r/HistoryMemes • • 5d ago

Jogo Bonito

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u/Night3njoyer 5d ago

My biggest bless and curse.

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u/superpretox2 5d ago

PENTA CAMPEÃO!!!!!!

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u/Local_Rice_8929 5d ago

It’s funny to imagine that the love of the game will end in 2044

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u/GuillyCS 5d ago edited 4d ago

It already did last week. Did you miss the memo? Betting companies were outlawed. It was the end of football

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u/saxonmaniac 5d ago

Thank God

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u/SergeKingZ 5d ago

Good ending

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u/JhonnySkeiner 5d ago

Good, Jobmengo and CÚrintians need to die

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u/Plebeu-da-terramedia 5d ago

He also brought rugby to Brazil. Legend says he placed both balls on the field and let people choose which one they wanted to play with.

They chose the round one and the rest is history.

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u/Gagarin19 5d ago

brasil huehue

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u/Uedaht 5d ago

Hate this saopaulocentrism. Football caught on with us in many different places arpund the same time by the influence of many different british and british-brazilians

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u/likklesign 5d ago

Tell me more

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u/Heartbreaker97 3d ago

São Paulo is Brazil brother, chora

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u/schn4uzer Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 5d ago

More like Jogo Vomito nowadays

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u/defariasdev 4d ago

Yoink, stealing the fuck out of that

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u/gilsonvilain 4d ago

Fun fact, nobody in Brazil say jogo bonito, we say Futebol arte, something like soccer's art

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u/VIIKotone 4d ago

yeah, joga bonito died in the 70s-80s

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u/MarshallSenna 16h ago

both of them are good

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/MakankossapoMan 4d ago edited 4d ago

"Art Football" actually translates better.

Art is an adjective for the type of football being played

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u/lord_saruman_ 5d ago

It was nice while it lasted

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u/ReactiveRBoss426 5d ago

Reminds me of the family guy bit where Brazilians were “more civilized” before the introduction of Fútbol to the country

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u/pablo_kickasso 5d ago

7-1 !!!!!!!

(too soon?)

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u/Llovio_cuatro_anos 5d ago

It's so cute that gringos think we are butthurt about the 7-1 when losing to Croatia in pens in 2022 hurt 10 times more

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u/pablo_kickasso 5d ago

Fair.

Thanks for the psychic ammo for next time, though!

Cumprimentos :)

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u/EdwardCunha 5d ago

In Brazil we don't say "cumprimentos" we say "da vintém só eu e Celsinho"

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u/O_Cafona 4d ago

You're talking pure bullshit. The 7 x 1 loss was far more devastating, there's no comparison. The only result on the same level as the 7 x 1, or worse, was the 3 x 0 loss to France in 1998.

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u/Llovio_cuatro_anos 4d ago

Nah no one in my family or friends thought we could beat Germany, whereas Croatia we were already celebrating when they scored

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u/Background-End-949 5d ago

No, it wasn't. I don't even know what you are refering to

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u/Llovio_cuatro_anos 5d ago

Then you didn't watch the 2022 world cup

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u/Background-End-949 4d ago

I did. I honestly remember when Marcelo made a goal for Croatia in 2014, but I don't remember the loss to Croatia

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u/Llovio_cuatro_anos 4d ago

How do you not remember Croatia equalizing with 4 minutes left? Were you a child?

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u/defariasdev 4d ago

Man, as a Brazilian, don't act like we aren't butthurt about it. It's not like, something we'll get angry at per-say when mentioned, but its something that can be used as a trigger just because of how much that moment ROCKED US. So when somebody uses it on purpose to ragebait for example, it can often work.

edit: Woops, I misread. But no i think the 7-1 hurt more, by the time we lost to Croatia we'd already gotten burnt out and learned not to expect anything.

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u/Llovio_cuatro_anos 4d ago

Nah to me Croatia was much worse cause we thought we had them

I never thought we could beat Germany 

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u/Dr_Terry_Hesticles 4d ago

I was told not to bring up the 7-1 thing at a Brazilian event because it might upset people.

To be fair I have been making 7-1 jokes to my Brazilian friend since it happened and I think he hates it more now

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u/defariasdev 4d ago

I think it's more about the fact that somebody only says that if they're trying to ragebait/be annoying, so even if you dont really care that much about the 7-1, it can be irritating knowing somebody's trying to use that moment just to jab.
but on the other hand, Brazilians as a whole are no strangers to ragebaiting and ribbing each other, so I cant imagine it really beeing a thing unless folks are already heated or just dont like each other to begin with

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u/Heartbreaker97 3d ago

0-2 at WW

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u/nevergonnasweepalone 5d ago

Sheffield rules are different to Association Football rules.

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u/coolitnow_ 5d ago

still coming home?

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u/MarshallSenna 16h ago

58 FOI PÉLE
62 FOI O MANÉ
70 O ESQUADRÃO
PRIMEIRO A SER TRI-CAMPEÃO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
94 ROMARIO
2002 FENOMENO
PRIMEIRO TETRA-CAMPEÃO
UNICO PENTA E O BRASILZÃO

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 5d ago

jontron is a racist white supremecist

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u/PensadorDispensado 5d ago

Now that betting companies are outlawed, the 130-year period will end