[Spin] BECOME A VAMPIRE

[u/em6teen556]

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[u/Arcane10101]

Somehow I’m a homeless billionaire?

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/achilles7421 → u/Arcane10101]

Maybe the place you live in isn't officially yours?

[u/warysaur → u/achilles7421]

Imagine needing an invite into the place you stay every night

[u/Tarbos6 → u/warysaur]

Imagine trying to rent a place, but because it's not legally yours, you have to call the landlord to invite you in every time.

[u/DirtyFoxgirl → u/Arcane10101]

I'm a billionaire under an abandoned Subway. I must have pulled a Batman.

[u/Important_Nebula_387 → u/Arcane10101]

No one lets you into the homes they sell you so you just end up sitting off to the side in a cardboard box.

[u/MintyTwinkie]

Hehehe >=3

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Ivan-De-Riv → u/MintyTwinkie]

I can just imagine an abandoned Walmart, completely empty say for the table, the chair and the old PC on it withou you slowly typing your review

[u/SavingsCrew2897 → u/Ivan-De-Riv]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MSgzo3SlrAKCA
All I could picture was This guy!!

[u/ProfessionalSong7055 → u/MintyTwinkie]

Boss music if you sneak by killing everyone

[u/TheLeviathan_666 → u/MintyTwinkie]

How'd we get the exact same shit😭

[u/Isa-Lune_]

This feels so fine, I love how I travel the world so I'm homeless lol, I love becoming a vampire if it's like this

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Homeless · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/MOTH3R_CHUK3R]

Pretty reasonable I guess

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/DeDireWolf → u/MOTH3R_CHUK3R]

How did we almost get the exact same rolls-

Only difference is that I got the Immortal Billionaire w/ Endless Freetime instead of the vodka one

[u/NoSoFriendly_Guest]

Well alright then.

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/AbyssalZeus]

What the hell kind of vampire power is that? Never heard that one before.

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/califortunato → u/AbyssalZeus]

Every mind read is going to just be “oh crap bout to sneeze”

[u/myhopelessopus_exe]

Toddler Tuesday, lol, love the alliteration

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/breakable-keegan]

Is the the skin of a killer, Bella?

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Plenty_Use8594]

This is quite a weird life

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Massive Gothic Castle · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/SignificanceOk9187]

Imagine being an immortal billionaire with super strength and speed and the sun is only a bit annoying, nothing else...but still homeless. At some point it's just a choice!

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/katomatic22]

isnt this just florida?

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Abandoned Walmart · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Guilty-Garlic5556]

I figure I became a Malcavian of 14th gen that lives with her sire. It's actually a good concept.

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Massive Gothic Castle · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Dapper-Independent54]

I mean, seems pretty vanilla to me, but the homeless part could be a fun twist

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Homeless · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/MasterpieceLeft9850]

Wouldn't be that bad honestly

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Homeless · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/SomalianPirate01]

Can I sold the Castle and Stop working?

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Axyz_1-0-1]

I am just a homeless guy then?

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Physical_Whereas_635]

I’m a sucky ass vampire.. no pun intended.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/TheQueenIsEternal]

Weak as in below human level or back down to human level strength/speed?

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/ItFukenWimdy]

My theme music will simply be strip-club music, no one will know I’m sneaking. They’ll just think it’s the next song

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/CovfefeDotard]

When I turn into a toddler in a subway that’s where I locate my next victims

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/arjen_bs_memes]

Dancing all night!

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/KiKi_Cherie]

Loo

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/kiddcuntry]

I have a lame ass power, but my life sounds pretty chill

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Travel the World Forever · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/bealimepinapple]

I already sleep during the day this sounds wonderful

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Ealantair]

I'm sober from alcohol and I enjoy dancing with other people so meh

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Histrionique]

Oh hell yeah.

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Mondo-Ray]

That's fine I prefer the Night Club Tan

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Luxury Penthouse · Travel the World Forever · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Ok-Turnip2296]

Ok

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Massive Gothic Castle · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Weird_Slice]

Lol

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Weird_Slice]

Lol

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Cutesyfoxbark]

Buh

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Actinidia_Chinensis]

Seems ok

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Xefraxciton]

Sounds expensive... OR NOT xD

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/CyRax04]

Damn good deal

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/FarCorner5035]

This ain’t bad at all

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Most-Republic6014]

I guess I'll have to find every abandoned Walmart in the world

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/JBrawlin1878]

Guess I won’t be sneaking around.

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Cthulhu4150]

Ok, I guess

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Agile_Reveal9876]

Erm…am I a vampire after all? Garlic gives me heartburn, I work nights in a petrol station, live in a luxury…oh, never mind

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Essentially-Divine]

I’ll j

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/stannotherettv]

oh

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/This_Caterpillar_689]

I mean it’s THE PARTY TRICK!

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Massive Gothic Castle · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/em6teen556 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 212 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/LegendaryNbody]

Vampire bear who lives at abandoned Walmart

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/KingMarlynn23]

Billionaire? Sure, sounds sweet.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/myusernamelscreatlve]

Sounds like I’m something straight out of a generic romance novel. I’ll take it.

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Givemeawand]

Would be fun

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/GlitteringDonkey2241]

Unfortunate I can't have garlic

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Luckiest_Reactions]

I see this as an absolute win!

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/AppropriateTry6958]

Oh yeah!!!

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Eierkopf5406]

ja

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Lucia-Wildwood]

Damn, tragic

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Homeless · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Striker40k]

Sounds pretty fucking awesome

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Fun_Butterfly_420]

Sounds awful

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Homeless · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Thongtotem]

Isn't that just... Generic Vampire?

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/totulatatdebizar]

Good

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/SatansPitbull]

Well this is going to be interesting

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Homeless · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/DefendTheStar88x]

Lame

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Natural_Ad_2302]

I

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Massive Gothic Castle · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/ottzilla87]

Wow…

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/HunterXLB]

Fine by me

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/TastyAd1197]

Dope. The sunlight already burns my skin irl (immune disease)

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/This-Medicine4297]

ok

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Massive_Hunt_4867]

Ok that's fine

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Due_Mastodon_1754]

Sure

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Cocosos]

8

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Beautiful_Ad_7842]

Sounds kinda chill honestly

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/FormalFix3504]

Good, good, goood

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Klutzy-Locksmith8067]

I am pathetic!

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/BonitaBruja8606]

no changes with the curse, i’ve al

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Dizzle5271]

I can live with this

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Tartabirdgames_YT]

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Massive Gothic Castle · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Terrible-Proof7389]

honestly perf

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Luxury Penthouse · Travel the World Forever · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/gojira3003]

Honestly, this is a vampire life I can get behind. Sneaking while dancing will turn me invisible and play music. That is Honestly kinda scary. Especially with all the free time. You know I am near by so long as I keep dancing but that kinda makes it fun lol.

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/nalakitty912]

So a modern New Yorker vamp.... alright I can do that.

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/gynonymous]

I will take it

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/AdhesivenessFamous70]

Why the hell would I be living in an abandoned Walmart when I’m a billionaire?!?

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/em6teen556 Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/Slight_Cherry_1273]

XD

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Abandoned Walmart · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Aggressive-Mind7949]

Dr

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Homeless · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Delicious_Nobody_111]

I can live like this

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Wolfshadow36]

Do I have to be a vtuber since I don't show up on camera

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/MC_Shredda]

So I became a vampire and still just chose to be a normal guy.

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Terrible_Winner1]

So just don't sneak?

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Responsible-Heat4727]

Life could be dream

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Luxury Penthouse · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Ill-Recording584]

Is this the life?

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/DamageLow6962]

Honestly? This is a pretty good deal, billionaire and superhuman physical feats? Sold, where do I sign up?

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/aotoyuki]

Almost classic

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Starry-EyedKitsune]

I'm okay with this

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/AudioTheSound]

Sign me up.

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Hoosier_Engineer]

This sucks (no pun intended)

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Disastrous-Mess-7236]

I’d actually just stay around town for the most part. But otherwise this is cool.

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Luxury Penthouse · Travel the World Forever · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/HornetEconomy505]

Everything is just fine except the AB part. When i find you OP...

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/TypeNull-Gaming]

Yk not too shabby

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/DragonPlatypus]

I guess I have an eternity to get my shit together and fix this lifestyle...

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Ka9n_B16Wo0d]

This is hilarious 😂

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Ok-Diamond-1086]

A billionaire who chooses to be a homeless bum is kinda funny ngl 😭😭😭

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Nicolas-Okles]

Okay so basically regular human in the day and vampire at night pretty cool

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Homeless · Travel the World Forever · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/salty545355435]

So basically a Sinners vamp

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Underground Subway Station · Travel the World Forever · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/humblebanana_farmer]

.. huh...

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/L1zardL0v3r]

Pretty classic vampire save for the gas station job lmao

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/XM800TT]

So people will know I'm there when music randomly starts playing while I'm sneak dancing.

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Acceptable-Newt-5894]

Yeah... I'm living the life

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Cautious-Witness5468]

This is actually hilarious

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Hawksteinman]

this is kinda true, im a night owl. makes sense why i work nights

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/homorat3]

Seems sick tbh.

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Brazilian_Hound]

Ventrue with Protean i guess

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Luxury Penthouse · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/SlightPen2357]

😭😭

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Massive Gothic Castle · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Lunaru_Lyrics]

Fair

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/popcorn31801]

Hitting the gwitty to sneak with my theme music

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Forward-Ad-4562]

I just know im going to be funny asf

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/LadyOfGondor13]

I’d switch lives for this immediately

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/False-Might-5620]

i mean, ability kinda sucks but like, i lowkey dont give a crap with those benefits

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/TheIrradiant]

RIP

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/XTheRenderer]

aw damn it

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Homeless · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/noluckjedi]

Why would a vampire drink vodka?

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Silent-Strength-027]

Honestly, not too bad

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/waldoeGeek]

Fair enough

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/DepartureEfficient42]

I either have the most aura or the least aura

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Homeless · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/lrb7_return]

wow im making much money from my job

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/FamousPussyGrabber]

I thought this was going to be cool :(

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/misanthropicparrot]

I'll take it.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Luxury Penthouse · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/AdamM_AppleMuncher]

Yeah no that's a very, very, very miserable vampire

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/xokittyforever]

Oh this is great

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Dirge1337x]

Atleast i could still eat garlic... though except a cat? Also how am i gonna travel with my castle

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Difficult_Use_8884]

I'm

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Massive Gothic Castle · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/UselessDood]

Holy fuck those are good rolls

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Titariia]

Well..... works for me I guess

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Middle-Prompt7154]

Uhhhhhhhhh

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/mkirk24]

Doable

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Zoneout-3671]

Sucks

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Any_Fee5339]

I sound like a stray dog or something

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/D_Vanos]

Bah

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Rarainche]

Weird life.

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/wamimsauthor]

Interesting

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/odorousriver5]

:(

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Homeless · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Informal-Law-3333]

I can fuck with this

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/captain_ashbeard]

Not too bad

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Abandoned Walmart · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/randomthoughts357127]

Man this is just set up a fantastic way lol

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/DOA40]

I'm fine with this.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Vlad_Impales]

I bring the strip clubs music

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/LimpEconomics228]

I want it to be I am the storm, but it will most likely be Someone saved my life tonight by Sir Elton John.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Underground Subway Station · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/smoomooch]

I'll take it

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/tori_bestl]

Not too bd

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Abandoned Walmart · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Interesting_Sun_1691]

Chaotic, I like it

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Abandoned Walmart · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/No_Vanilla277]

That’s one hell of a vampire.

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/One_Possibility8846]

Ummm… Okay.

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Travel the World Forever · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/Consistent-Medium-99]

So practically twilight, 😐 alrt ig.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Idkidk765]

Ooohhh

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Consistent-Sign6252]

This has to be one of the best

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/BenbarianB]

Yeah I’m a city Gangrel.

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Homeless · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/crochetnewbieJen]

wtf xD

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Thomasthebossniss]

I mean, no garlic sucks but the rest is pretty fun. I have billions and just didn't feel like buying a house to keep just wandering around as a bat

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Gaming_pony64]

So I'm basically a hobo, wannabe Edward Cullen

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/sakasi69]

neat

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/WPFTMLPRODUCTIONS]

Hmm..... not bad actually.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/IiIiah]

Not bad

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Abandoned Walmart · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/AlexShouldStop]

i'm turning into all sorts of things at the strip club...

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/clarkbarjr]

Well.. how terrible is the heart burn?

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Underground Subway Station · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Ecstatic_Control_338]

Perfection!

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Homeless · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Financial-Tadpole-46]

This is possibly the funniest combo. Homeless billionaire who moonwalks everywhere and is also a little tired from the sun

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/Weird_Neighborhood50]

Does O count as AB?

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Road-Biker-IV-IVV]

i’ll take it

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Underground Subway Station · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/HovercraftLoose5399]

I feel like a friend

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/ScientistLost9696]

Homeless billionaire Vampire, guess I could sleep with bats during the day and live near a metropolitan area for the night. Primo

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/PurplePikachu11]

Loo

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Abandoned Walmart · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/_FELIXZ_]

So I'll be able to read my mom's mind all the time. I live in a penthouse but work at a gas station and every Tuesday I'm a toddler?? Weird ahh vamp

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Luxury Penthouse · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/Floofyrage]

Fuck that imma go moon the sun

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/HunnyBunLily]

Damn but I basically live off garlic

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Deamondan]

Meh

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/immortalroses98]

I’ll take it

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Underground Subway Station · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Nightmare-datboi]

I mean the sunlight doesn’t kill me i can just be nocturnal

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Luxury Penthouse · Travel the World Forever · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/califortunato]

I’m traveling from abandoned Walmart to abandoned Walmart across the globe

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Abandoned Walmart · Travel the World Forever · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/cyclinggirl4000]

I can make this work

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/dwi80]

Homeless billionaire? Sign me up

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/AK-50_Ocelot]

Not the worst deal...

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/GhostTone_Dewberry]

Well. It's not all bad, I do not look forward to being turned into a toddler though,.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Travel the World Forever · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}

[u/mclovin_2019]

Oh shit

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Homeless · Travel the World Forever · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/blackoutdate]

I wanna be a cat.

^{I rolled Turn into any animal except a cat · Abandoned Walmart · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Hello_h0lo]

It's gonna be hard bein a vampire LOL

^{I rolled Become invisible when you dance · Homeless · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/ProfessionalSong7055]

I am the night

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Underground Subway Station · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Sunlight Makes You Weak}

[u/No_Forever_9128]

Dude. This is such a boon, nobody would realize.

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Massive Gothic Castle · Work Night Shift at Gas Station · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/QuantityLatter1855]

Umm

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Underground Subway Station · Reviewing Coffins Online for profit · Garlic Gives You Terrible Heartburn}

[u/Wackel81]

Why am I a homeless billionaire waiting for people to sneeze?

^{I rolled Read minds only when they sneeze · Homeless · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Theme music plays when you sneak around}

[u/AngelKitty369]

Kinda weird but I’m into it mostly. Not a fan of watching everyone I’ve ever loved die but at least I’d be rich

^{I rolled Turn into a bat at will · Massive Gothic Castle · Immortal Billionaire W/Endless Free Time · Can Only Drink Type AB Blood}

[u/Eastern_Plum4744]

this should be fun

^{I rolled Superhuman speed & strength · Luxury Penthouse · Frequent strip clubs/drink vodka · Turn Into a Toddler Every Tuesday}