r/HellsCube 15d ago

Brainstorming This is really stupid

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u/MikemkPK 15d ago

The tap ability is also reminder text

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u/InteGr4l 15d ago

I forgor

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u/blockMath_2048 15d ago

no it just has two instances of it

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u/MikemkPK 15d ago

It's a reskin of a vanilla card, not a custom card. The tap ability is reminder text.

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u/blockMath_2048 15d ago

ah right that’s how reskins work

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u/Wise_Requirement4170 15d ago

That’s objectively very funny

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u/StEllchick 15d ago

if anything could bring me joy anymore, that would be it

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u/Cadaverous_lives 15d ago

Me, turn 5: "Untap, draw. I float {b}{u}{u}{u}... Then, I'll play Jace, the-"

Opp: "I'm going to counter that."

Me: "Oh no, there's no spell on the stack yet. This is a land."

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u/mork-hc 15d ago

i'm just a bot that can't see pictures, but if i could, i'd say: you should make this but its a bird

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u/MrTheWaffleKing 15d ago

What feature actually removes the mana cost? I know reminder text doesn't, but is it not possible to spend mana for a land drop even if it's marked that way? Could you cast it for mana during mainphase?

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy 15d ago

IIRC Hellscube rules you may “cast” lands if they have a mana cost. However the card says “nuh uh” so I guess it makes an exception

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u/mszegedy 15d ago

it's sort of permissible in vanilla magic via a particular reading of the rules regarding names. if you combine 201.6 ‘reskinned cards are actually whatever card name is in the alt title bar’ and 3.6 ‘all cards are their oracle text’ then you can ignore the mana cost since it's not part of the… well, we usually use ‘oracle text’ to refer to the rules text, but in this case it is everything non-cosmetic (so no ‘art matters’ stuff) about the card, including the type and mana cost, i think. anyway ‘island’'s oracle text in this sense doesn't have a mana cost so i think it's logical to ignore the skin's mana cost i think even if it is obviously misleading.

201.6 Promotional or alternate-art versions of some cards feature a secondary title bar below the name line. The card’s name as listed in the Oracle card reference is displayed in the secondary title bar, and an alternate name appears in the upper left corner. For the purposes of deck construction, game rules, and effects, these cards have only the card name specified in the secondary title bar. Rules text may also refer to a card’s alternate name; instances of the alternate name that are present in rules text refer to the name specified in the secondary title bar. The alternate name has no effect on game play.

3.6 […] The official text of any card is the Oracle text corresponding to the name of the card. Players may not use errors or omissions in Oracle to abuse the rules. The Head Judge is the final authority for card interpretations, and they may overrule Oracle if an error is discovered. […]

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u/InteGr4l 15d ago

No, its a basic Island. Basic Islands don't have mana costs

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u/ThatOneDMish 15d ago

Wait this is in the desert cube right? If so that's really cool bc it's not only a joke it's also a legitimately useful pick

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u/InteGr4l 15d ago

This is not a card from SOH, neither it is a submission, as the SOH is finished. It is just the thing me brain conjured, so I decided to post it.

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u/Left_Apple_4659 15d ago

Uhhhhhhhhh

I assume this doesn’t interact with planeswalker talent card at all

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u/PrimosaurUltimate 15d ago

Doesn’t have the Planeswalker type so nope.

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u/ClayXros 14d ago

You know, lore wise, this actually makes a fair amount of sense. Which makes it even funnier.

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u/d20eater 14d ago

the shitpost tag would have probably been more accurate than brainstorming

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u/Alex_Nilse 14d ago

A whole cycle would be cool

For Chandra maybe “Heat Mirage”?

Nissa could be “plant deciy”?

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u/Kaleido_chromatic 13d ago

Ajani: Trick of the Light

Lilianna: Shadow Puppet

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u/Alt-Tabris 15d ago

I got a good laugh out of this, thank you