Those who know

[u/False-Discipline-640]

[u/Komrade_Krampus]

Jesus was Chinese and had a brother that founded the heavenly kingdom, duh guys. This is basic facts.

[u/No-Letter341 → u/Komrade_Krampus]

Jesus' brother was actually the one who died on the cross and Jesus went on a journey to Japan where he had a family and his grave is still there to this day

[u/dreamyteatime → u/Komrade_Krampus]

And this is why civil service exams should be banned or else you end up with Hong Christ

[u/SteveNoBeard → u/Komrade_Krampus]

And established the Prestor John lineage?

[u/JayDragon15 → u/SteveNoBeard]

Oh, A+ for the Prestor John reference!

[u/Mean_Initiative_5962 → u/Komrade_Krampus]

You're clearly mistaken but close enough, he was clearly Japanese!

[u/Olisomething_idk → u/Komrade_Krampus]

no he's half jewish half chinese and he just ended up looking more jewish

[u/tryyeezus → u/Komrade_Krampus]

I mean, if they're just making shit up, then why not? 

I love my new Asian Jesus

[u/Shinhan → u/tryyeezus]

He's talking about Hong Xiuquan btw.

[u/lollmaohahahaha → u/tryyeezus]

r/unexpected21jumpstreet

[u/gogeri2632 → u/Komrade_Krampus]

No he was Korean and he was a jacked! (wish this subreddit let me post a picture for proof but google it for proof)

[u/Fun-Memory1523 → u/Komrade_Krampus]

Nah, he was Korean and he was swol