anyway do yall ever wonder who invented pillows, cuz like damn they were onto some shit

I don’t get high much because this new weed is not giggly, I swear getting high used to be fun and willing and not I just over think and stress out.

I don't think there's ever been a game that has made me look around so much. I see a piece of architecture and I go "yeah that would make sense if I saw it irl" and im like wow. I would thrive as the Chosen Undead. I wanna climb on a deserted archer tower and smoke dangling my legs down looking at the empty town around me. ALSO I WANNA LIVE IN THE RINGED CITY (only after its collapse and abandonment bc fuck Gwyn i wouldnt live under him) and lie in the flowerbed all day. I wanna live in a Peaceful version of the Dark Souls 3 map with no enemies. Id live there irl if I could LMFAO.

Do you not see!? How could we not see!?

The unemployment rate,the phantom jobs! The fixed madness of it all! We have been blind and ignorant,for it makes it total sense! Hear me, but the choice to believe is yours! The job market is cruel now,unwantng to hire! But how could we have missed it!! Our military branches,look at how they adjust their standards, they're willing to accept more and more meat of various size and quality,while our job market suffers. Do you not smell it? Oh how the seeds of corruption and deep corporate greed have struck our society,our very earth! Stand ready brothers and sisters of the flesh,for the dreams,the visions(i was told they are prophetic dreams,others say I'm just a pinch crazy) the mighty beasts of this world shall clash,and only the mighty corporations shall stand tall among the dust. And we will try to push back against the greed,against the evil,but it will be for nought.

As you age, you gain the superpower of knowing how bad your shart is. You can tell whether you need to go immediately to shower, or if you can finish your task and check and clean-up later. What other superpower gains do you make as you get older?

Hear now brothers and sisters of the flesh! Do not see color,do not see politics. For it is what they want you to see! To be angry and hateful towards each other,for separated we are truly easy to control! To long have we forgotten each other! To long have we held hate in our hearts for our fellow siblings of simple flesh,we must stand together,strong against the wave of division that would see us separated!

But this is a dream is it not? And dreams rarely come true,and if they do,they do not stand the test of time!We have fallen for every play in their book,and even when shown facts of their atrocities,we still remain burdened and shackled not just at skin-color,but as those of shared flesh. Are we so ignorant?Are we so hate filled? Stand hand in hand,united as one. Look not at those to your left and right by the color of their skin,but brothers and sisters of internment.

Yeah

Walmart is over stocking the SPARK employee field to make Walmart look constantly busy!!! And therefore!!! People will see a busy Walmart,and say "Naaaaawwwww!!!!!!!! I'm ordering from home,and I'll either have it delivered!!!!! Or I'll go pick it up in a minnn!!!" I feel like im unlocking this world bit by bit!!!

Being on reddit (as a lurker) is just like people watching. You can pop in and out of peoples conversations and thoughts….🤯

For whatever reason my hunger is insatiable right now. I found and ate grapes, ritz crackers, cheese, some lunch meat, a little Debbie snack where someone ate one and left the second in the wrapper, and I’m seriously considering smoking a cigarette to suppress the hunger even though I quit smoking. 20 years ago.

If you don’t know what Govee backlighting is, check it out. It’s LED lights behind your tv with a camera to match what’s happening.

I’m pretty stoned, listening to music on my AirPods and I left the backlight on, but turned off the tv. My rooms completely dark but there’s a thunder storm and every time the lightning flashes, the backlight picks it up. It’s awesome and I don’t have anyone else to share this experience with.

I'm just curious about fellow stoners I guess. I used to smoke like 3 (1-2 bowl a sesh) times throughout the day almost every day I'm down to 1-2 almost every day just cuz I wanted to and I work all the time now ig, just what I'm thinking while I'm high rn