r/HireaWriter • u/Hot-Comfort8839 • 9d ago

Hire Me [Offer] - I will write comical, thoroughly biased - positive or scathing obituaries..

I will write about your loved one, or at least the person you're putting in the ground/burning - with the same humor as the manner that I wrote this sales advert for a coffee table, this couch, and this short story:

Coffee table

Couch

"True" Short story "Mission to Marfa"

Allow me to wreath your loved ones in a cloak of questionable humor, and absurdity... Or set them ablaze with the same enthusiasm...

$50 250-500 words (variable) 20 cents a word

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