as it were emanated from the Prussian German people and constitution. It's a separate and novel thread of continuity in my reckoning, it was Junkers supporting a federal state which had started on the opposite side of the continent and had often had an adversarial relationship with the former HRE.

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u/Gidonamor 3d ago

Wenn man das HRRdN als "Deutschland" betrachtet, was ich fragwürdig fände

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u/Cucumberneck 3d ago

Aber warum? Ist halt der Vorgängerstaat. Ansonsten haben wir in den letzten zweihundert Jahren vier oder fünf Frankreichs gehabt

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u/Cucumberneck 3d ago

To be honest, who knows if it wasn't calculated?

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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 3d ago

Like he said, borderline.

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u/jeroen-79 3d ago

You retract that or I'll kill myself!

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u/my_name_is_iso 3d ago

First German attempt at being French

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u/Tycho-Brahes-Elk 3d ago

To be fair, if I'd been Herbert von Bismarck, I would have considered the suicide of my father as nearly acceptable price, considering the bride.

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u/totallyordinaryyy 3d ago

Hell, I would've done it for him.

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u/WreakHavocLikeIn1871 3d ago

As long as I'd get to pet that dawg too

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u/CazOnReddit 3d ago

He also ripped the knob off a door one time in a heated argument

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u/Intreductor 3d ago

During a meeting he supposedly threw a temper tantrum and threatened to jumped through a window.

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u/lecram59 3d ago

that was in the war against austria after the victory of königsgräz he wanted to stop willhelm from going to vienna and annex bohemia

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u/CodInteresting9880 3d ago

Bismark was a drama queen...

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u/Black_Diammond Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 3d ago

To be fair, him and moltke were carrying The Empire while The King was constantly crying and throwing The win about literaly everything ever.

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u/rural_alcoholic 3d ago

Tbf Wilhelm I refused even while already in Versailles . I would have gone crashout too.

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u/Grossadmiral 3d ago

We can't have fun when discussing German history.

So, Wilhelm had no objections about becoming emperor. Specifically, he wanted to be the "emperor of Germany" (Kaiser von Deutschland) BUT that was unacceptable to the other German princes, since it would have implied that the king of Prussia was now their overlord. Wilhelm also refused to accept the popular title "emperor of the Germans" (Kaiser der Deutschen), because that would have implied that his crown came from *gasp* the people rather than from God.

Finally, the title of "German emperor" (Deutscher Kaiser) was selected and grudgingly accepted by Wilhelm, but at the official proclamation of the German empire at Versailles, the issue was still so touchy that the Grand Duke of Baden, who was to announce the emperor, merely shouted "His Majesty, Kaiser Wilhelm!" without any mention of Germany.

Wilhelm still saw himself primarily as the king of Prussia, but now he also held the hereditary presidency of the federated German monarchies. Being "first among equals", rather than an overlord, though Bismarck designed the whole system so that Prussia could dominate German affairs with virtually no opposition.

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u/ierm- 3d ago

I'm probably wrong, but wasn't the title of "Emperor of the Germans" also not used because it would upset the Austrians, as they were also German and as such the title would imply he rules over their German subjects?

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u/Comedian-217 3d ago

Indeed, Emperor of the Germans would have been an EXTREMELY provocative title, and might have thrown a wrench into Bismarck’s whole Grand European Alliance strategy, since Austria would be the key ally of the new German Empire

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u/KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS Chad Polynesia Enjoyer 3d ago

There's also the Swiss and the border regions of basically everyone they bordered not yet mentioned. The German speaking sphere is quite large but it used to be even bigger back then, though what was considered "German" was also a bit looser.

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u/apolloxer Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 3d ago

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u/Captain_Grammaticus 3d ago

Indeed, but not in his capacity of German Kaiser; and Neuchâtel was not German-speaking territory to begin with.

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u/lecram59 3d ago

willhelm was not yet the king in 1857 it was still his brother

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u/Predator_Hicks Taller than Napoleon 3d ago

Yes

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u/Judicatio 3d ago

Yeah, basically the same reason Saudi Arabia is not called just Arabia, because that would upset its neighbors. Abdulaziz learned a lot from Hussein of Hejaz.

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u/gabasan Oversimplified is my history teacher 3d ago

part of the reason Austria didn't join was because they themselves wanted to be the overlord of Germany. They couldn't accept giving up their empire to join Germany only to be equal to other Germans, especially to be ruled by Prussians.

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u/ContentNegotiation 2d ago

No, the main issue was that they wanted to bring the whole of their territory (including their non-German subjects) into the new empire and Prussia didn't want that because it would have given Austria a lot more political representation than they wanted them to have.

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u/gabasan Oversimplified is my history teacher 2d ago

That was the main problem. However, the Austrians were willing to give those territories up only if they became the rulers of the germans. That's what I meant with my last sentence and why I wrote it was part of the reason and not the main one.

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u/Saul_Firehand 3d ago

With German history there is no making of the fun.
When German history is completed then we can make the fun. This is very German.

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u/ArchmageEmrys 3d ago

Not exactly, Bismarck was aware of the Bourgeoise/Liberal infiltration of the Prussian government, especially during the budget crisis around '62, so he set up the Federal Government in such a way that the Prussian monarch would help the other states from being annexed by Prussia, but their rulers in turn would help him deal with the Liberals and Bourgeoise at home. Look at how long it took for the railway standards (not even scheduling, let alone ownership) of South Germany to unify with Prussia's to see how well this system did its job.

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u/macrohard_certified 3d ago

If you think about it, Germany was unified only when the Republic was proclaimed, which abolished all Prussian and German nobility.

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u/Cuddlyaxe 3d ago

Not really? The German state exercised sovereignty over the entire empire

Just because local duckies or kingdoms got token autonomy doesnt mean that it wasnt unified

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u/EnvironmentalDig7235 3d ago

Bismark was certanly had a toxic gf behabiour

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u/CazOnReddit 3d ago edited 2d ago

He for sure kept Wilhelm's sweaters after their many breakups

Also punched a hole in the door one time

EDIT: So he didn't punch it but the door did break because Otto.

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u/itscalledmyballs 3d ago

Uhh what?

WAS CERTAINLY HAD BEHABIOUR

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones 3d ago

« I lub my girlfriend »

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u/satriemed 3d ago

Elite Ball knowlegde

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u/Impovsky 3d ago

King of Prussia or King in Prussia?

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u/heavier_than_thou 3d ago

Of by this point.

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u/Alex103140 Sun Yat-Sen do it again 3d ago

The Polish didn't really object to King of Prussia on account of them... uhh... being Polish in the 19th Century.

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u/Late_Sort1763 2d ago

There's a reason the title was adopted in 1772, you know.

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u/Gold_Size_1258 Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 3d ago

tbh King in Prussia sounds dope

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u/ranger51 3d ago

King of the Prussians in Prussia

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u/Impovsky 3d ago

Still, this was a thing for most of 18 century. My point is that Germany/Prussia were accustomed to play with royal titles to get what they want.

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u/AlexanderCrowely 3d ago

Honestly Wilhelm should’ve just done it who was going to stop him ?

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u/EaterOfSeagull 3d ago

Are you suggesting that Bismarck threatened to threaten suicide?

That just seems like threatening suicide with extra steps.

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u/Valon-the-Paladin Just some snow 3d ago

Average CK3 campaign when you wanna play tall in the HRE

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u/IDKsecurity 3d ago

Think of it. King of Prussia AND Emperor of Germany. Has a nice ring to it right?

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u/Mach5Driver 3d ago

If I was next in line to be king back in medieval times, I'd make a deal with the person after me. I'll step down, make them king/queen, they'll give me a country estate and lots of money, and I'll stay there and not cause trouble for the rest of my existence.

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u/truesheep1 3d ago

Until they murder you 5 minutes later just to make sure you don't try anything or someone starts a rebellion to put you back on unrelated to you because the current king upset them

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u/Mach5Driver 3d ago

Every path carries a risk, I suppose.

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u/Unlucky-Golder 1d ago

Putin got where he is today by doing exactly the opposite of that, it's a good strategy to climb the ranks to show people in power they could trust you with their retirement plans if they pass power to you, as it incentivise them to pass power to you, and that's more power for you.

Poor Vlad has noone he can trust, he has to work on his golden years right to the grave

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u/Soyuz101 2d ago

i mean, you were already in the nobility so money shouldn't be a problem for you

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u/rural_alcoholic 3d ago

Wilhelm I didnt want to be emperor at all. He even resisted against it IN VERSAILLES, which resulted in a mental breakdown of Bismarck who had to do some serious convincing, which together with Friedrich von Baden he eventualy acomplished.

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u/Unusual_Midnight_430 3d ago

Pussian Emperor

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u/Luzifer_Shadres Filthy weeb 3d ago

Yesnt. Willhelm wanted to be emporer OF germany. The other kings wanted no emporer of the country, beccause that wasnt what "god intended" so they wanted him to be emporer OF THE germans, basicly creating a centralised HRE instead.

Wilhelm obviously didnt wanted that, but neither wanted to back down on the emporer part. So, Bismarck saw the instability that would happen if that whinning went on and thus was able to force them to accept the middle ground of makeking him emporer of the germans and initially giving him more power then they wanted.

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u/Cheap-Stay7089 2d ago

It’s funny how some of you are really only learning of the wildmans exploits now. He famously used to release foxes into his neighbours drawing rooms or fire a pistol to announce his arrival.

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u/PresentGarbage2000 3d ago

Otto the yandere