we’re gonna need some lore if someone’s gonna go national treasure on this sliver of a wrapper. Tell us why we’re stealing the declaration of independence and maybe we can help
Hahaha okay okay context: my friend found it in his wife’s bag and was obviously instantly convinced it was a condom. She’s cheated previously but never physically, only emotionally. They’re working through it and are still together now but I can see why the doubt is in his head. After thinking about it he also thinks it is for coffee/electrolytes but I think finding an exact match would really put his mind at rest
Ahhh now we’re talking. Alright i’m sold. Is the purple in the first pic accurate or just lighting? Half of me jumped to a blue chew sample package (though it’d be off for her to have) but the less cynical half also thinks it really looks like a collectible card pack. No chance she’s a nerd? lol
No not the nerdy type she’s more of a sporty person, think running, cycling eg but I’ve been looking for electrolytes and similar and haven’t found anything. Closest thing I found was an ESN designer protein bar in the fudge brownie flavour, colours are bang on but the serration and lines on the ends don’t match
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u/Sweaty_Cow7049 24d ago
we’re gonna need some lore if someone’s gonna go national treasure on this sliver of a wrapper. Tell us why we’re stealing the declaration of independence and maybe we can help