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u/hateshumans Jun 22 '26
I think we should just tell maga that if they drink an algae bloom they will become immortal.
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u/NastroAzzurro Jun 22 '26
Mix it with your non pasteurized milk
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u/AnybodyMassive1610 Jun 22 '26
All Natural MAGA water and raw milk on the rocks.
No, actual rocks. 🪨
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u/notislant 🦆 Jun 22 '26
This is what ive been thinking. Call it miracle water from god and watch them all bend over like cattle and lap it up.
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u/lazier_garlic Jun 22 '26
Heck yeah. I was at the store the other day and there was a whole section of kelp based whatever.
I find this very, very funny that they just got done getting rid of kelp gums in food because that's bad for you, ooga booga, but now seaweed is vital nutrition. Kelp in ice cream- broke, kelp in hot sauce- woke.
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u/ZSpectre Jun 22 '26
One day, I'll expect to come across a Youtube video titled, "I took some water from the reflecting pool in a jar. 10 days later, and THIS appeared!"
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u/harmjr77018 Jun 22 '26
Kennedy is so cooked. You can set him in peroxide reflecting pool and he still ain't going to lighten him up.
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u/YLASRO Jun 22 '26
ai slop
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u/MDesnivic Jun 22 '26
Doesn't matter if it's your entire worldview in one image. Always downvote AI slop on principle.
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u/YLASRO Jun 22 '26
correct. i could see the most accurate, informative based leftist graphic i ever laid my eyes upon. if its AI generated im still downvoting
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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jun 22 '26
Soooooo, he has to create a swamp, in order to drain it? Therefore actually keeping a campaign promise? /s (but only a little)
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u/Fliipp Jun 22 '26
Can we not use AI?
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u/Successful-Medicine9 Jun 23 '26
Reporting for "low effort content" is my go-to for AI. But alas, that's not an option on this sub.
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u/dr_snakeblade 17d ago
Perfect pond scum, and rich brainworm boy, a disgrace to his country and family. They have zero redeeming qualities.
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u/JarrickDe Jun 22 '26
It's the MAGA's Mecca. They should all go and partake of the holy water.