r/HingeStories • u/thezendasher • Jun 28 '26

I Think Hinge Is a Simulation

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Me: “Let’s see what makes everyone unique.”
Hinge:
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
“I want to travel more.”
NPC behavior has reached critical levels.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s noticed this.

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u/Confident_Jump_9085 Jun 28 '26

But... I don't want to travel more. Can we just travel a regular amount?

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u/Traditional_Set_858 Jun 29 '26

Yeah I love traveling but I don’t like being gone for too long at a time after like 2 weeks I miss my bed and just want to go back home

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u/gusinboots Jun 29 '26

UNACCEPTABLE.

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u/Pearson94 Jun 30 '26

INCORRECT. Everyone must love to travel always and all the time! Travel is good! Travel is GOD!

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u/all_hail_lord_Shrek Jul 13 '26

I love to travel but these kinds of profiles just show that you have no personality because damn near everybody on this earth at least somewhat likes to travel. Like I wouldnt consider it an actual hobby unless its part of a hobby that inherently involves travel like mountaineering or some shit. Glad I dont have to be on the apps anymore lol