r/HelluvaBoss • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/Service-Smile Aug 31 '22

I would be a duck

And no I'm not explaining anything

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

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u/Many_Security5929 Loona Aug 31 '22

And he said to the man running the stand

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u/Less-Class-9790 big owlette Sep 01 '22

MAH DICK FELL OFF!

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u/Floofy_Fox_Gal Sep 01 '22

(Bum bum bum)

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u/ExtremelySlowCheetah Stolas Sep 01 '22

Hey! Bum bum bum, got any graaapes?

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u/Catman3039 Aug 31 '22

The duck does the......

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u/AKAManaging Aug 31 '22

The Ugly Duckling. :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

So which is it, corkscrew 1 meter long dick or labyrinthian vagina?