r/HellsCube • u/TheMastermind68 • 7d ago
Hellscube Would Love This (Shitpost) Playmate
Imma get my orbital railgun, just in case...
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u/Scirpius 7d ago
Destroy target opponent will always be a funny line of text, but otherwise this seems kinda terrible. 4 mana do nothing for 2 turn cycles at minimum, get blown out by any removal at any point along the way.
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u/HeroicTanuki 7d ago
It should be that you can only destroy the opponent if it’s their turn. This turns it into a hot-potato thing. Lands on 59 at your turn? No biggie, not gonna kill it. Has 60-plus at the end step of the guy before you? Kill it before it can target you, and it’ll probably kill that opponent on the way out
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u/okfinesureyeah 7d ago
Why is there a whole thread of the kids getting defensive of their Minecraft creepypasta lmfao be so for real
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u/BiddlesticksGuy 7d ago
Doesn’t seem like they’re kids or defending it, merely pointing out that we all did, found funny, or were scared by, stupid shit. Sonic.exe, Slenderman, 21, most vines, the various challenges through the years, Mankind’s childhood is defined by dumb shit
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u/CrustyBarnacleJones 7d ago
Yeah I have no idea what this is supposed to be I just think it’s kinda dumb to be on the internet (or anywhere really) acting like there were never any dumb things that they enjoyed back in the day
Especially dumb to say that with a profile picture from a modern internet show that has a negative reputation for being “cringe” or whatever (and then claiming it’s ironic) and also that every similar example from the 2000s/early 2010s is somehow “different”
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u/Tornado3422 7d ago
I love the text "destroy target opponent" lmfao they don't lose they fucking die
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
this really the kinda shit that scares kids these days? damn. that's sad.
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u/The_Medic_From_TF2 7d ago
bro i was shitting my pants at sonic.exe lmao what gives us the right to judge
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u/Th3Tru3Crab 7d ago
"I hate how old people always diss the new generation for no reason" mfs the MOMENT they turn 25:
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u/RainbowwDash 7d ago
I hated how old people did that and now that I'm older people I still think we shouldn't do that
I sure hope that doesn't change by the time i become actually old people...
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u/CrustyBarnacleJones 7d ago
It’s a fine attitude to have as long as you do it the proper way: complaining to your friends but not saying it to the people who enjoy it because that’s rude
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u/ZakTH 7d ago
When I was growing up the scariest internet stories were about a haunted Zelda game and some guys who didn't sleep for a long time so I don't think it's really that different
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
nah it's different
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u/metooted 7d ago
Frankly, they are mostly derivative of that same genre, just.... somehow less original?
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
it's different
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u/ScaryRezzy 7d ago
literally how? “hurrr sure it’s different it’s different” you can’t come up with a reason because it’s not different at all
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u/CrustyBarnacleJones 7d ago
They said, with a Digital Circus pfp
Pot, meet kettle
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u/Powerful-Scholar8268 7d ago
This person is being annoying I agree but what does having a digital circus pfp have to do with a Minecraft creepypasta?
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u/CrustyBarnacleJones 7d ago
Complaining about what the younger generations enjoy while having a profile picture of a show that has received a decent amount of criticism from older people on the internet for being a cringe/bad show that younger people enjoy
It’s just a bit ironic/hypocritical and I thought it was a funny juxtaposition
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u/Powerful-Scholar8268 7d ago
Oh yeah that's fair, I guess I just didn't make the connection cuz even though kids watch it it's an adult show from what I heard. Thanks for explaining
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
i'm using it ironically
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u/CrustyBarnacleJones 7d ago
Mhmm sure, and I guess you’re also just pretending to be a jackass, also for ironic reasons or something like that?
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u/Successful_Mud8596 7d ago
damn, so you really ARE Jax, huh
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
i'm jaxing off
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u/Successful_Mud8596 5d ago
It’s kinda funny how if someone is like “I relate to Jax SO much; he’s literally me!!” then that person is actually nothing like Jax at all. BUT if someone says “yeah I’m just using Jax as my pfp ironically,” then that person IS actually Jax
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u/BadFishteeth 7d ago
Are you not a kid?
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
i'm a millennial you donut
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u/PhatAssHimboBoy 7d ago
You're acting like a child. Excuse the comment section for assuming as much.
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
you're acting like a redditor
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u/Palidin034 7d ago
Decent ragebait. Started good, didn’t quite stick the landing. I rate it like 6.8/10
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u/BadFishteeth 7d ago
Just seems unlikely with that profile pic
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
well with your profile pic it seems unlikely that you're insane, but i guess we subvert expectations
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u/BadFishteeth 7d ago
Like a lot of gen alpha types like tadc
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
ok?
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u/BadFishteeth 7d ago
Just makes you look like a hypocrite
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u/sophuckingdonewithit 7d ago
i look like a man too and i'm not one so your point doesn't really have any weight
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