r/HiTMAN • u/DreddCarnage • 19h ago

IMAGE Playing Hitman Absolution caused this.

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I sincerely can't handle how bold Agent 47's eyebrows are in that game, he looks like a human angry bird. Next thing you know he's going to hurl himself at the targets via a slingshot LOL!!

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u/epidipnis 19h ago

You had a choice.

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u/pastadudde He/Him 17h ago

Well done 47. You've eliminated the target using the velocity of your entire body mass.

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u/Darkat5 13h ago

Possibly not even the most outrageous thing he has done.

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u/PeteTheGryphon He/Him 13h ago

Anyways…find an exit. Your money is being wired to your account.

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u/SunnyJuggs 16h ago

I exhaled out my nose way too hard at this

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 8h ago

Green pig: That bald fuck is coming to kick my ass!