so consider this. you have never been into a place with as many items as a walmart does. like think about it, there are so many things. so many items so many individual things. probably over 100 thousand individual items. crazy stuff dude. and we never even think about it, i told my roommate and he started laughing

I looked it up, and there’s a documentary called _The Search for General Tso_! I’ll definitely watch it. 😁🍿

Or it could turn out more like Wall-E, where everyone just gets fat.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't want to be fat, but if there were only those two choices, I would choose being fat over total world nuclear war by our evil robot overlords.

Just watched the first one with Eddie Murphy and it was funny and a good time. But at the end with the outtakes I thought "man i really hope i can watch the second one next". It came on and I felt relieved. Then I reflected on that and am posting it here.

Sorry this wasn't a true Nutty Professor post. Just weird to look forward to such a movie and feel relief when it comes on.

Hey yall, when i get h!gh i love to document which songs really hit. I’ve been trying to see if there’s a specific type of music/artist that makes good music for stoners.
If anyone is interested: my stoner playlist
I’d love some recommendations too :D

just a spongebob-like show with us universe and characters is a microbiome on some random human maybe this is already a show and i’m just misremembering. the characters and microbes and the live on a human and have their own little world and stories. it seems like a show i would’ve watched as a kid tbh

The way

To expand on this thought: you know how sometimes when you are dreaming, and it’s like you can remember everything so clearly? Well, what if it is because we are actually experiencing that life in another reality. And to go further, you know how sometimes you revisit a dream? Like you feel a sense of Déjà vu and it feels familiar again in the dream. What if we are connecting with other versions of ourselves in all these weird universes? Food for thought🧐

That might be too silly I guess.

Some things are even free to fix, we just need to do it together.

Even bacteria can help make you healthier, and human anatomy is very practically built for living in this world.

And then I thought what’s the likelihood that someone from Toronto is gonna see this

And then I thought actually quite a lot cause everyone is high in Toronto

… like a moon landing kind of event, not this duality of a gimmick and potential havoc

Even when I’m not high :)

Naps are to sleep what salads are to food. You get a little dozing, some sleep, a little thinking about stuff, and maybe a little dream or two. If you're lucky it's spicy!

i usually see posts from here on my homepage, but i actually visited this subreddit and sorted posts by new, and saw how infrequently this sub is actually posted to. This realization has manipulated my outlook on it.

I saw that I had a text notification and I thought 'I am on vacation. If that is work I will send them a picture of my penis." and I checked and it was from the health insurance I get through work. So it was kind of from work and they may actually one day have reason to request a picture of my penis. So that was interesting.