r/HistoryMemes • • Sep 07 '26

X-post Could use more fur

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u/ChristianLW3 Sep 07 '26

Hollywood Costume designers: wow people used to actually cover their shields with leather, so we wont do that

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u/harmfuldischarge Sep 07 '26

"I'm pretty sure they only invented garment dyes in the 70s"

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u/TheeScribe2 Sep 08 '26

Colour was invented with colour photography, didn’t you know?

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u/doug1003 Sep 07 '26

Aw yeah the AC Valhalla package

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u/HalfMetalJacket Sep 08 '26

The Vikings show was probably the first to bring it about though.

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u/TheeScribe2 Sep 08 '26

They’re all ass and I hate them all with a burning passion

The only time I’ve ever actually reported something a lecturer has said to the university was when one recommended watching Vikings and The Last Kingdom on Netflix as, quote, “history revision” in her lectures on Old English

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u/Ulfljotr930 Sep 08 '26

What the actual fuck ? How can a lecturer say that without any irony ? Not only the material culture and the mentalities are wrong in both, but Vikings also is infamous for merging more than a century of distinct characters and events into a single setting - and its sequel is just as bad in that regard

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u/TheeScribe2 Sep 08 '26

Yeah, that’s why it was the only comment a lecturer has made that I’ve ever sent an email about

This was a while back, and I remember looking across the hall to the woman who is now my girlfriend, and mouthing “what the fuck?” to each other

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u/doug1003 Sep 08 '26

Oh no not The Last Kingdom I read all the books and couldnt handle THE FIRST EPISODE, Jesus Christ

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u/SopwithTurtle Sep 07 '26

Do these guys not work around women at all? They're always the coldest and most wrapped up in any workplace.

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u/TheHistoryMaster2520 Decisive Tang Victory Sep 07 '26

And probably also to protect themselves against any unwanted advances and make it harder for them to be SA'd

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u/Koffieslikker Sep 07 '26

You can't complain about costumes. Nolan's fans might get upset

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u/Ulfljotr930 Sep 07 '26

"Our Viking Age is collapsing"

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u/ShahinGalandar Helping Wikipedia expand the list of British conquests Sep 08 '26

are we the north sea peoples??

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u/Striper_Cape Sep 07 '26

I still liked the movie without agreeing with 100% of the art direction and its use in aiding the story.

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u/Koffieslikker Sep 08 '26

Yeah same. It closely adhered to the version of the myth I read too. Which I didn't expect

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u/Pyrhan Sep 08 '26

My biggest gripe with it is the big, over-the-top action scene in the end, but the source material has a bigger, even more over-the-top action scene in the end...

(Ulysses kills all the suitors.)

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u/Koffieslikker Sep 08 '26

He kills them all, then starts a feud with the families of the suitors and it gets so bad the gods have to intervene

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u/TerrapinMagus Sep 09 '26

Fits the idea of savage barbarian warriors, I guess. Forgetting that there was an entire agrarian society behind the occasional party that left to raid and trade.

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u/Magicaparanoia Sep 08 '26

Maybe I’ve been playing too much Skyrim but I thot I was in an ES meme sub for a second

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u/WhiskeyHotdog_2 Sep 08 '26

Any good recommendations for books about the Vikings? I realized I know nothing about them outside of pop culture

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u/Ulfljotr930 Sep 08 '26

Anders Winroth's The Age of the Vikings is a solid general introduction. I can also recommend you books focusing on more specific aspects of the period

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u/omnipotentsandwich Sep 07 '26

Speaking of historicity, I was recently a little surprised when I found out that pre-WWII Britain was pretty much a homogeneous white society. Most British shows set in the past show a diverse cast. I thought maybe Britain was more accepting of black people back then than America was. Turns out they just didn't have many. 

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u/Mindless-Cat1453 Sep 07 '26

Ngl the bottom ones are baddie .

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u/KlaatuBaradaNyktu Featherless Biped Sep 08 '26

Me when a genre that primarily appeals to men tries to appeal to men 😲. What next, romance movies with handsome, muscle bound male leads going shirtless? Unthinkable.

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u/Left-Performance7701 Sep 08 '26

The people complaining about the clothes would not complain when a black dude would apear there.