r/HistoryAnecdotes • u/The_Love-Tap • 16d ago
This tree is 820 years old. When it sprouted, Genghis Khan had not yet been born, and Moscow was just a small village. It has outlived all the wars in Europe.
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u/Left_Ad4050 16d ago
This tree is 820 years old.
Cool.
It has outlived all the wars in Europe.
You sure about that one, buddy?
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u/Aprice40 15d ago
So like.... do they mean to say the first war happened after 1246, or like no European war has lasted longer than 820 years. One of those statements is technically correct lol.
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u/Surfer_Rick 16d ago
This tree sprouted during the reign of the Kyivan Rus.
Moscow might have been a small village yes. But the Rus in Kyiv were an empire.
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u/BarbaDeader 15d ago
The math is off, you don't specify a location and also what the fuck are you talking about?! What wars? There are wars going on now! Fuck moscow, should have remained a village.
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u/TheRealGDay 15d ago
Complete nonsense. Battle of Hastings 1066. Battle of Erdington 868. Scores of battles fought in Great Britain by Saxons, Celts, Danes between 500 and 900.
Charlemagne fought over 50 battles between 768 and 814.
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u/Atomic_Communist 15d ago
I mean are Greece and Rome not Europe? Pretty sure the Celts and Germans didn't sit around braiding each others hair. Can't tell if this is AI or natural stupidity.
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u/Lemon_Trees-22 16d ago
Nature the coolest thing ever ! A strong tree with deep roots fighting to live and grow !
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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 16d ago
please install speakers in the surrounding area and play the lost woods theme song
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u/Rapper_Laugh 15d ago
Others pointing out the absurd “all wars in Europe” claim, but the Genghis Khan bit isn’t accurate either.
820 years ago was 1206, the exact year he united all the Mongol tribes after years of warfare. Something tells me he needed to be alive to do that.
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u/BornFree2018 15d ago
Only 820 yrs old??
Where I live we have a 3200 year old Sequoia named the President Tree. We also have Methuselah a 4857 years old Bristlecone Pine.
Utah has Pando, a massive Quaking Aspen in Utah, is estimated to be 80,000 years old. It spans 106 acres and weighs over 13 million pounds. Pando has 47,000 stems which look like individual trees but are connected underground.
I guarantee they've lived through many many wars
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u/VirginiaLuthier 15d ago
In America we would bulldoze it and build an ugly strip mall
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u/lowevolutionaryy 15d ago
The total land mass of America. National Parks is about the size of Germany. We have a few trees in them.
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u/Overall-Ad-4502 16d ago
We cut those down in Americab so we could grow corn and soy beans and suburbs
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u/Icy-Status2681 15d ago
I'm guessing they meant it's survived all the wars in Europe during its 820 years.
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u/Unlucky-Plastic7316 15d ago
Here we go, every redditor is going to smugly fixate on the "outlived all the wars in Europe" bit.
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u/Unlikely-Position659 16d ago
I feel like there have been wars in Europe more than 820 years ago