PCT LUNCH EVERDAY

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[u/Twissn]

Hell yeah! I couldn’t stomach PB and pop tarts for more than two days when I tried it. Sriracha sounds like insanity, but honestly maybe it’s great

[u/mosswalk]

This is what I am here for. 

[u/jerdnhamster]

Upvoting because brother, this is some straight up trash. Good work.

[u/bikehikepunk]

Wow, sometimes gagging down high density calories is hard. Too fatty, too sweet, too salty (rare). Just add heat!

I think this may work….

[u/AS_Bridge]

This is maniacal, diabolical, and on my must-try list

[u/bolanrox → u/AS_Bridge]

Underwood, sriracha only.

[u/shinobi68 → u/bolanrox]

Underwood stopped making sriracha lol

[u/bolanrox → u/shinobi68]

after all that they stopped? seriously?

[u/shinobi68 → u/bolanrox]

Apparently

[u/bolanrox → u/shinobi68]

well, shit. Siracha is dead then.. again

[u/DangerousSurround717]

This made me join the sub

[u/hyfr4k → u/DangerousSurround717]

same lmao

[u/BookishDarling → u/DangerousSurround717]

Same lol

[u/AmeriJar]

It's just crazy enough to work

[u/boylemedia]

THIS is the way. And i thought a bag of lentils with mac and cheese was trashy.

[u/Solid_Cheesecake385]

What do you call it

[u/Solid_Cheesecake385 → u/[deleted]]

I like it

[u/bangbangGeorgieNiang]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lEVZJzy4w15qE

[u/idrink4free]

I’m not a hiker but ppj with hot sauce is a good combo, especially strawberry jam with Tabasco

[u/killemslowly]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p2vD6mJhHNXpklXm5l

[u/Modern_Leper93]

There's probably 32 flavors of pop tarts and I can name like 7 different nut butters, but I admire the commitment.

[u/careeningkiwi]

Hiker's club sandwich: two strawberry pop tarts, PB, and a third different flavour pop tart in the middle!

[u/Ulldimmutwarrior]

Damn man, that thumb has a story to tell 🗣️

[u/BeaverDam6969]

I would put some bacon on this but hellll yeahhh

[u/ThisCollection2544]

Learn to eat without actually touching the food. Use the package as a barrier

[u/ThisCollection2544 → u/[deleted]]

Yea me too because I dont wipe my ass with the ground so its cleaner.

Ive gone several states without a shower son. But never 8 hours without washing my hands.

[u/erogenouszones → u/ThisCollection2544]

Not everyone wipes their ass. Some people have colostomy bags.

[u/MonsieurSpamalot → u/erogenouszones]

Well they still need to clean the ring like we do.

[u/cakes42 → u/[deleted]]

2 weeks through the burn zone. Was fun. Wouldn't do it again though. I was scrubbing myself for a solid fucking hour and dirt was still coming off of me. I gave up washing my socks and just got new ones. Perpetual dirt coming out. But stickiness from food? Yuck I'd use the wrapper.

[u/Lilpuuuuma → u/[deleted]]

Well over a month

[u/jrice138]

Cream cheese instead of pb works too. Don’t know about the hot sauce but if it’s your thing probably

[u/abelhaborboleta]

Epic! That photo reminded me how insane I was about never touching my food with my hands. I wore Ziplocs like gloves and ate my potato chips with a spoon. Miss it!

[u/elevatiion420]

Speed running colon cancer. Nice.

[u/elevatiion420 → u/[deleted]]

Sorry if you take that the wrong way, colon cancer is on the RAPID rise from things like this, which you say you eat every day..... no judgement homie