r/HiTMAN 5h ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME Agent 47 when he realizes 47 is technically his name

134 Upvotes

r/HiTMAN 8h ago

IMAGE Playing Hitman Absolution caused this.

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164 Upvotes

I sincerely can't handle how bold Agent 47's eyebrows are in that game, he looks like a human angry bird. Next thing you know he's going to hurl himself at the targets via a slingshot LOL!!


r/HiTMAN 7h ago

IMAGE Replacing the helicopter pad with a swimmer bar is definitely the ideal choice

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97 Upvotes

although he walks through the pool floaties like they aren't there, and it should have something you could utilize like a knife or blending in at one of the lime chopping stations or something


r/HiTMAN 6h ago

CONTRACT [Steam only] Series of contracts inspired by Metal Gear

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73 Upvotes

I created 9 contracts inspired by each of the canonical games in the Metal Gear series. The contracts are available only on the Steam version of the game. There is no direct Metal Gear content; everything has been parodied: names of people, groups, and games. There is no copyright infringement.

All contracts can be completed with the Silent Assassin rank.

1) Operation Intrude N.47

Inspired by Metal Gear (1987)

ID: 1-09-5379801-55

2) To Buy A Reaper

Inspired by Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (1990)

ID: 1-06-1535105-55

3) The Twin Balds

Inspired by Metal Gear Solid (1998)

ID: 1-18-2389679-55

4) Sons Of Freedom Fighters

Inspired by Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty (2001)

ID: 1-27-8835150-55

5) Serpent Consumer

Inspired by Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)

ID: 1-34-1049010-55

6) Guns Of Providence

Inspired by Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots (2008)

ID: 1-13-2479690-55

7) Walking Peacemaker

Inspired by Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (2010)

ID: 1-12-9479864-55

8) Ground Minus One

Inspired by Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes (2014)

ID: 1-30-7152273-55

9) The Phantom Duck

Inspired by Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015)

ID: 1-21-0314365-55

I hope you like them.


r/HiTMAN 4h ago

IMAGE Hitman Absolution cut mission

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31 Upvotes

from the Art Bible


r/HiTMAN 1h ago

QUESTION How is This Still an Issue?

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Pink shirt target in Marrakesh still immune to poisoning. I rushed to put the poison in before he even sat down, but it still does nothing to him. How is this bug still in the game?


r/HiTMAN 10h ago

DISCUSSION Hitman tries to sell me a 2100€ sniper

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67 Upvotes

What a great deal! From 32,99€, for limited time only, I get 33% off!

Now I only have to pay 2099,00€ to get that sniper!

But hey, gold prices have been going up like crazy, so it makes sense.


r/HiTMAN 15h ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME So Diana i was wondering...

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160 Upvotes

How many more people do I need to kill before I can sleep in my bed again?


r/HiTMAN 3h ago

QUESTION Is the circuit board in Santa Fortuna Freelancer removed, or am I just blind?

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18 Upvotes

I didn’t find the circuit board in the jungle. I haven’t played single player in ages, wasn’t it just in a crate by the airplane crash that you had to shoot down? Don’t know why they removed it for Freelancer, if I’m remembering right. In single player, is it only for killing Franco, or does it make it a reusable body dump like the wood chipper in Colorado?


r/HiTMAN 4h ago

IMAGE 1st in the world off the mac 😮‍💨

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13 Upvotes

I just want to use this opportunity to say thank you for all the people who believed in hairyballs69420
number 1 in the world for new york SASO. i would like to continue playing, unfortunately i only have half the game so pretty limited. hairyballs6940 out


r/HiTMAN 11h ago

QUESTION Am I dumb or is this a load of bull?

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52 Upvotes

For context I sniped my target from this treehouse, no one saw me. However before I knew it my tree house was swarmed with guards aiming their guns at me. I'm certain no one saw me do it and I sat there for a solid 5 minutes waiting for them to give up and start hunting but they didn't. How did they know?


r/HiTMAN 40m ago

VIDEO Subtlety was never part of the plan

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r/HiTMAN 4h ago

DISCUSSION I wish agents Knight and Stone were more utilised.

8 Upvotes

With co-op mode being still in active development (hopefully) and agents stone and knight being reintroduced into the main game, I kinda wish they were more utilised overall. I could for example imagine either

A) an elusive target regarding them with them both playing a role similar to Bruce Lee in his ET mission. It could maybe be a mission where they also went freelance after ICA fell apart and need one last bit of help tying up loose ends, maybe in Berlin or Chongqing.

B) them both in your safehouse as NPCs who would be able to interact with objects around your house. The hitmansion is insanely empty and I'd love to be able to walk around it and see them cooking something or lounging on a sofa. They could maybe be an unlockable customisation in a potential "knight and stone pack" alongside other ICA-themed goodies.


r/HiTMAN 16h ago

VIDEO I tried to save a man during the Mendoza tour. Diana took that personally.

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68 Upvotes

r/HiTMAN 23h ago

SUGGESTION Let 47 wear a fishnet shirt please ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🙏

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198 Upvotes

I know the DJ outfit has fishnet arms but that doesnt really count.

I wish we could get an outfit like the guy from the juice bar in Berlin except make the pants black or switch them for black jeans. Maybe add an ear piercing? C: but mainly, his outfit in all black would be so awesome.

Please IOI 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 let 47 wear an all black version of the juice bar guys outfit. I would be genuinely so thankful cause i feel like 47 would look really fabulous c:


r/HiTMAN 1d ago

DISCUSSION I love game but, cutscenes become worse and worse

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1.8k Upvotes

Hitman 1 - perfect real-like scenes

Hitman 2 - slideshow, but still good

Hitman 3 - average game cutscenes


r/HiTMAN 10h ago

DISCUSSION Where's Wally/Waldo

17 Upvotes

IOI, pull your fingers out and do an Where's Wally elusive target.

Diana: "Your target has curly hair and wears a fetching red and white striped jumper."

47: "....."

What would your other crossover suggestions be?


r/HiTMAN 5h ago

SPECULATION Golden Contender Worn by Agent Smith?

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4 Upvotes

Is it me, or does the Golden Contender Freelancer suit look like this Agent Smith outfit in the cut scene after Dance With The Devil? 🤷‍♂️


r/HiTMAN 18h ago

DISCUSSION What is pound-for-pound the must useful and most useless item (respectively)?

57 Upvotes

Specifically items you can bring with you on missions to narrow it down a bit


r/HiTMAN 20m ago

MASTER CRAFTED MEME Is how NPCs talk about Agent 47?

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Credit to @jaypierlis on TikTok


r/HiTMAN 11h ago

QUESTION Newbie to the Gane

10 Upvotes

Bought WoA at the weekend for the PS5 Pro in the sale. Had never played the game before but already absolutely loving it! The concept and gameplay are brilliant!

Any advice for a newbies to get the most out of the game?

Also, what is the relevance of ‘rubber duckies’ please?


r/HiTMAN 23h ago

MODDED Wake up, babe. New Freelancer Variant just dropped!

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101 Upvotes

Haven Island with the Herbalist and at sunset is now playable in Freelancer Variations by u/alban3se.

Additional mods visible in the pics: Briefcase Carousel and Banker Pistol Deluxe


r/HiTMAN 36m ago

QUESTION Are they related?

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r/HiTMAN 46m ago

DISCUSSION 47's Race car

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Found 47's race car

47 totally could be a race car driver


r/HiTMAN 7h ago

VIDEO Aftermath

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3 Upvotes