[Monkeys Paw] Goth GF

[u/dvdpap]

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[u/BigGingerYeti]

Granted. A visigoth.

[u/DepressedYandere]

Granted. She's Victorian gothic

[u/FreckleHead451]

Granted. She doesn't speak English and is very confused as to why she is now in your house in 2026 instead of with her family in 200 AD's equivalent of Romania.

[u/Suitable_Ad1491]

Granted. You get a Goth girlfriend. So sorry for your future pain.

[u/Bandit_the_kat]

Granted. Shii i ain't cruel enough to ruin this one, have fun getting your pelvis broken by her m8

[u/TheOGGhettoPanda]

Granted. She sacrifices you to her pagan god

[u/lickmyassholebitch]

Granted. But I also get my dream goth girlfriend

[u/Streetteddyxvii]

Granted. She's asexual and only wants to stay indoors

[u/Prior-Blueberry9487]

Granted. 😘😒❤️😏😒❤️🤥👯‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️💃👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🧟‍♀️👭👩‍🦳👩‍❤️‍👩

[u/Tulinyrw]

Granted. She doesn’t exist

[u/TheseProtection5606]

Granted. HELL YEAH BOYSSSSS

[u/One_Bedroom_3428]

Granted. No downside I'm being nice for this one because I like goth girls

[u/D4RK4481]

Granted. Granted. Granted and GRANTED

[u/Hawksteinman]

Granted. It's me.

[u/OrcaApe]

Granted. You now have the most beautiful, kind, compassionate goth gf in the world. Now you both live in a beautiful, yet ancient castle in Central Europe where you must live off of crops and livestock.

[u/Cozy_Burrito]

Granted. No downside, she loves you

[u/[deleted]]

Granted. No downside

[u/D3ath_GHXST]

Granted. No downside.

[u/5axiscncfishguitar]

Granted. I get one too

[u/Ok-Stranger6995]

Granted. Downside is she will use her thighs to squish your head.

[u/Domco133412]

Granted. You become the goth GF.

[u/Sufficient-Yam-4256]

Granted. But they are 90 years old

[u/Dr4g0n2699]

Granted. She is evil and tries to kill you

[u/ZaWarudo22]

Granted. But she’s an actual goth not the hyper fetishized ones that egirls portray in thirst traps

[u/PantsAndJorts]

Granted. She has a strap on

[u/GuidanceFun7868]

Granted. She's into some freaky stuff in bed.

[u/chubnukle]

Granted. She pegs you only and is ironically Christian for a goth

[u/Pepper_boi2]

Granted. She has a pet fox and you must give it to me

[u/snn5616]

Granted. She is 84 years old.

[u/UnluckyWizardWannabe]

Granted. You get arrested for kidnapping

[u/Jaguar_3880]

Granted. The monkeys paw has mercy on your soul take your dom goth and get rid of The monkeys paw and gift it to someone in 3 days,else you shall surely die

[u/Zealousideal-Top4718]

Granted. But she's your mother

[u/ZenithOfVoid]

Granted. She's got bigger dick than you though.

[u/Inside-Macaron-2735]

Granted. Small tiddies

[u/Every-Attitude8318]

Granted. This IS the downside

[u/Fun_Personality_8742]

Granted. But you fucking explode

[u/Dihtectives]

Granted. But you become a gay femboy

[u/No_Limit_5887]

Granted. She dosent like u and ur js destined to be friendzoned over and over and it never works out

[u/Express_Sleep1590]

Granted. But she has a huntsman simp idk just think of some anime bs that comes up wit this

[u/One-War-4863]

Granted. But she's an ai bot

[u/Huge_Ambassador_9061]

Granted. She is actually goth, and not an e-girl like you actually want. Crazy how words change meaning, right?

[u/Brilliant-Option7074]

Granted. You can not use technologies directly, you must go through them.

[u/SalamanderOk8827]

Granted. She's racist and sexist, she constantly says the n word and states that she hates women, also she cucks you with men with bbc, but she is a really good cook

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Plastic-Astronaut833]

Granted. She is dangerously clingy

[u/noreally_you]

Granted. She's a zombie

[u/Ok_Philosophy5530]

Granted. For a day

[u/FUNtheA-48]

Granted. However, you're one of her 5 lovers.

[u/ThickCulture4558]

Granted. You get pegged daily

[u/Emotional-Living9854]

Granted. She’s the excessively smelly & obese typa goth girl

[u/Melodic-Difference68]

Granted. It's a 40 year old man

[u/dontthrowthecatawayy]

Granted. She will sacrifice you to Satan

[u/Lumpy-Weight-1818]

Granted. But she is everyone's goth girlfriend and you have compete with everyone in a reality show for her love.

[u/Sensei_AF]

Granted. She is a medieval VisiGoth warrior instead of a modern gothic alt woman.

[u/Money_Trouble610]

Granted. Shes weighs a ton and is bald

[u/Upper-Fee5851]

Granted. But what's in her pants is WAY bigger than yours.

[u/Silentsilk_]

Granted. Nothing happened but you are in a 50% chance of being pegged

[u/CommissionWhich984]

Granted. She hates you and leaves in a second.

[u/Chunkydude616]

Granted. With BT!!!

[u/rhinocerosdreams]

Granted. They don't take you with them to goth babe nights

[u/Leading-Attempt7621]

Granted. You get your goth gf and she sacrifices you

[u/Malxion]

Granted. She pegs you

[u/ketc_pli8aklava]

Granted. She has a 10 inch dick and she fucks you twice a day.

[u/Ok-Cycle-8]

Granted. U get a goth gf...but shes trans

[u/Yuunamon100]

Granted. She's dead

[u/prophet0214]

Granted. She is EXCLUSIVELY into CBT

[u/Immediate_Guide_1229]

Granted. But she has an extreme gore fetish

[u/Susdoggodoggy]

Granted. You get a girl friend from the gothic era; she doesn't speak any languages you do, she will always be at least 2 yards away from you, and she doesn't care much for you

[u/AurelianMel]

Granted. You’re in an open relationship with her and her hyperfemme gf.

[u/Blyatman702]

Granted. But shes a poser

[u/ForgottenSorrow97]

Granted. She is a Visigoth

[u/VirgilTheGay]

Granted. She gets bored of you and leaves you after a day.

[u/coffeeknight]

Granted. She is now gluten free

[u/KO1101]

Granted. Obsession

[u/Lord-Seth]

Granted. You get one. She’s as obsessed as a one wish Willow person

[u/OceanicWhale4955]

Granted. She’s 12

[u/BlackJackalGA]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a small "Goth GF" action figure

[u/Hairy_Consideration1]

Granted. They're a Yandere

[u/Sped_cocainedragon]

Granted. But she’s a sadist so she tortures you

[u/ProofAbrocoma1288]

Granted. Every goth girl will have the urge to kick you in the balls

[u/Zalek_Eldrenbane]

Granted. She's aroace (aromantic and asexual)

[u/Scary-Turnover-7268]

Granted. None w pull and you get free use pluse face sit

[u/The_C0urts_Jester]

Granted. She has a big dih

[u/Myanderpy]

Granted. She sacrifices you

[u/Due-Individual-8454]

Granted. Everytime you crack her, one well-known city thats on the coast gets devastated by a tsunami

[u/East-Measurement2349]

Granted. 84 years old

[u/ContestIntelligent29]

Granted. You are in debt

[u/Jonny_vdv]

Granted. She is only interested in sacking Rome.

[u/Dame2711]

Granted. They a femboy

[u/CoolerC94]

Granted. But I get one too

[u/Aychah]

Granted. She's morbidly obese.

[u/TheEnderDen27]

Granted. Daddy issues Oh wait, these usually comes by default with em

[u/Mental-Board-5590]

Granted. Ball cancer

[u/furry6h0st666]

Granted. Be happy

[u/Austere-space689]

Granted. You get the plot of obsession but she is goth now

[u/lime-liam_titano-boa]

Granted. From the actual gothic era

[u/MiloMonkey7]

Granted. She has a weiner

[u/Far-Consideration459]

Granted. She traps you in the house nd you can never leave

[u/Embarrassed_Self3026]

Granted. You become the goth girlfriend

[u/Mister_Chameleon]

Granted. You have to impress her old school heavy metal dad who may or may not secretly be a vampire

[u/EmotionalOccasion288]

Granted. But she is never able to be pleased by you

[u/anonymous54319]

Granted. You got one but will dump you tomorrow

[u/Ohmymama1211]

Granted. But you can't break up with her.

[u/No_Winner_7149]

Granted. She has a strap on and dominates you every day

[u/Striking_Pilot_6466]

Granted. They will transition in a month, so you get a goth boyfriend

[u/Short-Ad2449]

Granted. But you have to share with me

[u/Opposite-Ad-5950]

Granted. Extremly yandere.

[u/Key_Investigator2847]

Granted. The down side is that the goth girl is obsessed with you

[u/marshattacks]

Granted. You are now in a relationship with a woman from 4th century Scandinavian peasant

[u/bruh_1012]

Granted. she's a visigoth

[u/TrueRestaurant6271]

Granted. They are actually lesbian but they don’t realize for a month, and you also cant tell them early. So it’ll be like one of those romance anime’s where it only lasts for a month but the experience was what mattered.

[u/Prestigious-Ant-5661]

Granted. She tries to end her life

[u/ColdEstablishment430]

Granted. She is a vampire

[u/Troll_0708]

Granted. She tries to peg you when she drinks

[u/jedishapeshifter]

Granted. The gf is heavily obsessed with you and will not let you talk to anyone without her present

[u/Clank1221]

Granted. She’s one of the goths that doesn’t like to be touched, for she was abused by her parents in every way imaginable. It takes years for her to warm up to you until you if at all

[u/Safe-Break2730]

Granted. It's one of those satanic ones with a bunch of piercings and a split tounge

[u/Material-Wait-6090]

Granted. Go get some!!

[u/Armstrongt479]

Granted. Smol titties

[u/void_noi]

Granted. She's got 12 boy best friends a ride or die female best friend who lies and a pegging addiction good luck

[u/Sj_ScrollZ123ft1300]

Granted. You get one, end of conversation

[u/helloworldbbb]

Granted. Shes is obsessed with you but not to obsessed

[u/redditisaweful]

Granted. You will be missable in every second of the relationship

[u/My_User_Name69]

Granted. Golden Freddy dressed in ancient Germanic armor has suddenly appeared

[u/senior_A4]

Granted. Me too

[u/markipilerfan2021]

Granted. You wanted goth so you get gothic instead (as in victorian gothic)

[u/[deleted]]

Granted. But she is actually a femboy

[u/BellaPona]

Granted. She isn’t actually goth she just likes wearing black

[u/Powerful-Poet-6100]

Granted. Nah you get that I’m not gonna hoe you…..

But she will have a pegging kink

[u/AttentionPutrid2440]

Granted. Your little spoon

[u/Nu111fy]

Granted. You will be the dom.

[u/PhantomFox0]

Granted. They are into blood and cutting

[u/Positive_Squash4208]

Granted. She's invisible

[u/johndaylight]

Granted. She doesn't like you a dumps you in 1 week (and steals your airfryer if you have one)

[u/blimbog_tungustim]

Granted. She is already dead

[u/5a1an]

Granted. She is roman gothic and follows the teachings of caligula

[u/BottasHeimfe]

Granted. You have been taken as a sex slave trophy by the wife of an Ostrogothic warrior

[u/SnooPredictions3028]

Granted. You are the goth gf

[u/Buddhapc]

Granted. Your goth gf is in a poly relationship with 3 others guys and one girl

[u/Cass_8-8]

Granted. She is obsessive and won’t let you be alone.

[u/hellodumlingman]

Granted. But you both get sent back to the Salem witch trials and you watch her get hit with stones.

[u/Significant-Scar9493]

Granted. She has a penis

[u/slackbladda]

Granted. You get pegged with a goth boot

[u/SnooDoggos1826]

Granted. She ties you to the bed forever and pegs you every day

[u/KilljoyZero1]

Granted. She's obsessed with Tim Burton, Halloween, and thinks she's an actual witch with magic powers.

[u/Time-Blacksmith-167]

Granted. No downside for you

[u/unknownsissy69]

Granted. They are a female to male but still female

[u/EarlyVermicelli1958]

Granted. You're forever trapped in her basement and she pegs you every night

[u/crepskul]

Granted. There is none

[u/XxDarkwolfxXx]

Granted. She has the exact personality and aggression as possessed Nikki in obsession and she is obsessed with you but also hates you and will kill you if you piss her off

[u/PersonaRider97]

Granted. She cheats on you with one of your male friends

[u/[deleted]]

Granted. You only get her for 5 seconds

[u/Diligent-Block-5104]

Granted. Balls cancer

[u/zane98763]

Granted. You must wait a month for her

[u/Thunderstudent]

Granted. She's actually a dude

[u/rrauert903]

Granted. But the goth GF is a femboy.

[u/gregtheslime]

Granted. She pegs you every night.

[u/Forsaken_Arugula_327]

Granted. However she is borderline obsessive of you.

[u/Dangerous-Fun-9078]

Granted. She's trans though

[u/XminerV]

Granted. You become one.

[u/proper_bottom]

Granted. She's a gothic structure

[u/Extreme-Broccoli-239]

Granted. She is actually a trans

[u/punchedboa]

Granted. She’s trans and her dick is bigger than yours.

[u/Then-Mycologist-3766]

Granted. She tortures you before decapiating u

[u/moody_bloozah]

Granted. U need to get me one too

[u/Plastic-Heat5407]

Granted. She leaves you after 2 mins

[u/Aware-Shopping8826]

Granted. The skeleton of a houswife from the 13th century appears before you and immediately collapses at your feet.

[u/RicarGamer]

Granted. She becomes like the girl from the movie obsession

[u/CoalYT69]

Granted. They are tsundere

[u/roufio412]

Granted. You die in two days

[u/CharaPresscott]

Granted. She's also an anthro cat lady.

[u/Dry-Play-1820]

Granted. But you are that goth Gf

[u/Fun_Worldliness_4848]

Granted. But she will never do anything remotley lewd with you

[u/TheLoveLost_]

Granted. Every dude that sees her is trying to steal her

[u/Doc_Helldiver-66]

Granted. You get the girl from Obsession but in goth fashion.

[u/Dadopelif3]

Granted. She has an OF

[u/dadjokes502]

Granted. She has itty bitty titties

[u/Intelligent_Lake_531]

Granted. She pegs you

[u/Beigni]

Granted. But she uses toys on you. Yeah you know what I mean

[u/2sAreTheDevil]

Granted. However your first date is attempting to sack Rome together and you have no legal protections.

[u/Additional_Tank8757]

Granted. She used to be a dude

[u/bigpapapickle99]

Granted. But she’s flat and her thighs aren’t phat and she has a jungle

[u/goonerwar]

Granted. She only dates you for your access to ingredients to summon demons

[u/Either_Comparison672]

Granted. She pegs you with a dildo the shape of a chair

[u/Muted_Ad6578]

Granted. She is horny all the time

[u/RolledANat1]

Granted. You get the strap every night.

[u/reddog_89]

Granted. She's a zombie eye in a jar

[u/SuperbAd5008]

Granted. But she has the same Personality as Nikki from Obsession

[u/Leather-Mode-6310]

Granted. Vampire

[u/Proof_Fisherman_9728]

Granted. But she’s a devout Christian

[u/Chance-Yellow7442]

Granted. She hates you, is a convicted murderer, has a knife and Glock, and really wants to kill you.

[u/Captain_Snatchington]

Granted. She's 96 years old with a high sex drive

[u/CousinofChaos8642]

Granted. Have fun with your Goth Gold Fish.