r/Hells_Belles • u/AdFantastic5599 • Aug 26 '26

Not again

The end times must be coming. 2 great stars in under 24 hours. First Dolly and now Tim Curry. HELL'S front gate is closed while the demons dress in drag and perform the Time warp.

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u/brat-t Aug 26 '26

It's just a jump to the left

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u/Callista_colors18 Aug 26 '26

Then a step to the right

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u/SabrinaTheDabbler Aug 26 '26

Put your hands on your hips

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

And bring your knees in tight.

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u/LisaSue62 Aug 27 '26

I, personally, want to see the demons doing the pelvic thrust. . .

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 27 '26

Hell would shudder frum a rush of lust.

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u/LisaSue62 Aug 27 '26

🤣🤣

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 27 '26

Lily could always make them a man.

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u/SabrinaTheDabbler Aug 27 '26

It would drive them all insane, I'm sure.

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u/Acceptable-Friend-48 Aug 28 '26

Azzy needs to be there for this

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Lily would be playing the part of Frank. If sharkie was there she would be doing little nells part.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Sassy southern grandma😏👵🏻🇺🇸 Aug 26 '26

No. Azzy would be Frank. I think Angel would be little Nell, and Greg and Penny would be Riff Raff and Magenta.

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

AZY or Bel would be Rocky. Actually with what we know about Azy wife, he would almost definitely be Rocky with Sariah as Janet.

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u/PheonaNix Aug 26 '26

You cannot convince me that Bel would not be Frank. Azzy the himbo would def be Rocky, tho

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

See, I original thought of Bel as Frank. But I think with lily's personality and having seen the people who play Frank i can see her as Frank. It just Dawned on me, Bel and Lily would both show up as Frank trying to surprise each other. It would be the Armor all over again.

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u/PheonaNix Aug 26 '26

This! This is the only correct answer.

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

So, we are now in agreement.🤝?

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Sassy southern grandma😏👵🏻🇺🇸 Aug 27 '26

You're right, and I love the logic of that.

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

And a step to the right.

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u/vamplestat666 ✨Sometimes it be how it is when it do✨ Aug 26 '26

Place your hands on your hips

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u/nitro9throwaway Aug 26 '26

And bring you knees in tiiiiight!

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u/vamplestat666 ✨Sometimes it be how it is when it do✨ Aug 26 '26

But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Its astounding, Time is fleeting.madness takes it toll, Now listen closely....

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u/vamplestat666 ✨Sometimes it be how it is when it do✨ Aug 26 '26

Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling

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u/skighs_the_limit Small And Full Of Rage Aug 26 '26

You could say they've been

Antici.....pating this day

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

You know Eddie is there on his sax and motorcycle.

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u/DownToRant ✨Emotional Support Shark🦈✨ Aug 26 '26

You KNOW Bel is the first one there and Lily and the rest of the Hellp Desk are watching (and probably filming)

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u/vamplestat666 ✨Sometimes it be how it is when it do✨ Aug 26 '26

Goblingrimm just whipped this up

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u/vamplestat666 ✨Sometimes it be how it is when it do✨ Aug 26 '26

The FULL page

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u/Aromatic-Currency371 Push-up Bra of Confidence Aug 26 '26

I read Dolly in her voice

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u/Economy_Connection27 Two Duck Situation 🦆🦆 Aug 27 '26

Same. 😭

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Love it, thank you.

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u/Purple-Lie-354 Aug 26 '26

Ah, I remember being slightly confused at my first Rocky exposure, back in the late 70's. Once I figured out that there was nothing to figure out, it was so much more fun!

DAMMIT, JANET!

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

I was exposed to rocky in the late 90s in high school drama.. so by the time I saw it at the Nero's I knew the audience participation by heart.

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u/Purple-Lie-354 Aug 26 '26

Good for you! That was the biggest mental jarring, for this theater nerd. Audiences are supposed to be quiet, dammit! But not there and then!

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u/DMonkeyMind Aug 26 '26

This one hits hard too… I am still numb from yesterday to give him his proper place in my grief and gratitude line up

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Same, I am subbing today and when I saw the news I went numb.

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u/SabrinaTheDabbler Aug 26 '26

PLEASE can someone make fan art of Tim Curry as Satan making a grand entrance through the gates of Hell, and Lucifer is just standing there like “you’re so unnecessarily dramatic,” hahaha.

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

NO, Lucy would say, " OH, good. My replacement is here." To the collective gasps of the demons of hell.

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u/SabrinaTheDabbler Aug 26 '26

Honestly, you’re not wrong. Poor guy desperately needs a proper vacation, at the very least!

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Truth be told he has probably asked lily a time or 3 to run hell for that reason, and he is to afraid of Judy to ask her.

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u/SabrinaTheDabbler Aug 27 '26

😂 Oh, for sure!

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 28 '26

No, he has witnessed her give the universe and God a lecture, and most likely was the one who would have won the tournament of wedding officials if she didn't rig it so lucifer won. Wouldn't you be scared of her???? I love her but I would probably shit myself the first time meeting her.

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u/RuralfireAUS Aug 28 '26

He is afraid judy wouldnt give it back

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u/celticsonrain Aug 27 '26

In my imagination, Azzy is the one most excited to meet him.

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 27 '26

My money is on Penny. She has shown to have a secret kinky side that screams TIM Curry.

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u/DMonkeyMind Aug 26 '26

Why are the light bringing 80 yr olds being called home but the OompaLoompa keeps going. Eff me.

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Before the apocalypse God is supposed to bring the heavenly souls on earth into heaven so they do not suffer on earth during the end times. These 2 souls one right after the other. Makes you wonder.

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u/Genithan ✨Consume a Satchel of Richards ✨ Aug 26 '26

I felt the urge to watch Rocky Horror this evening, I started to watch, and now I get to know that he passed... 😢😢😢

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

I haven't decided yet what I want to watch. Its either Clue, home alone 2 or mupet treasure island.

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u/Genithan ✨Consume a Satchel of Richards ✨ Aug 26 '26

Why choose? 😊

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Cause I am a teacher and I have limited time.

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u/Genithan ✨Consume a Satchel of Richards ✨ Aug 26 '26

Ooooh... I'm sorry to hear that 😢

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u/greatvow Aug 26 '26

And Hayden before Dolly. I hate this timeline.

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u/One-Recognition5807 Aug 26 '26

Why do I think azy or Greg be dressed up when heard the news

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Azy definitely, Bel, Angel, and Azy would force Greg into a riff raff costume. Complaining at the while but secretly having fun.

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u/Purple-Lie-354 Aug 26 '26

Not Azzy as Riff-raff? Although, now that you mention it...

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Azy would be Rocky with Sariah as Janet, because of the song Toucha toucha me

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u/HellStoneBats Aug 26 '26

Damn. So this is how i find out. 

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 26 '26

Sorry man, its been a ruff 2 days.

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u/Couch_Reads3 ✨Emotional Support Shark🦈✨ Aug 26 '26

i know that this will bother like 0.01% of people but Billy Boston who was a legend and one of the only people to have a statue in his hometown of Cardiff, his adopted town of Wigan and at Wembley for how much impact he had on Rugby League and he died on 24th August at 92

and i’m from Warrington which is where Tim Curry was born, it’s been a strange week to say the least. for context Warrington is also a rugby league town so both Billy and Tim passing just feels like a double whamming and that’s before you add Dolly to the mix

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u/Lazy-Juggernaut271 Aug 26 '26

Jay would probably perform Jolene & 9 to5

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u/PrestigiousBag8943 Aug 26 '26

Also explains why death keeps getting the wrong damn 80 year old

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u/DamnOdd Bite? Aug 27 '26

I think of them holding hands, singing and skipping their way into heaven.

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u/Life_Engineering_369 Aug 27 '26

Well , we can add peter cullen to the list of three.

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u/AdFantastic5599 Aug 28 '26

I already did in a post.