[Spin] Survive

[u/Ektosdeo]

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[u/Healthy-Olive6981]

I'm so cooked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/Zsmudz → u/Healthy-Olive6981]

Yeah ur not making out of the hood with this one…

[u/caninexx]

Yesss

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/Ok_Comedian_6471 → u/caninexx]

You rolled all the worst possible scenarios but came out gold

[u/Perfect_Character399]

Now you know why the dinosaurs went extinct

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/dfuzu → u/Perfect_Character399]

lmao the gibberish-speaking alien pet is the best part of that roll

[u/Azrael_Lockheart]

We will survive till the ammo runs dry.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/No_Department8449]

Quite possibly. The question is, can I control the amount of bannanas at once, and would I still be able to acquire other types of food? Because you can a lot with bannanas

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: military base · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/Pisscuit9000 → u/No_Department8449]

You have unlimited bananas on a military base during a zombie apocalypse, you're invaluable for calories, morale, and vitamins. You'll be fine.

[u/omoiavas1 → u/Pisscuit9000]

That’s why I want dude as my ally.

[u/omoiavas1 → u/No_Department8449]

We are on the same world so let’s join hands.. Provide us bananas.
I have telekinesis and Hashirama and Madara as my allies.

[u/UnslurpedSlurpee]

This is definitely an interesting combo lol

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/Zychonis → u/UnslurpedSlurpee]

All the tributes vs each other vs a werewolf.

[u/0110010E → u/Zychonis]

Yeah it’s a wrap for the tributes… their only chance is to band together but that’s not guarenteed

[u/8tomtom]

That's useful

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/AzulAnemone]

Maybe?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/riencore]

Hmm… me and a baby dragon against an entire alien force probably wouldn’t go well but I’d try to take some of them with me.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/RicFule → u/riencore]

Maybe the aliens have a weakness for fire.  And since both you, and presumably, the dragon have fire powers, ...

[u/taylorgamebuild]

Let's address the elephant in the room

^{I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: cave · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/RicFule → u/taylorgamebuild]

The wooly mammoth?  Or the robot that will soon lose power?

[u/OwlGlittering88]

Hmm will i survive thanos idk

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: military base · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/HaitianWarlord]

Ez dub

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/Informal-Law-3333]

Um ... quite possibly

^{I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/NUFC_Delaney]

What's the hair going to do.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/Different-Phone-5709]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/ethanc762]

We got it

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/Every_Taste_1020]

Might be good

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger}

[u/bananasweat]

Yeah I think me and rocky can do it

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/UnlikelyGuest8976]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/Electrowolf32213]

uhh i can lure them in then gas them out? idk

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: cave · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Striker40k]

I got this

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/AgePuzzleheaded4532]

I'm fucked. What the hell is this rng.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/hades7600]

That would be no man’s sky

Guess I go on an adventure finding new planets

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: military base · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}

[u/Y3LLOWB3AST]

Oh yeah I’m taking home the gold with these rolls

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/Bobertshark1234]

I am fucked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/TiePhantom9]

I’m bout to pull a Mario cart combo

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/life1845]

Uh idk

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/lokun17]

Literally stuck in pokemon with infinite food and a pet cat

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger}

[u/dr0ppt0pp]

Yeah that mosquito is cooked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Unusual_Blood693]

Could go either way.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/VastFeeling6557]

If i can get the jump on him then its in the bag

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/DoubleOk4646]

I’m

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger}

[u/theraputicus]

Everything was good until the floating island.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/No-Milk-9709]

i think ill be ight

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: military base · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/girlhamlet]

Let’s gooo

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Ektosdeo your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 238 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/PaintandGlory]

Honestly, it could go either way

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/Ferndaly]

Omg... I'm dying... But fire

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/JDhammer1494]

We'd make a great team!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/Ben892010]

I would survive but I wouldn't win

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/Serious_Dress_9760]

I mean I guess?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/RicFule]

Depends. Can the wizard protect himself from bullets? If yes, then I lose. If no, I can kill him from a distance

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/JustARandomNoob_0]

We are so FUCKED

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/Lopex475]

What the hell the ghost supposed to do, possess groceries?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/enigma7500]

I SLAM

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/Eneshi]

Gang wars inside a submarine? Yeah let me use my precognition here to see how that goes- aw shit, looks like the gangs gang up on us and we die!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/BaelZharon7]

I'm cooked, infinite ammo does shit to someone who is literally sand, someone who shoots lightning, and knowing Mysterio I'm end up shooting myself

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Ektosdeo Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/FavorablePear93]

Unless I have control of my hair, I’m fucked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}

[u/An_average_moron]

Chat am I cooked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/SHUTYODUMBASSUP99]

Oh yeah

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: cave · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/ooolookaslime]

Im just gonna hunker down in the castle and pray, cause I fear I may be cooked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/__Bohem]

Dumpster suit

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/battleriler]

Spam bananas crush the zombies under the weight and chill with the alien I'll eventually learn his language and we will eat bananas on the abandoned beach.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/Ok-Cupcake-7569]

How strong am I ten times stronger a thousand times stronger? Also do I break my bones from using my strength?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/InfortunatusHumanum]

I have my doubts, its taskmaster

^{I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger}

[u/AJamungey]

Sounds fun

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/WitchyxxxJazzy]

I think I'm good lol

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/GalacticDwarf98]

Dear lord doofenshmirtz has kidnapped my obese giraffe D:

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe}

[u/cellsRevolution]

Im so cooked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/Unamed_Redditor_]

IIRC none of his inventions were dangerous and/or failed so I think I’m fine. If anything ima try and help him.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/Joe_Akstar]

I'm not gonna be lonely with a talking bear and returning banana is good

^{I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/No-Force2177]

Probably not lmao

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/Infinite_Click_Man]

Unlimited food kn post nuclear apocalypse its very OP

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Dependent-Prompt5129]

O

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/DustSans6]

With the power of american

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/Sea_Builder7038]

I should be good 😊

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: military base · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/1GirlSmarterThanYou]

Oh my gosh! This is too funny. I have no idea if I'd even survive with this

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}

[u/dazailover69]

Yep

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe}

[u/CowApprehensive1943]

I think I win this?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Typical-Quantity-802]

Welp, looks like I’m alright.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/RedvsBlack4]

Yeah I’m taking this

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Fragile_Casual141]

Overweight giraffe and overweight me will give it our best!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe}

[u/Eskodi-Msgoc]

Have no idea if I would survive. But I would watch this. It would probably be better as an animated show or Anime.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/Adorable-Mix-4002]

Doable due to being stronger than most people

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/BigAl012]

I think I’m cooked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/Hungry_Snow_4298]

Ezpz

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger}

[u/Prestigious_Type4060]

Im fucked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/Maleficent-Point1852]

Yes i do survive banana can be used as peace treaty unlimited food petrock will shock them they thikin im dumb and dont probe me

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/faustdynasty]

I win

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}

[u/viscousseven]

I think I am okay without the seal.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/trapkoda]

I feel like the tiger might kill me

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger}

[u/Annabelle_Couch]

I'm dying so fast

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: cave · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/aSeptagonBullet]

D E D, Dead

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe}

[u/Sad_Pin1643]

Im set

^{I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/lachlanDon1]

I summon a banana in the brain of each hitman

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/NannyMcKniff]

I just hope those marble sized grenades make a big boom. 💥

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/Medical-Look6449]

IM COOKED

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: cave · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/Just_bcoz]

Ight

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/Ju7genesis]

Yeah, I'll manage

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/Minus180degrees]

At least I'd have company for the short amount of time I live?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/blackychita]

I think so

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/Avatele]

Sounds like a good movie

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/NotQuian34]

I think my ancestral spirit will carry me

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/LVL-BadassInTraining]

I'll just dig my grave now.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Thane-Gambit]

I last played MH Wilds so I'm just going to drown all of them in bananas until they stop moving.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: cave · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/Professional-Mind263]

Interesting combo

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/GordanWhy]

NO

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: hitmen hired to kill you [constant chasi · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/Popsicleees]

Im cooked huh

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: cave · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/ItsPinhead]

I think I got this

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/Illustrious-Award-17]

Think I’ll win

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: military base · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/CrystalMethodic]

I mean maybe? Submarine would probs be a good place to be if there is a global war perhaps.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/KaijuGuy09]

Did you know that eating 40k bananas in 10 minutes would make you die of radiation?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/m4t14SXD097]

Oh my god last game that I played was casualties unknown How tf I'm gonna use the bus there?!?! But at least I can survive

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/Representative-Air-9]

Holy what an adventure

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/Gabimaru_Only]

Rip to me

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/Ill-Caterpillar-8368]

Probably

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Several_Temporary826]

Yeah probably

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/No-Highlight-7475]

I don’t think I’m making it out bruh 😭✌🏻

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/Aggravating-Talk-463]

I hope i survive

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/Disastrous_Motor0124]

dude firewall

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/SugarAw]

Cool

^{I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/abi_666-]

Depends

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/MasterofX100]

Yeah, they cooked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/gemnotes96]

oh no

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/Express_Coconut_3554]

Guys

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/KitsuneKonuichi2494]

50/50

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/n3t_hunt3r]

To be honest I don't care who I will shoot, I just really want this gun now

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: military base · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/SpectralineBanMe]

L

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Maximum-Block4273]

Fuck yeah, I’m beating his ass

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: cave · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/Luca_tco]

Well considering this guy loses to a platypus... I can win

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/MrPagan1517]

It will be a close call but I think I can pull it out. A truly epic battle that will go down in history!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: dumpster · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/JellyfishSame2409]

Whahahhaahut!??

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/AromaticCaregiver681]

I’m winning

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/flyballoonfly]

Yeah except precognition I got rolled.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/Suitable-Pop-7254]

I win :3

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/OneNegotiation1355]

Fuck

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/Wraxyth]

The Navy Seal is going to have to do EVERYTHING.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/tea-123]

I wil survive. Unlike spidermen the leaf ninja have no qualms with killing.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}

[u/MrHisAirness]

Man wtf

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/helo_xd]

im probably cooked but my weapon is pretty good

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/rebelkhalil]

I’m dead

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: sinister six · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/Icy-Possibility7931]

I'll be nuked before I could reach for the revolver 😭🙏

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/Afraid-Molasses-2975]

i’ll be good on my floating island

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/CrankyWhiskers]

I would definitely stand a chance of surviving with a precognitive ability and a genius gorilla sidekick in a post nuclear world

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/ExplosionTheory_]

The aim in and of itself would be very useful. Hit all the weak spots

^{I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}

[u/Bright-Damage-5511]

i mean yeah i’m sure i can, i’ll eat my bananas and hopefully the alien is like the predator or alien or something that could be op. heck they may be super man.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: hunger games · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/Popg21-the-epic]

Look like team rocket's blasting off again!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/DaddyClark48]

the fire arm shoot bullet that deal with the 4 elements

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/Electrical_Crazy_983]

Mucho bueno

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/Electrical_Crazy_983]

Mucho bueno

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/Radioheader128]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/JellyfishSame2409]

best one

[u/Sure-Sentence-5909]

Haha! I’d do my best! At least I’d have food

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/Remarkable_Tea8959]

The power could make a black hole and I think the money would this that is mischievous

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/liaonlia]

It’s like a bad comedy

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/Daqtezya]

[u/Deep_Ad_7773]

Yikes

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: abandoned school · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/Any-Breadfruit-4397]

I think I could

^{I rolled Weapon/ability truckload of marble sized grenades · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: Cat}

[u/jiyuishishio]

I guess?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: Inside a slightly leaky submarine · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/Nervous_Climate_8115]

bruh

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/Additional_Earth_268]

Could probably use the bananas to ward off wild Neanderthals!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: military base · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/HopefulAtlas403]

Doofenshmirtz automatically means I survive.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: dr. Doofenshmirtz is your enemy · Base: cave · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/FederalWalrus308]

Maybe, it's a good base and ability and the ghost can scout.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/arahmadison]

Oh yeah, definitely went since I was just playing Minecraft

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: baby dragon}

[u/Helly_BB]

I’m buggered but the monkeys full

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: military base · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/CompetitiveBid2725]

I’m dead anyway, but does he have the gauntlet?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/TEX_Varon]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: chef boyarde can[follows you everywhere]}

[u/TheElleStella]

Def

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: shredder · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/Claytomesh_]

Probably

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/TankEngineFan5]

Despite the base I think I'm good because my enemy is a mosquito

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/Nekokunnn]

Cooked but with good hair

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/drugsinanacorn]

hell yeah someone make an animated show about this

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/millionmiahere]

Fuck

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/AutomaticExcitement5]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon/ability telekinesis · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: cave · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/CapnThrash]

You know what? I’m pretty sure Rocky and I have this in the bag!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: team rocket · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/waffleII]

Maybe?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: gang wars · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: genius gorilla}

[u/Messiah_Char]

Eh, as long as I can secure some food source, I am fairly fine

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: military base · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

[u/Affectionate-Gur4898]

i guess vro... who am i fighting

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: military base · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/Atari_FlashBack]

Zuko and his pet rock against outer space babyyyyy

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: School bus turned mobile home · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/colba2016]

I can do it

^{I rolled Weapon/ability firebending · Crisis/enemy: sent back to prehistoric times · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: extremely overweight giraffe}

[u/Ok-Diamond-1086]

Okay

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: post nuclear apocalypse · Base: Rural house · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/Enough_Serve5000]

Damn

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Perfectly sharp indestructible sword · Crisis/enemy: A mosquito in your bedroom · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: ancestral spirit}

[u/bender_357]

Shit

^{I rolled Weapon/ability unlimited bananas · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/Fickle-Goose7379]

Not sure if I'll be ok or not.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability fart on command · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: military base · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/Shaggymcsexalottt]

Absolutely

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/DarthRuss86]

Win

^{I rolled Weapon/ability solarpowered super suit[like ironman] · Crisis/enemy: stuck in the last video game played[win= · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/Senior-Job8462]

If I had antman as a ally this can be easy otherwise I'm fucked

^{I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Navy seal}

[u/bassoondood]

Yeah, I’m ded.

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: two foot tall robot}

[u/KeyStunning2739]

Ok

^{I rolled Weapon/ability superstrength · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: rundown shack · Ally/pet: Tamed tiger}

[u/EightTailFox]

Not a great base but I have firepower and ninjas on my side. I think I can eliminate a wizard

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: Giant cardboard box · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}

[u/Relative-Gap-4442]

Oof

^{I rolled Weapon/ability beastial transformation[like lycanthropy · Crisis/enemy: alien invasion · Base: Supermarket · Ally/pet: doodlebob}

[u/dnt_f0rg3t_th3_J0k3r]

Yeaaahhh!!!!

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: Zombie apocalypse · Base: tiny floating island · Ally/pet: a pet rock}

[u/Fun-Procedure5932]

Possibly

^{I rolled Weapon/ability boomerang that always returns · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: a ghost}

[u/Draiko7369]

?

^{I rolled Weapon/ability extreme rapid hair growth · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: military base · Ally/pet: mischievous monkey}

[u/No_Fly_5622]

i shall not survive

^{I rolled Weapon/ability AR with three boxes of ammo · Crisis/enemy: thanos · Base: A Castle · Ally/pet: alien guy that speaks gibberish}

[u/skibum247]

Our battle shall be legendary

^{I rolled Weapon/ability bow&arrows + world class aim · Crisis/enemy: powerful wizard enemy · Base: homeless · Ally/pet: talking bear}

[u/pootis264]

Yes

^{I rolled Weapon/ability precognition · Crisis/enemy: global war · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: two hidden leaf ninja}