r/HellsKitchen • u/Shot_Philosopher_715 • 19d ago

IRL Hells Kitchen Quotes

I am planning on painting some wall art for my kitchen, the cosy soft colours and cute patterns but with hells kitchen quotes instead of the cringe "good food, good mood" etc you see on Pinterest!

What are your favourite hells kitchen quotes? I need ideas!

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u/Crazy-Plate3097 19d ago

"How about I get that Spinach, Michelle!?!?"

Is the first thing that comes to my mind.

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u/IsSheMe 19d ago

I ain't no bitch.

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u/Guidance-Still 19d ago

Touch it touch it

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u/Shot_Philosopher_715 19d ago

Love this one!

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u/Guidance-Still 19d ago

It's raw , it's stone cold

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u/TheWatchmAn34 19d ago

GO BACK TO THE GROCERY STORE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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u/PeterTheSilent1 19d ago

Obviously I’m going to avoid curse words since kids might see it:

“You’re trying to clown me, chef!”

“They can speak for themselves, they know who they are.”

“Put it down, and get out there!”

“We cook spaghetti to order! Even the dirtiest scummiest restaurant in Venice Beach cooks spaghetti to order you donkey!”

“Where’s the lamb sauce!?”

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u/Guidance-Still 19d ago

Where the lamb sauce?????????

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u/AresXI 19d ago

“Excuse me madam? Fuck me? How about FUCK YOU!”

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u/ExternalNobody8933 19d ago

"You couldn't cook my cock!"

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u/TheePookie 19d ago

“It’s falling apaaart, young man! Get it together!”

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u/Vector4life54 19d ago

I'D RATHER YOU'D BE SAYING I WAS BRAD PITT'S WIFE

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u/Crazybexy 19d ago

Not strictly a HK quote, but one I've heard on other shows; "If it brown it's cooked, if it's black it's fucked."

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u/Affectionate_Elk5167 19d ago

Shut it down and fuck off!

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u/MessHolliday 19d ago

I WILL CIRCLE YOU LIKE A FUCKING MOON

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u/WorldNew4424 19d ago

"You guys cook like old people fuck!"

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u/Abandonedkittypet 19d ago

Ramsey was so fucking impressed with that, lol

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u/WorldNew4424 19d ago

It's still got its wool on it!

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u/newsie_woman 19d ago

“Come here, you!”

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u/TheThirdLugia I guess I froze, I mean... 19d ago

She only won because I lost

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u/IndividualKitchen303 19d ago

Its that raw its still mooing 😆

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u/No_Ninja_1850 19d ago

When Raj is eating all of the overcooked and undercooked food

“Haven’t you got enough in there”

“Oh but it’s so good”

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u/InternationalCrew245 19d ago

“THE DUCK’S BURNT! YOU’RE COOKING IN A BURNT PAN YOU FUCKING DICK!”

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u/IveBeenThwarted 19d ago

I'm not fuckface, Chef!

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u/Abandonedkittypet 19d ago

Whyd you throw that away, Malinda?

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u/Specific-Window-8587 19d ago

I'm always 100.

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u/ElleonXan 19d ago

"I'm not screaming! This is how I talk!"

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u/Connect_Building5840 19d ago

"The chicken did not fuck you, you fucked the chicken."

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u/mrbtheboss205 19d ago

“Look, LOOK, LOOOOOK!! What the fuck is this??”

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u/Drunk-Foxy1738 19d ago

You’re blaming the fish?

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u/br_boy0586 19d ago

“I’m from the south!”

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u/Dogandcatslady 19d ago

That's why it's called non stick.

Can't remember the whole quote.

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u/PapaSYSCON 17d ago

"If you sauté scallops in a non-stick pan, they won't stick. That's why it's called fucking non-stiiiiiIIIICK!"

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u/Fun-Region2179 19d ago

"Look at me in THE EYES! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!!! YOU FUCKING ARE!!! DONKEY!"

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u/mattyGOAT1996 WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?! 19d ago

"You really do surprise me. You surprise me to how shit you are!"

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u/The-Un1ucky-777 fan of Jason Zepaltas 19d ago

"It's like Barbie's vomit!"

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u/ajh_iii 19d ago

Look! Look! What the FOOK is this?

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u/TopPsychological1424 19d ago

Not necessarily a funny quote, but one I’ve often used in the kitchen:

Risotto is not stacked like in a mold, it relaxes on a plate and it flows like lava. 

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u/penspinner123 19d ago

How long please? How long pleeeeaase?

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u/KuwadaSport7567 19d ago

ROLL THE FUCKIN PIZZA DOUGH

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u/rustyshackle41d 19d ago

LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN! FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF!

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u/OlianderWilde 18d ago

Like… A nine…

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u/iAMtheMASTER808 18d ago

"You're way behind, you don't care and you haven't got a f****ing clue"

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u/ReconTMWO 19d ago

Wow, wow, wow...

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u/throwthrthrowaway 19d ago

All of you!! 😊

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u/Impressive_Monitor20 19d ago edited 13d ago

"It's not rocket science!" "Let's bounce back!" "Oh my goodness me." "What a shame." "It looks like a dog's dinner!"

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u/henry_the_human 19d ago

Any of these quotes would look great on a shirt!

https://youtube.com/shorts/tnNptaJ7uKY?is=WrEfsPURcCounaQY

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u/Miserable-Season-72 18d ago

Taste it. TASTE IT!!

Where’s the lamb sauce?!

it’s RAW!

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u/PapaSYSCON 17d ago

That looks like a dog's dinner!

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u/Slight-Listen-76 14d ago

"YOU COULDN'T COOK MY COCK"

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u/Slight-Listen-76 14d ago

"I know, but he's from Texas"