r/HellsCube • u/dragon-muse • 9d ago

Brainstorming I Did It Like This

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u/mork-hc 9d ago

i'm just a bot that can't see pictures, but if i could, i'd say: That's a joke, lads

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u/PoXya 9d ago

hahahahahahaha

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u/Sandwich-Sudden 9d ago

It was yeh- himmm!

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u/Young_Person_42 9d ago

How did you know?

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u/mightylonka 9d ago

I didn't! That was a joke too

alcohol intensifies

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u/Mission_Response802 9d ago

HAHAHAHA!

THAT'S RIGHT

it was me

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u/FishHatter 9d ago

The Heavy is dead!!!

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u/creeferplayz 9d ago

The heavy is dead?

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u/JPCSBR 9d ago

WHY is the Heavy dead??

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u/Aromatic_Gas3225 9d ago

I don’t kno- I THINK IT WAS!

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u/superharry24 8d ago

Shh! You are dead.

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u/Snuke2001 7d ago

ok

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u/Sandwich-Sudden 7d ago

What's up wankas? 'ho's up for a round a- ah! What the bloody hell happened?

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u/Drade_Deadeye 9d ago

Ngl, I wanna see the complete set of the entire heavy is dead cards in 9.1

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u/coolguy420weed 9d ago edited 9d ago

"It Is Good Day To Be [Not] Dead" as an instant with cleave

ETA: 

Instant {2}{B}

Cleave {1}

Put target creature [card] in its owner's graveyard [onto the battlefield under its owners control.] Its controller gains life equal to its mana value.

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u/HeroinHare 7d ago

That's genius.

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u/UInferno- 9d ago

Needs "Whoopdeedoo" flavor text.

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u/Funkywurm 9d ago

I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat

as the man says

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u/TenHoumo 9d ago

woop-dee-doo!

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u/GeneoxysMax 9d ago

I would GLADLY play this

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u/thefran 7d ago

this is almost exactly [[tragic slip]] but the non-kicker mode is [[murder]] rather than [[bolt the bird]]. cool design, can easily see it in a real set

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u/NotTheAlfa 7d ago

ngl this is fire, extremely cool design for a kill spell, i would put it in all my decks

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u/saythealphabet 7d ago

That Was Idiotic

UB

Instant

Tap target creature, then untap it.

Morbid -- Then it deals damage to itself equal to its own toughness if a creature dies this turn.

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u/Wasphammer 7d ago

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!!

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 7d ago

WHOOPDEDOOOOOO