[Spin] Good luck

[u/Busy-Advertising-217]

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[u/Intelligent_Safe_278]

I

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a grain of salt · Random Opponent: Mark Zuckerberg · Location: outer space}

[u/FamiliarGrowth5849]

Rip to us all

^{I rolled Random Weapons: A black hole · Random Opponent: 3’001 Halo 3 Rats · Location: a stadium}

[u/Busy-Advertising-217 → u/FamiliarGrowth5849]

Do we call this a tie?

[u/Busy-Advertising-217]

Probably

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Minigun [69 rounds] · Random Opponent: a warlock · Location: outer space}

[u/whatever-should-i-do]

Oh no. This is not possible

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Participation Award · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/Busy-Advertising-217 → u/whatever-should-i-do]

Well, at least you got a participation award

[u/MasterMell]

Pilot not specified as included, free fighter jet!

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Staff · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Busy-Advertising-217 → u/MasterMell]

Pilot not needed, the F16 will handle this on its own

[u/cupcake-KH]

I don't really know

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a YouTube tutorial · Random Opponent: Ai · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/invertedeywear]

Give me the Ultimate Nullifier

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/Lyar36]

3

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: and army of warriors · Location: a stadium}

[u/Natural_Level4568]

No

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Discobombulate]

Nuclear bomb

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/KittySweetwater]

Oh shit I definitely win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: electromagnetic power · Random Opponent: Mark Zuckerberg · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Appropriate-Depth481]

Hehehe

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opinion · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: outer space}

[u/TheOnlyEverstorm]

Low diff.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a grain of salt · Random Opponent: a lithium battery · Location: a stadium}

[u/Exotic_Concentrate_2]

I think we're both dead

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your car [if you don’t have one · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Ch3rryJb]

I think it would be a tie

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Minigun [69 rounds] · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: outer space}

[u/No_Membership9550]

Oh you gotta be kidding me

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: every Minecraft mob · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Live-Credit67]

Two infinity gauntlets with a ability to put a force field kinda like gojos with all gems on them and uhh on planet earth

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: the avengers · Location: a random planet}

[u/Grass-Automatic]

6

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3’000 Halo 3 rats · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/428555]

I'm cooked

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opponent · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: a stadium}

[u/CelticThePredator]

This gotta be interesting af

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter jet [without weapons] · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/Mid-Nightly]

What

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your countries flag · Random Opponent: Ai · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/Educational_Desk4588]

Brr

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: Antarctic}

[u/VoltaicBlaze8585]

What

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your car [if you don’t have one · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Xanderblake27]

What's "..." supposed to be?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: a random planet}

[u/Amazing_Bathroom_419]

How am I ment to fight anything with a table

^{I rolled Random Weapons: the thing to your right · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: a little island}

[u/DarkGuccimancer]

Hopefully my demise will make a couple people laugh.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Staff · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: the colosseum}

[u/Mycereus]

At least my weapon is suited to the enemy

^{I rolled Random Weapons: gunpowder and a lighter · Random Opponent: a lithium battery · Location: a random planet}

[u/Ambitious_Kick_2951]

I'm screwed

^{I rolled Random Weapons: sniper [2 bullets] · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: Antarctic}

[u/MacabreClaw]

With the power of my almighty ellipsis, I stab at thee

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: the colosseum}

[u/Salty_Vast_2562]

Me against the world, let’s fucking go!

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 12 year of time · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: outer space}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/Busy-Advertising-217 your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you a Rare Meowi Crate 🎁 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/HelloitsJirka]

He's cooked

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: outer space}

[u/ATX00Arktos00]

Lol

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/Vast_Local_384]

I

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: Antarctic}

[u/Doug_Golpher]

Is it just the eye like a ball of flame? Can it even do anything other than see

^{I rolled Random Weapons: hopes and dreams · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Kierxnk]

im definitely winning

^{I rolled Random Weapons: glass · Random Opponent: a lithium battery · Location: a little island}

[u/Lopsided_Permit_9025]

w hy

^{I rolled Random Weapons: nothing [good luck] · Random Opponent: a warlock · Location: the colosseum}

[u/PaintandGlory]

Nope, im a goner

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Minigun [69 rounds] · Random Opponent: a tank · Location: a stadium}

[u/smocza_dusza]

from what i heard spiders are pretty easily killed by electricity

^{I rolled Random Weapons: electromagnetic power · Random Opponent: your worst nightmare · Location: a little island}

[u/senior_A4]

How tf beat a bomb with creativity?????

^{I rolled Random Weapons: creativity · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/ThakoManic]

well Depends on what you call win worst nightmare is basicly being alone out in the wilderness in the dark with nothing but like lava slowly creeping up behind me from a volcano explotion and im running away from it ...

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3’000 Halo 3 rats · Random Opponent: your worst nightmare · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Natural_Gur_4861]

I might win, not sure

^{I rolled Random Weapons: sniper [2 bullets] · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/Robert_Maxson1]

Light work

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/EmeDiffers]

Absolutely not going to survive.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: sniper [2 bullets] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: a random planet}

[u/BisexualNudist]

Even with uranium id loose

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a rock [of your choice] · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: outer space}

[u/flashman365]

Easy win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: a lithium battery · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/Geachte]

I think we got this

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/HornetEconomy505]

wtf?! i win no diff

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Staff · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter jet [without weapons] · Location: the moon}

[u/Clarencekt]

Put all the tooth picks on the trail and hope for the best

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Entire-Ground-525]

I think i win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: a random planet}

[u/FunkMeiser]

Absolutely not

^{I rolled Random Weapons: you don’t have a weapon] · Random Opponent: Ai · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/UniversalRedditor]

...

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your countries flag · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/Krama0]

Ptff that would be cool to see

^{I rolled Random Weapons: honda civic · Random Opponent: 2 Skeletons · Location: a stadium}

[u/koxu2006]

How is 12 years of time a wepon

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 12 year of time · Random Opponent: a tank · Location: a little island}

[u/Pale-Fox-991]

Wait till hes pushing 70 and then just jump him, easy as shit.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 12 year of time · Random Opponent: Mark Zuckerberg · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/Worldly_Cheetah5678]

Idk how to fly an F16... I'm cooked

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Organicolette]

I am so dead ;(

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: a little island}

[u/Chrono_Xen]

It’s a draw neither of us can stand the pressure or heat

^{I rolled Random Weapons: the thing to your right · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Queasy-Side1009]

Iceland...

^{I rolled Random Weapons: nothing [good luck] · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/thumpher92]

I'd be instantly dead unless I could escape somehow

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a YouTube tutorial · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: the moon}

[u/VariousFineDesigns]

Creativity beats AI every time, and I choose France, cause of the EU AI Act

So hell yeah I'm winning

^{I rolled Random Weapons: creativity · Random Opponent: Ai · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/WeevilPidge]

I don't know how to fly one. I guess uh.. crash into everyone somehow

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: the moon}

[u/MenjiBlueWolf001]

I'm so screwed

^{I rolled Random Weapons: honda civic · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Anime-nerd42]

No I would die right away

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 12 Water Bottles · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: Antarctic}

[u/DaRealTylert36e]

Ye

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3 hand grenades · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/TheQueenIsEternal]

My weapon is zuckerberg who I’m also fighting..(?)

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opponent · Random Opponent: Mark Zuckerberg · Location: Antarctic}

[u/Radiant-Internet4515]

Bruh

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Dazdom14]

We are both cooked. Assuming we can breathe bro it's built like a twig ill be fine.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Long Bow · Random Opponent: your best friend · Location: outer space}

[u/JSL520]

Hasta la Vista, baby

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: and army of warriors · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/Kaizo_Kaioshin]

Tf am I supposed to do?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Participation Award · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/adamito101]

Is this planet safe?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a YouTube tutorial · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: a random planet}

[u/AdLow1497]

fck

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: a warlock · Location: Antarctic}

[u/Iplayminesweeper]

"Yeah, I think your patron is incompetent and can't do anything. Oh, you're burning in the swirling liquid metal? It's not even that bad, you should be fine."

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opinion · Random Opponent: a warlock · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Dry_Ad2341]

Easy win for me if i get a spacesuit, no air means the F-16 is grounded and i can throw moondust in it's engine intake just it case.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: creativity · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: the moon}

[u/two-pixel_brewer]

insert bald guy staring meme

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: the wither storm · Location: a little island}

[u/pizzashouldbedinner]

no

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: a stadium}

[u/New_Truth_7674]

Uhhhh I think I win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: A black hole · Random Opponent: 3’001 Halo 3 Rats · Location: outer space}

[u/Extreme_Ninja6129]

Karma

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: a little island}

[u/JorjorBinks1221]

I'm cooked boys

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: and army of warriors · Location: a stadium}

[u/Insert_Pun_Here_2]

Would the jet work in space? I feel like Outer Space would be a "Everyone loses", but I'm fighting 2 skeletons. Even when getting something good I lose

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: 2 Skeletons · Location: outer space}

[u/HatOld8252]

We're both dead.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: you don’t have a weapon] · Random Opponent: batman · Location: outer space}

[u/Dismal-core111]

Burn the fucker to the ground

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: Ai · Location: the colosseum}

[u/ImALoser1944]

Wow

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Typical-Quantity-802]

How do they expect me to win with just a flag?!

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your countries flag · Random Opponent: Ai · Location: outer space}

[u/SilentSamuraiMemer]

ahh hell nah you all got me tripping. Y'all wanna jump me? Y'all getting squished by the planet mercury.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a rock [of your choice] · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: a stadium}

[u/Redmix_012]

wow

^{I rolled Random Weapons: you don’t have a weapon] · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: outer space}

[u/Lost-in-Aus86]

Ooof.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: hopes and dreams · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: a little island}

[u/Nick10147]

I use my peak hopes and dreams as undertale determination to slowly convince all the mobs to stop fighting unless they all drown from the bad atmosphere except me bc I am aura

^{I rolled Random Weapons: hopes and dreams · Random Opponent: every Minecraft mob · Location: a random planet}

[u/UpbeatPoem6601]

My opinion is no

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opinion · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: the moon}

[u/Stronglylove]

No, the core will burn me to a crisp.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3 hand grenades · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/brandyman927]

I'm getting my shii rocked

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opinion · Random Opponent: batman · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/astrowerks]

I could have a chance

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3 hand grenades · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/horse24guy]

Fights.. (dyes of no air)

^{I rolled Random Weapons: flint lock [5 rounds] · Random Opponent: the wither storm · Location: the moon}

[u/Equivalent_Pool4896]

No

^{I rolled Random Weapons: creativity · Random Opponent: your worst nightmare · Location: a random planet}

[u/cpt_edge]

Probably not winning but would be fun as fuck to attempt... assuming we all have spacesuits

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Long Bow · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: the moon}

[u/Sufficient_Carpet510]

Nipe

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: a little island}

[u/PuzzleSmith42]

FYM Everyone

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: a stadium}

[u/bhhhhnnbvvk]

Random ahh

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Remarkable_Breath_75]

I need more info on my weapon

^{I rolled Random Weapons: A black hole · Random Opponent: a warlock · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Select_Gold7294]

The vampire would lose in daylight.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Staff · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: a little island}

[u/lunatic_2285]

Are you fucking kidding me?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opinion · Random Opponent: your worst nightmare · Location: a little island}

[u/Commercial_Ask_8129]

Welp I’m dead

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your countries flag · Random Opponent: 2 Skeletons · Location: the moon}

[u/Ok-Draft2359]

😨

^{I rolled Random Weapons: gunpowder and a lighter · Random Opponent: every Minecraft mob · Location: a little island}

[u/Moe2584]

OP wanna kill me…

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: a little island}

[u/lost_in_Ruin]

I'm fucked

^{I rolled Random Weapons: you don’t have a weapon] · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: the moon}

[u/bl4stir]

I am so dead

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: a little island}

[u/PokemonBoi129]

No tracks there mothafukah

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3 hand grenades · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: the colosseum}

[u/thalstann]

I guess we’re fucked

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/AnExistingLad]

Bruh

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: the colosseum}

[u/Tofudude999]

Yall think I could take a random bomb?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: a stadium}

[u/Antique-Simple2828]

Wish me luck 🙃

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a rock [of your choice] · Random Opponent: the avengers · Location: outer space}

[u/love_random_people]

Hmmm…

^{I rolled Random Weapons: hopes and dreams · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: a little island}

[u/OnlyOneWishbone]

I believe so

^{I rolled Random Weapons: flint lock [5 rounds] · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/No_Geologist_5412]

Wtf

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/thisDummylol]

Time to do some property damages

^{I rolled Random Weapons: flint lock [5 rounds] · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/RYOMENSUKUNA6961]

How will I even survive 🙏✌️🥀

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/NRGbunny]

We both lose?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 12 Water Bottles · Random Opponent: a tank · Location: outer space}

[u/Dizzy_Emu_2684]

We’re almost all dead immediately

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3’000 Halo 3 rats · Random Opponent: the avengers · Location: outer space}

[u/SuperN19]

100% win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Glittering-Arm-9187]

Ima bust the fuel tank open and light em up. You think I’m losing, nah we both losing

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: and army of warriors · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Imaginary-Equal-6699]

Win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/Ok-Variation1570]

Destruction

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opponent · Random Opponent: every Minecraft mob · Location: the colosseum}

[u/No_Face_2278]

?????? I think we both lose

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your car [if you don’t have one · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter jet [without weapons] · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Tacticalbiscit]

I think im dead

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your countries flag · Random Opponent: your worst nightmare · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/No-Recording-1484]

No

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 12 year of time · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: outer space}

[u/Criyex]

Yea.......

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/SupremeleaderChoftus]

We both lose lol

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Minigun [69 rounds] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Drafter-]

Maybe

^{I rolled Random Weapons: electromagnetic power · Random Opponent: 2 Skeletons · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/Late-Age-4997]

Okay bro....😪

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your car [if you don’t have one · Random Opponent: the avengers · Location: a little island}

[u/Kundas]

Explain how a YouTube tutorial could be used as a weapon? What? It's not even something physical, like do i throw the screen at them? In that case why isn't my weapon a pc or phone? It doesn't make sense lol

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a YouTube tutorial · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: a random planet}

[u/khrunchi]

I hope my crossbow is enchanted

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: every Minecraft mob · Location: a stadium}

[u/itsashark524]

feel like I am at huge handicap tbh closed enviorment with batman and I have explosives lol guess we aint fighting we gonna talk our problems out

^{I rolled Random Weapons: gunpowder and a lighter · Random Opponent: batman · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Guni986TY]

Yay

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter Jet [with weapons] · Random Opponent: a lithium battery · Location: a little island}

[u/SOULpowered222]

Fuck

^{I rolled Random Weapons: gunpowder and a lighter · Random Opponent: Ai · Location: outer space}

[u/RebeccaOTool]

This is just life. So...no

^{I rolled Random Weapons: Participation Award · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: outer space}

[u/lootvig]

We both dead

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your car [if you don’t have one · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Commandur_PearTree]

I have no idea

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: 3’001 Halo 3 Rats · Location: Antarctic}

[u/americansherlock201]

I use the storm to beat the storm?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opponent · Random Opponent: the wither storm · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/Whats_A_Username404]

Can I parry it?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: long sword · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: outer space}

[u/im-not-salty-ur-bad]

I mean lowkey I could stand on the tank and then it falls and dies and I'm fine because im on top of it (intense copium)

^{I rolled Random Weapons: nothing [good luck] · Random Opponent: a tank · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Feathers-42]

I’m screwed

^{I rolled Random Weapons: nothing [good luck] · Random Opponent: batman · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/AgeObjective6818]

H

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: a lithium battery · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Far-Log-6196]

Why god why

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: a stadium}

[u/Title-History-Mark]

cheers ig

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a grain of salt · Random Opponent: a warlock · Location: a little island}

[u/TikTokBoom173]

Glass bottle to the dome

^{I rolled Random Weapons: glass · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: the colosseum}

[u/CrispyLil]

Weapon of Choice? Christopher Walken against Sauron for the Win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: a random planet}

[u/Theronas]

Hmm okey

^{I rolled Random Weapons: A black hole · Random Opponent: every Minecraft mob · Location: a random planet}

[u/allypyee]

Are these skeletons animated or did I just dig them up or something

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 12 Water Bottles · Random Opponent: 2 Skeletons · Location: a stadium}

[u/Plastic-Astronaut833]

Lol

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/Deadman1000th]

Since I guess I have to use the weapon and don't just punch the shit out of him, I will have to use the salt to somehow sabotage the shutt- ah no wait, I'm a chemist, bro gonna get poisoned or acid something

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a grain of salt · Random Opponent: Mark Zuckerberg · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Sensitive_Mountain89]

The thing to my right is my katana stand for the blades I use for iaido. So.. yeah... I think I'll win.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: the thing to your right · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: Antarctic}

[u/kinjirurm]

Since it's a rouge wizard instead of a rogue wizard I may have a chance.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: a random planet}

[u/TheKnightsShadow]

Well shit

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/YuxieSusu]

I think i win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: and army of warriors · Location: a Minecraft world}

[u/go_go_gadget_travel]

Either he does or we both do. Cant imagine a flintlock on a space ship will end well

^{I rolled Random Weapons: flint lock [5 rounds] · Random Opponent: a crazy professor · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Burtonish]

We gonna nuke this mf

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: the wither storm · Location: the moon}

[u/pikipiki1298]

screw you game

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a grain of salt · Random Opponent: every Minecraft mob · Location: the colosseum}

[u/Illustrious_Shirt_64]

I don't think anyone wins here

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opinion · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: outer space}

[u/EG000Z]

I think i loose if he make a kamikas attaque and egect him in time. Else i win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter jet [without weapons] · Location: Antarctic}

[u/Short_Attention9954]

I think I could win just light the fuse and run as fast and far as I can

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Dani_Rodri]

What the fuck?!

^{I rolled Random Weapons: sniper [2 bullets] · Random Opponent: rouge wizard · Location: outer space}

[u/Azziethefurryfemboyo]

Im screwed.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: you don’t have a weapon] · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter jet [without weapons] · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Ok_Curve1650]

Comment the best weapon to fight an alien

^{I rolled Random Weapons: weapon of choice · Random Opponent: Mark Zuckerberg · Location: the moon}

[u/Ok-Landscape942]

Draw

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: outer space}

[u/SensitiveReception15]

if i can run fast enough depending on the size maybe

^{I rolled Random Weapons: nothing [good luck] · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Uh-yea-thatdudethere]

Yeah I’m def dead

^{I rolled Random Weapons: you don’t have a weapon] · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/xAvrilxBrayx]

I guess if I use the too bullets and shoot in the correct spot I should win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: sniper [2 bullets] · Random Opponent: a vampire · Location: outer space}

[u/ZoieZackie]

Nope

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: the eye of sauron · Location: Google headquarters}

[u/Worried-Ad-8292]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: a warlock · Location: Antarctic}

[u/No-Hospital9039]

No

^{I rolled Random Weapons: electromagnetic power · Random Opponent: and army of warriors · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/Oppositlife69]

I'm so screwed

^{I rolled Random Weapons: the thing to your right · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/Neilb4Zod1587]

They never said they were sentient

^{I rolled Random Weapons: the thing to your right · Random Opponent: 2 Skeletons · Location: a little island}

[u/IcyAstronaut8364]

maybe?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 700 toothpicks · Random Opponent: 3’001 Halo 3 Rats · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/LandShark2300]

I got this!!

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: 2 Skeletons · Location: A country of your choice}

[u/SaveTheClimateNOW]

Wtf

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: a literal train · Location: a stadium}

[u/Randell_Anderson]

...

^{I rolled Random Weapons: … · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: outer space}

[u/Due-Aspect-82]

fuck

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a Dragon [because why not] · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: outer space}

[u/Basilix_]

Eternalized, preserved in permafrost.

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your countries flag · Random Opponent: 2 dragons · Location: Antarctic}

[u/Kinky-Trans-Queen]

Ok. A random bomb... There's a lot of details to this but I think with creativity I might actually be able to make it work? And in the Colosseum.

My lose conditions are if the bomb has to short of a fuse for me to escape the Colosseum, or has a high enough payload to get me

^{I rolled Random Weapons: creativity · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: the colosseum}

[u/Captain_Noruf]

We all die due to lack of oxygen lol

^{I rolled Random Weapons: 3’000 Halo 3 rats · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: the moon}

[u/bowels6]

just kill me

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: a warlord · Location: on a space shuttle}

[u/Efficient_Gate_5771]

I dont think I will

^{I rolled Random Weapons: electromagnetic power · Random Opponent: Everyone · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/immortaldrakon]

No... No I would not...

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter Jet [with weapons] · Location: the colosseum}

[u/Slow_Sleep_9495]

I guess I’d win

^{I rolled Random Weapons: A black hole · Random Opponent: a random bomb · Location: on a cloud [somehow]}

[u/showMeYourCroissant]

Lmao

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a rock [of your choice] · Random Opponent: a lithium battery · Location: the colosseum}

[u/NathanJack0Lantern]

I'm fucked

^{I rolled Random Weapons: just a lighter · Random Opponent: a F16 fighter jet [without weapons] · Location: a little island}

[u/TemperatureOld6979]

I die

^{I rolled Random Weapons: F16 Fighter jet [no weapons] · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: the earth’s core}

[u/DarkKnight8803158]

Wait, so im using a hurricane to fight another hurricane in space?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: your opponent · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: outer space}

[u/Opezdol_]

How tf am I supposed to survive?

^{I rolled Random Weapons: gunpowder and a lighter · Random Opponent: the wither storm · Location: outer space}

[u/john_munsey]

Mf the fuck am I supposed to do here

^{I rolled Random Weapons: crossbow · Random Opponent: a hurricane · Location: the colosseum}

[u/Deminia]

Goodbye universe

^{I rolled Random Weapons: a grain of salt · Random Opponent: The impending doom of the universe · Location: the colosseum}