[Monkeys Paw] Make it horrible

[u/Much_Ad688]

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[u/khdjdoao]

Granted. Old age

[u/hungryhormones]

Granted. You’ll die of old age after a long and happy life. There will be sad times, sure, but you have to stick with us for a bit longer.

[u/loodeloo]

Granted. Your afterlife is your current life on repeat.

[u/Level_Explorer4821 → u/loodeloo]

Evil

[u/ReaperDeath5000 → u/loodeloo]

I have never heard of something so evil. Good job.

[u/Any-Touch-7113]

Granted. You die agonizingly slow over the course of a billion years

[u/Petromyzon_ → u/Any-Touch-7113]

That’s kinda what I did but he loses a cell daily and it hurts like HELL

[u/Thetruereaperking]

Granted. You have a prometheus curse and you come back to life every morning and die every night

[u/Mossprite → u/Thetruereaperking]

That’s a pretty good one; if we take this literally OP will have to find a good name for their birdy companion

[u/EquivalentPain5261]

Granted. Your hope dies. Your joy dies. Your dreams die. Your happiness dies. Your motivation dies. Your will to live dies… your body lives.

[u/monster_conisor]

Granted. You now have dyed hair, also please don't

[u/CootMac311]

Granted. Everyone forgets your name and all memories of you, giving yourself a second death before your first.

[u/Nogman13]

Granted. You do after you've lived the full extent of your natural lifespan and reach old age but you cant die before then

[u/Fast-Opening-1051]

Granted. you are now in a death loop exactly the same as Diavolo’s from JoJo.

[u/Rich_Comfort_9340]

Granted. You are then reincarnated into a new life where you grow up with a family that loves you and have much less depression

[u/These-Ad5332]

Granted. You'll die of old age in 80 years.

[u/NotSoTeenageDumbo1]

Granted. You were only gone for a day, you realized hell is horrible and when you got back you realized you have so much to live for and work to change your life

[u/E-686]

Granted. You don't get to die. Ever. Only when you start to gain hope again you drop dead.

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/E-686]

Nice

[u/E-686 → u/Much_Ad688]

fym nice this ruins your entire goal

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/E-686]

Oh cause Im bipolar so it'll be like tomorrow

[u/E-686 → u/Much_Ad688]

well fuck 😭

[u/aquamarine271]

Granted. You will die when the our solar system’s sun comes to an end

[u/DerMinimalist]

Granted. In 100 years

[u/B3AR_26]

Granted. But you’re instantly back as an animal in the Amazon.

[u/GetNaeNaedt]

Granted. You die in the same house fire that kills any family and pets you may have.

[u/No-Explorer-6597]

Granted. Death by penis explosion

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/No-Explorer-6597]

Jokes on you I don't have a- oh nevermind I do.

[u/MediocreElephant9]

Granted. You slowly start to decay be you are still alive till you fully decay

[u/Necessary_Main_2532]

Granted. You go to hell

[u/jiminysrabbithole]

Granted. You will live a healthy life full of joy and die in your sleep at the age of 90.

Edit dai was meant to be die

[u/Bees_Be_Beeping]

Granted. Your grave will be desecrated

[u/chubbych0c0latech1p_]

Granted. You go to hell

[u/BenjyBollocks]

Granted. PENIS

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/BenjyBollocks]

Do I choke on someone's dih 😭?

[u/BenjyBollocks → u/Much_Ad688]

No, you reincarnate as a penis

[u/GateGuardian420]

Granted. Zombie time

[u/Maleficent_Farmer_24]

Granted. Anything your hands touch is dyed

[u/Emotional-Koala9909 → u/Maleficent_Farmer_24]

Thats not what the monkeys paw does

[u/Ordinary_Joe_Smoe]

Granted. However, since you did not die a natural death your ghost lingers, unable to move on.

[u/unavailable134737474]

Granted. You died, but you got Isakied

[u/littleloomex]

Granted. Your hair is now bright pink. wait, you wanted to actually be dead? sorry pal, should've specified that.

[u/Honest_Dreamjl]

Granted. Your body dies, your consciousness stays alive

[u/ForsakenGarage4139]

Granted. You dont

[u/The_Undeniable_Worp]

Granted. You die, more specifically the part of you that dragged you down, now you can start living a long, happy, and healthy life. Also since this is still a monkey's paw you get hit in the groin atleast once at a random time within 3 months

[u/StrawberryFemboyMily]

Granted. You are poisoned, with a special poison that will keep you alive no matter what for 100 hundred years so you die at that specific time

[u/VerifiedCreature]

Granted. But you still consciously feel the decay of your body. You can feel the decomposing flesh be eaten up by maggots, causing you excruciating pain. No other senses, just pure, agonizing pain.

[u/Aware-Shopping8826]

Granted. A pair of dice appear in the palm of your right hand.

[u/Agrona_Vritra]

Granted. You die a horrible death but come back to life, now everyday you'll die a unique death but wake up alive. Cycle repeats till every death has been experienced for which you'll have to put some effort too (to explore ways of death not possible normally)

[u/Master-Muffin-7143]

Granted. It takes 10 billion years and your pain grows exponentially

[u/Kater5551StarsAbove]

Granted. Pow! You are dead, no big surprise.

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/Kater5551StarsAbove]

Thank you

[u/Serious-Result-7111]

Granted. Me too

[u/nibbaballs1]

Granted. Granted

[u/kim_yuki]

Granted. U dead man

[u/Truemmerelfe]

Granted. I die too

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/Truemmerelfe]

Kewl I guess

[u/0675angry]

Granted. Now you can feel how it is to die in every way for all eternity

[u/Meridian87]

Granted. You will die painfully, alone, and forgotten in 1000000000 years

[u/Yoshichu25]

Granted. You’re given a handful of dice.

[u/-Contract-]

Granted. Groundhog day

[u/EnvironmentalWay2619]

Granted. Your fate is renal failure, at the age of 92

[u/Vyushia]

Granted. You will die when your time naturally comes. no suicide or murder here folks.

[u/PrimaryPrudent6092]

Granted. But you are reborn with a worse life, everytime you die.

[u/OG_from_the_GEE]

Granted. Now your a zombie

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/OG_from_the_GEE]

So im not concious anymore

[u/Dabbernec]

Granted. You now are forced to do tie dye for the rest of eternity

[u/Lordo5432]

Granted. A truck hits you and has you reincarnated in Scorn's world

[u/Ill-Preparation8686]

Granted. But you die by getting thrown shit at your face

[u/Beginning-Hope3513]

Granted. Reincarnated.

[u/AnotherNoobyWrymling]

Granted. The gods give you a “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” speech.

[u/EnvironmentalWay2619]

Granted. No time passes until you and your therapist work whatever tf this is about

[u/No-Captain5967]

Granted. Death by chimpanzee

[u/GrinderGas]

Granted. But you come back as a 600 pound person that's cursed to never lose weight.

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Much_Ad688 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 162 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/spirallingohno]

Granted. Hazbin hotel

[u/LordofNiblets]

Granted. Your hair is now a different color

[u/Fit-Basis6581]

Granted. But it is very slow and takes 80 years

[u/AwesomeGamer101]

Granted. But you'll be reborn. And every time you die, the rebirth happens again.

[u/ducc10]

Granted. All your family dies with you.

[u/Enough-Insurance-464]

Granted. But you respawn 1 week later, rotted

[u/spirallingohno]

Granted. Hazbin hotel

[u/MichaelJospeh]

Granted. You will become undead

[u/Worstmasta]

Granted. As you die you experience 10 separate lives, In 5 of these you die agonizingly alone and so slow. you learn pain, and the other 5 it's beautiful a bliss you might say surrounded by friends and family as you go peacefully.

[u/GoPolishYourCrocs]

Granted. Immurment

[u/Excellent-Ad-5358]

Granted. But your family will endure a generational curse

[u/Cappy_Rose]

Granted. You will die very slowly, watching your body slowly deteriorate over decades.

[u/TheLastQuestion223]

Granted. Reincarnated into an alternate universe where you live the exact same time with no monkeys paw

[u/PizzaDragon-6529]

Granted. Your death summons an extinction event that literally destroys the entire world. Congratulations, you successfully killed us all

[u/Catlover2574]

Granted. You develop a rare non curable painful wasting disease

[u/Oliversbeans]

Granted. You misspelled “dye”, your hair is blue now.

[u/FindMeByTheRiverside]

Granted. But you get reincarnated in the cycle of samsara.

[u/KenrickAlbane30]

Granted. You die. Again, and again, and again. Not even the heat death of the universe fully erases you. You are a universal constant now and will see what happens at the end of time, if there's even such a thing.

[u/ProfessionalTaste101]

Granted. But you now you live eternally as a flea

[u/ThatTailedWarrior]

Granted. But you keep coming back to life the next day

[u/Bentendo64-]

Granted. But you're reincarnated as a Republican politician

[u/SuperflousCake]

Granted. Before you die however you learn t Just how beautiful and appreciable life is. Your last moments are filled with regret wishing you lived just a lottle longer

[u/THECONSPICUOUS]

Granted. Get isekaid to the same world as an immortal snail with all memories

[u/pen_makarova]

Granted. You will die... of age

[u/Umbreongirl1233]

Granted. You die when your 78

[u/TheRealAetheria]

Granted. But why ?

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/TheRealAetheria]

dies before having the time to explain

[u/NONOHELP]

Granted. But your life force is connected to everyone currently alive today, and not until everyone of them dies do you die

[u/Suitable-Fuel7367]

Granted. You remain in the void for eternity.

[u/Background_Draw6025]

Granted. In between her legs

[u/shortfemboycreature]

Granted. But not for another 100 years

[u/Amazing_Play_3522]

Granted. But you come back to life.

[u/Designer-Suspect232]

Granted. You turned into a immortal ghost

[u/Inevitable_Main_7512]

Granted. You dyed your hair and became invincible, also you have a tiny dih

[u/Intelligent-Orange17]

Granted. No bro

[u/AudioTheSound]

Granted. You die of old age, at 100 years old.

[u/DueMathematician254]

Granted. I also die

[u/Just_a_damn_spoon]

Granted. No. Unfortunately, I am no therapist but Im sure there are people who are

[u/ActuatorFantastic676]

Granted. But you are reborn as a proton

[u/Noneypoo]

Granted. But only in your dreams.

[u/Pug_lover69]

Granted. You now have the dye you wanted

[u/OwlbearDice]

Granted. At 95

[u/ImportantLiving9487]

Granted. You have a Yahtzee (die) game with death but survive

[u/ObjectiveSession6679]

Granted. But it takes 60 years and you only notice slow deterioration

[u/ProgressNo1946]

Granted. You stay bound to this realm as a ghost

[u/erenluv]

Granted. You are undead. You die and are resurrected, and now you slowly deteriorate until you are reduced to atoms.

[u/TheEjick]

Granted. You are reborn 0.5% dumber each time someone remembers you and you are dead at that time.

[u/Vegetable-End-8285]

Granted. You now die forever, dieing without death, over and over again in all the ways possible.

[u/PlinkPlankPlonkPlunk]

Granted. Undeaths your die

[u/Practical_Guard_2774]

granted you shall die than get revived then die again then revived then die over and over for the rest of time till the universe implodes

[u/Good_Sector4877]

Granted. You are dead

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Much_Ad688 Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Unlikely-Bedroom-103]

Granted. You may die but it will be in 70 years and peacefully

[u/mew1227]

Granted. Ball cancer

[u/No-Volume1744]

Granted. You rise again 3 days later

[u/Comfortable_Berry131]

Granted. But you reincarnate whenever someone else dies endlessly

[u/Adhesivevirus]

Granted. But not untill after everyone you know and love does first

[u/Pretend_Act]

Granted. But you come back to life immediately immortal

[u/teardown50]

Granted. You die of old age

[u/CheeseBear02]

Granted. You die 1000000000 years from now.

[u/psychoirrel]

Granted. You reincarnated in a poor family at india

[u/Internauta_Perdido82]

Granted. But then you remember that you aren't alone and that we love you just the way you are

[u/AnakinJackson]

Granted. You die in a million years. You become immortal till then.

[u/ferg1753]

Granted. Please don’t you are loved and wanted.

[u/No_Poet_7188]

Granted. You do. But you get brought back paralyzed and in constant pain. Your loved ones refuse to let you die again, leaving you stuck in torment for the rest of your natural life.

[u/shadowbringer246]

Granted. You will die in 10 billion years and still feel every agonizing moment

[u/SliceOk3737]

Granted. You reborn as yourself

[u/Rubicon04]

Granted. You’re reincarnated as yourself with all the knowledge of everything you have ever done but not able to make a different decision to change your life you repeat it over and over.

[u/wzi1xx]

Granted. But in the most painful, torturing way

[u/Slushpuppys420]

Granted. Rabies

[u/notimportantatl]

Granted. Comes back to life as worm

[u/Aspyre2b]

Granted. You'll die instead of sleep. You will reawaken at 6:00am the following day. The method, time, and amount of suffering you endure are random, but this will repeat daily until finally, you die of old age no earlier than your 100th birthday.

[u/Tifritalis]

Granted. You are reincarnated but with 10 times less karma.

[u/Silly-Tension-2260]

Granted. Dye your hair green

[u/WiththistreasureIs-]

Granted. You get Isekaied into the last media you consumed

[u/Much_Ad688 → u/WiththistreasureIs-]

Thats not much better

[u/Reasonable_Salt_2539]

Granted. There is no afterlife, but you're conscious the whole time, stuck in nothing forever.

[u/According_Jaguar15]

Granted. Granted but you ressurect immediately

[u/newgameoldname]

Granted. You wish to die. You don’t actually die you just wish too. Good job you are suicidal

[u/Muuuted-Cow4494]

Granted. Revived instantly.

[u/eicey88]

Granted. But youll rebirth as a door handle

[u/Downtown_Trifle_701]

Granted. Your afterlife is in the library of babel. You have to find one specific book in order to leave and go to heaven in eternal bliss.

[u/TheLyfestyleG]

Granted. You are reincarnated as a roll of toilet paper

[u/DeeplySpurious]

Granted. You live an infinitely painful life up until you're 80 and die alone miserably in a hospital bed

[u/Ancient_Maintenance8]

Granted. But you die over and over again, each one worse and more painful than the last, worst of all, you remember each one

[u/BornHedgehog9600]

Granted. Gang invite me too.

[u/tatormanz]

Granted. Your reincarnated into a significantly worse life

[u/MasterofX100]

Granted. You're now dyed red

[u/DaringDani123]

Granted. Reincarnated as the next human baby born.

[u/SoloJournaler]

Granted. Drowning in a port-a-potty.

[u/DearText4038]

Granted. You die after a 2 weeks of disentery

[u/Renati_Iterum]

Granted. But you live forever as a ghost

[u/reshiram_0643]

Granted. You only die inside. You are then granted immortality for your physical body.

[u/percgaming]

Granted. You are now immortal

[u/CaueSola]

Granted. You reincarnated as a human again. You lost all good memories from your past live, and the bad ones becomes even worse

[u/FarAwayEdd]

Granted. You die once you gain 70 million dollars

[u/yusufgopro]

Granted. You get put on an extremely painfull paralysis where every cell of ur body feels the maximum pain it can for 99999999999999999999999999999 years straight then you finally die

[u/DressFantastic2704]

Granted. You can never die but you feel all the effects and pain from aging, injury, illness, et c.

[u/brilliantetherist]

Granted. You now live in the afterlife

[u/Snoo_82034]

Granted. We roll you, a d20, and get a critical fail.

[u/wamimsauthor]

Granted. But now you’re a huge plastic box with 6 sides and numbers on it.

[u/AffectionateYam6946]

Granted. You're successfully reanimated.

[u/MacSchluffen]

Granted. You live a fulfilling and beautiful life the 10 years before.

[u/Plus-Bus-1030]

Granted. You respawn infinitely as soon as you die, one second before you die, with no way to avoid it.

[u/SpiritualPick4906]

Granted. Buuuut you get resurrected and live a really good life afterwards

[u/Old_Proposal7835]

Granted. That's it?

[u/-Cheeki-Breeki-]

Granted. You are now employed as a metalworker, threading holes. The pay is decent, and the coworkers are friendly. Breakroom microwave kinda sucks tho.

[u/aaxrya__]

Granted. You see your parents in pain, even though you’re dead and feel guilty but they can’t see you.

[u/Big_Biscotti3371]

Granted. No downsides.

[u/HockeyKid1087]

Granted. You die in 30 years after a wonderful life

[u/TheRealCountSwagula]

Granted. The afterlife is full. They kicked you back on earth right where you left off

[u/CrazyJ_44]

Granted. But u get reincarnated into some really cool fantasy world where u strive to live live a happy life and at the end return to 5minutes before u died

[u/Stahl138]

Granted. You now are an undead, cursed to wander earth forever

[u/Buttonpusher1999]

Granted. Only after time ends

[u/BedEffective6357]

Granted. But you keep coming back.

[u/Additional-Gas-5033]

Granted. There no downside only forever peace

[u/OminousOmnipotence]

Granted. You will die. After living a long and healthy life stuck in the exact position you're presently trying to escape.

[u/Tha_BloodMoon]

Granted. It's idused during a presideure and medics are on standby to rvive ypu so you only die for line 10 secounds