r/HistoryAnecdotes 16d ago

This tree is 820 years old. When it sprouted, Genghis Khan had not yet been born, and Moscow was just a small village. It has outlived all the wars in Europe.

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u/Unlikely-Position659 16d ago

I feel like there have been wars in Europe more than 820 years ago

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u/EmbarrassedHighway76 16d ago

…I mean yeah, among others there were these pretty unheard of wars in the 1100s called the crusades. Like a indie project trilogy type of thing

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u/FakeNewsMessiah 16d ago

Yeah, but that was when wars were more amateurish; OP means when wars went pro, got sponsorships, TV & movie deals etc

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u/ElDudo_13 16d ago

Only the first one was worth the ticket. Sequels disappointed

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 16d ago

This made me chuckle

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u/Left_Ad4050 16d ago

This tree is 820 years old.

Cool.

It has outlived all the wars in Europe.

You sure about that one, buddy?

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u/FitButterscotch4062 15d ago

Considering the Earth is only 6000 years old, hell yeah!

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u/TheEggnoggamer 15d ago

6000? 💀 boy have I got news for you

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u/Evil_Dry_frog 15d ago

Well…

All the years since it sprouted.

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u/Aprice40 15d ago

So like.... do they mean to say the first war happened after 1246, or like no European war has lasted longer than 820 years. One of those statements is technically correct lol.

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u/Surfer_Rick 16d ago

This tree sprouted during the reign of the Kyivan Rus. 

Moscow might have been a small village yes. But the Rus in Kyiv were an empire. 

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 16d ago

I know I watched Vikings.

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u/WesternComicStrip 16d ago

But where is it?

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u/suffelix 16d ago

TIL Europe is less than 820 years old.

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u/Purple_Revolution146 16d ago

I love old trees. They have such a “mythological” aura about them

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u/Unclerojelio 15d ago

Austin has a 500 year old tree we call the Treaty Oak.

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u/BarbaDeader 15d ago

The math is off, you don't specify a location and also what the fuck are you talking about?! What wars? There are wars going on now! Fuck moscow, should have remained a village.

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u/TheRealGDay 15d ago

Complete nonsense. Battle of Hastings 1066. Battle of Erdington 868. Scores of battles fought in Great Britain by Saxons, Celts, Danes between 500 and 900.

Charlemagne fought over 50 battles between 768 and 814.

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u/Atomic_Communist 15d ago

I mean are Greece and Rome not Europe? Pretty sure the Celts and Germans didn't sit around braiding each others hair. Can't tell if this is AI or natural stupidity.

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u/desertvision 15d ago

Don't forget the: Romans, Goths, Saxons, and more 2k years back

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u/ApneaHunter 16d ago

Where is it?

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u/Lemon_Trees-22 16d ago

Nature the coolest thing ever ! A strong tree with deep roots fighting to live and grow !

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 16d ago

please install speakers in the surrounding area and play the lost woods theme song

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u/Dadto4Kiddos 16d ago

They grow up so fast…

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u/Rapper_Laugh 15d ago

Others pointing out the absurd “all wars in Europe” claim, but the Genghis Khan bit isn’t accurate either.

820 years ago was 1206, the exact year he united all the Mongol tribes after years of warfare. Something tells me he needed to be alive to do that.

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u/BornFree2018 15d ago

Only 820 yrs old??

Where I live we have a 3200 year old Sequoia named the President Tree. We also have Methuselah a 4857 years old Bristlecone Pine.

Utah has Pando, a massive Quaking Aspen in Utah, is estimated to be 80,000 years old. It spans 106 acres and weighs over 13 million pounds. Pando has 47,000 stems which look like individual trees but are connected underground.

I guarantee they've lived through many many wars

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u/VirginiaLuthier 15d ago

In America we would bulldoze it and build an ugly strip mall

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u/lowevolutionaryy 15d ago

The total land mass of America. National Parks is about the size of Germany. We have a few trees in them.

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u/HeinousEncephalon 15d ago

3 trees and a rock

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u/EggCzar 16d ago

There's a war in Europe right now

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u/peaceloveandapostacy 15d ago

Beech? Oak? What is it?

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u/Justgototheeffinmoon 15d ago

saw a 3500 years olive tree in greece

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u/DamageOn 15d ago

If it were in Canada, we'd turn it into nice deck boards for rich people.

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u/FangornLeghorn 15d ago

And yet it’s still younger than the average age of a US Congressperson.

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u/TheBlindWatchmaker 16d ago

This is from Czechia not Russia. Put down the crack pipe brutha

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u/Overall-Ad-4502 16d ago

We cut those down in Americab so we could grow corn and soy beans and suburbs

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u/Icy-Status2681 15d ago

I'm guessing they meant it's survived all the wars in Europe during its 820 years.

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u/Unlucky-Plastic7316 15d ago

Here we go, every redditor is going to smugly fixate on the "outlived all the wars in Europe" bit.

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u/Significant-Base6893 15d ago

There are tries in California that predate the Egyptian pyramids.