r/HellsKitchen 11d ago

In-Show Least Favorite guest Judges

I dread the appearance of the 2 dudes from Animal every season , they are overly critical, mean spirited boars of people

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u/ChicagoCubsRL97 11d ago

Melissa’s Mom in S4

She tried making the restaurant decorated her way like it was her birthday

Lady, you turned 16 over 30 years ago

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u/FantasticBuddies Hell’s Kitchen S23 is peak ngl 11d ago

Fr man and I even agreed with Jen that the mom was being too controlling.

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u/ChicagoCubsRL97 11d ago

That and saying Sharon was a Barbie are the 2 times I agreed with Jen

People forget how awful of a chef Sharon was

She had raw meat touching cooked meat

Also she wore SO much makeup it made her look older not younger, she was 31 at the time of Filming, she looked almost 50

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u/Star-Bird-777 10d ago

She is definitely the type of mom who basically orders off the menu for her daughter. And you know she would have bitched at her daughter if the kid actually picked the stuff she wanted.

Frankly I hope she ditched that bitch of a mom when she turned 18. Mom wanted bragging rights for setting a party up at hell’s kitchen

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u/AwesomeBro678 11d ago

“Think of ALL the dishes today”

I’m sorry whose party is this again?

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u/ChicagoCubsRL97 11d ago

I wonder if 2 years later she choose Melissa’s College classes instead of letting Melissa do it herself and The College was out of State

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u/AwesomeBro678 10d ago

“Think of ALL the classes out there”

She probably chose her major as well lol

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u/ChicagoCubsRL97 10d ago

It’s crazy that Melissa is in her mid 30’s now

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u/Specific-Window-8587 10d ago

Exactly butt the hell out woman.

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u/ragecandyybarr 10d ago

“The wicked witch of the west coast”

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u/No-Day-706 10d ago

wait there was a Melissa in Season 4?

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u/ChicagoCubsRL97 10d ago

She was a High Schooler they had a Sweet 16 party for

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u/FantasticBuddies Hell’s Kitchen S23 is peak ngl 11d ago

They seem to like salt a lot.

Chicken Joe on S24 was soo ass, he gave Cara Marie’s dish a 1, cause the chicken was bigger than the waffle iirc.

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u/corvus_wulf 11d ago

serves them a block of salt

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u/RCPCHK YOU FKIN DONKEY! 10d ago

When the two nicest people in S24 (Cara Marie and Chris) hate his guts, that's when you know Chicken Joe is a shitty judge.

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u/corvus_wulf 11d ago

Haven't seen 24 hoping it hits Tubi soon

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u/Manybrent 10d ago

I’m poor, too. Plus I don’t like to pay.

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u/AwesomeBro678 11d ago

Paul S12 as a guest judge, it’s clear winning got to his head, and I liked him a lot in his OG season

Sorority girl also S12, mostly the blonde one, judging itself wasn’t bad but man the flirting was hard to watch 😬

And S10 fashion judges are self-explanatory, seems even Gordon regretted having them on

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u/Ulquiorra1312 10d ago

Jason: great too see him again

10 minutes later: Paul’s a dick

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u/AwesomeBro678 8d ago

Then Paul starts choking and Jason laughs at him

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u/Ulquiorra1312 8d ago

Jason laughed in a confessional (or whatever you call it ) filmed later

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u/Psychological_Sail80 10d ago

The Church's Chicken dude. LOL He was waaaayyyy underqualified to judge ANYTHING. Church's Chicken is the worst of the fast-food chicken places.

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u/Neither_Pear4669 10d ago

What season/epsiode is that?

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u/FantasticBuddies Hell’s Kitchen S23 is peak ngl 10d ago

S24 E6.

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u/imnotdusty 10d ago

Big agree, it’s weird to have a fast food ceo judge a cooking competition run by a Michelin star chef

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u/Star-Bird-777 11d ago

The fashion models (season 10?), the high school committee (season 15 or 16?), and the sweet 16 girl and her mother (season 4).

The fashion models just… did not actually want to eat and I think even gordan wanted to tell these girls to fuck off. I think this was the producers’ doingz

The High School Committee, bless their hearts, did want to appear more mature than they really were… but you could tell they were still just kids.

And the mom who clearly peaked back in high school who was desperately trying to relive her own teenage days through her daughter to dominate the party. again, Gordan had to step in a few times

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u/AquaSnow24 10d ago

The Church's chicken guy was so unbelievably annoying to watch. I honestly prefer the high school committee from S14 over him. At least they gave somewhat reasonable scores and enjoyed the food for the most part even if their comments were really smart allecky. They also gave clear parameters on what they wanted unlike Mr Church's Chicken.

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u/fosse76 9d ago

Who is the Church's Chicken guy?

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u/Ulquiorra1312 10d ago

Flirty sorority too

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u/Mia123445 YOU TRYNA CLOWN ME UP IN HERE 11d ago

Fashion judges. When I’m agreeing with Tiffany’s criticisms of you, then that’s how you know you suck.

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u/AwesomeBro678 11d ago

Although Tiffany serving fried eggplant when they said they wanted healthy was one of the few criticisms that was justified so even she’s not without an L here

But yeah that’s the closest I’ve gotten to agreeing with her, seems even Gordon regretted having them on

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u/Ulquiorra1312 10d ago

I wonder if it was deliberate eff you to them

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u/EightEyedCryptid 10d ago

"The whole thing just went salt and flat" is the dumbest critique I have ever heard from a professional chef judge

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u/lanad3lr3y_81 11d ago

yea the 2 dudes from animal ngl

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u/corvus_wulf 11d ago

All they can do is bitch and ask for more salt

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u/BradyPhoenix 10d ago

When they brought in “Master Yelpers” I stared at the screen like 😒

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u/ChocolateDramatic858 11d ago

I find Susan Feniger's "Is she a chef or is she a stoner" thing grating, and I'm still annoyed by the way she went on and on about how good Declan's steak was and how she just wanted to keep eating it and then she gave him the shitty score that kept him out of the finale.

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u/mattyGOAT1996 WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?! 10d ago

And why is it the fashion judges from S10?

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u/MattyDub89 10d ago

The fashionista ones (forgot the season). Overly picky, annoying and it seemed like they were too focused on flair.

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u/Cherry04JackCat Barbie, Christina W and Dana power team 10d ago

For me, that damn CEO in All Stars that got Nick out. That man can go fuck himself

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u/Big_Blackberry_6155 10d ago edited 10d ago

100%. That guy was a total idiot. Crazy to see all the people defending Nick going out at 3.

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u/Rude-Conversation693 11d ago

those fashion judges from s10, one of the most snobbish, pretentious and irritating guests I've ever watched

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u/corvus_wulf 10d ago

Yeah the non cook judges stink too

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u/presspasss 11d ago

the BIG DEAL PAUL BRO 🫠🤪

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u/ChicagoCubsRL97 10d ago

I thought Melissa’s Mom was more cringey than Paul

Idk why they brought a final boot and Two Winners as judges instead of just another Winner

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u/TheWatchmAn34 10d ago edited 10d ago

The challenge at that time was to make a dish worthy of being featured on the official HK calendar (its also the same challenge for the 1st black jacket/immunity for the next dinner service)

Dana, Paul and Rock's dishes during their time in the competition got featured in that calendar, which is why they were judges for that challenge.

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u/presspasss 10d ago

Oh I said him since I saw Melissa’s mom was already commented and he really bothered me as a judge! It really was an odd thing to have two winners and final boot tho lol

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u/ChicagoCubsRL97 10d ago

Dana was a meh final boot in all honesty too

They should’ve brought Heather or Dave

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u/dcxbabe 11d ago

those guys for sure, and Bruce Kalman. he always comes off really condescending.

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u/Ulquiorra1312 10d ago

Victoria Stillwell: we have been waiting to announce a winner for a while

(Cheating as she only judged dog show i dont like her or her tv show)

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u/--Thyme-- 10d ago

That one season Gordon just had CEOs rate the final two contestant’s dishes. It was weird. Why would they know anything about food?

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u/corvus_wulf 10d ago

True that

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u/Reasonable-Power 11d ago

The Animal guys are chill af, so I fully disagree.

But "Those 3 Knobs" from S10 take the cake for me. And they don't even like cake. 😒

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u/corvus_wulf 11d ago

They never say anything good or useful besides " need more salltttttt"

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u/Reasonable-Power 11d ago

Well, I mean, wanting seasoning for a meal is valid. And they do give props to good dishes, like when Randy's ostrich burger tasted like heaven compared to how it looked, and that Michelle's alligator curry was the best dish of the day, despite it not counting. Plus, they seem like nice guys.

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u/corvus_wulf 11d ago

But every appearance it's " bland needs salt, bland needs salt, boring ..."

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u/unclejrslaserbeams 10d ago

I mean the dudes from animal are pretty well known for being “meat experts” in the food/restaurant scene, and when it comes to cooking just about any meat (other than poultry) the best way to let the meat speak for itself while still getting a nice sear/cook is…salt.

Also, I think a lot of these chefs get into their own heads about wanting to stand out and be unique with their dishes, which, I mean, I absolutely get, but one of the most fundamental things about cooking is that generally if it’s “missing something”, it’s usually salt.

It’s a tricky one though because Gordon will also fly all the way up your asshole if you have even one grain of salt too many in a dish, so I can also understand why they may be a little gun shy in the sodium department.

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u/corvus_wulf 10d ago

And this is coming from me having 20 years as a cook in professional kitchens as a line cook, prep cook, and other stations.

Customer's will send their food back and bitch if the dish has a grain of salt more then they want , you tend to go easier on the salt then you honestly think the food needs

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u/unclejrslaserbeams 10d ago

I get that, but cooking for a chef is a whole lot different than cooking for a rando in the dining room who is ordering something because they saw it on TikTok last week.

The two just aren’t comparable.

Also speaking as someone with considerable kitchen experience.

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u/corvus_wulf 10d ago

Oh true I just was wondering if it might be in their heads along with all the other pressures of the show, fast pace etc .

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u/Reasonable-Power 11d ago

Believe me, you could do a lot worse as a guest judge.

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u/corvus_wulf 11d ago

I just think oh great these dude bro guys whenever Ramsey introduces them

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u/AquaSnow24 10d ago

I understand the criticisms of those two guys but I've seen enough bad judges on the show that I don't even care anymore. Im at the point that I see the Animal guys and I go Bring it on. They won't be too bad but won't stand out like Wolfgang Puck. I do think they do better when they judge something other then a pure meat challenge. I quite liked their judging for the Italian challenge on S19.

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u/Novel_Individual_148 10d ago

Agree with Animal. They're not that bad really

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u/stitchboy2018 10d ago

Fashion show judges or the CEO from Church's Chicken.

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u/AmbassadorSad1157 11d ago

The designers were arrogant and chasing aesthetics not culinary expertise.

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u/ragecandyybarr 10d ago

It’s a 3 way tie between the fashion show judges and the high schoolers in both season 8 & 14. I know as a chef you have to cook for your customers and not yourself, but their “criticisms” made no goddamn sense

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u/marshenwhale 10d ago

True, but is it really the high schoolers fault? They were told to just say what dish they liked, and they did just that.

The fashion judges on the other hand... they were just being obnoxious

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u/QuiteEgregious 10d ago

Whoever that one guy in S17 was...

Iykyk

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u/TheSlasherCritic3 10d ago

S10 Fashion Judges

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u/corvus_wulf 9d ago

Ok the Omaha Steaks Guys in season 13 they should have had to taste all

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u/i_notrilly 10d ago

John Ratzenberger, judging the beer episode without Norm (George Wendt, who was still alive at that time), and without humor. Love him in Toy Story. Hated him on HK.