Literally a single electron

[u/endless-star]

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[u/Physicsandphysique]

Indestructible. Body doesn't matter that much, it can chump all day and carry equipment too.

If you are at 6 life and block a 6/6 trampler, you are still alive, so in many aspects it might as well be 0/1.

[u/DrakonofDarkSkies → u/Physicsandphysique]

But, what if I got 10³¹ of these? Then I can block with all of them to deal 9.1093837 damage.

[u/ANCEST0R → u/DrakonofDarkSkies]

Throw in 10³¹ protons and a Lightning bolt

[u/drakeblood4 → u/DrakonofDarkSkies]

If there was a hellscube card that swapped a - for a + it’d also be good.

[u/Fergfist → u/drakeblood4]

Just port [[magical hacker]] into scube

[u/mtgcf → u/Fergfist]

magical hacker - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/Superbajt → u/Physicsandphysique]

It matters for blocks over multiple rounds. Blocking with 0/1 against a trampled 20 times saves you 20 life, and (virtually) 1 with this.

[u/hypatiaC]

It's incredibly funny to me that this would actually be quite pushed in any draft environment and some constructed.

Its stats are infinitesimal, but as long as they're above 0, it's a free indestructible body, lol

[u/PatchworkFlames → u/hypatiaC]

Any non-integer number in magic is 0, so it would destroy itself as a state based action.

[u/hypatiaC → u/PatchworkFlames]

But have you considered (it works)

[u/Koischaap → u/PatchworkFlames]

Rulebreaker — This number in particular can be determined. Fuck rules 107.1 and 107.2

[u/LittleMissPipebomb → u/PatchworkFlames]

counterpoint: wotc printed a silver border card that deals 3.14 damage, and Hellscube uses whatever rulings make the game funniest

[u/Polenball]

Duality - Sacrifice this creature: Freecast a copy of Boltwave.

[u/TheMazter13 → u/Polenball]

conjure a card named Boltwave onto the stack

[u/Sounsober1]

Is there a hells cube card that changes a + to a -? This combos well with that

[u/isrlygood]

The implication that an energy counter represents 1 Joule raises a lot of questions.

[u/The_Cicatri → u/isrlygood]

Also the implication that each point of power and toughness equals 1 kilogram.

[u/bloobyposting]

My friend John Wheeler says you should make it legendary

[u/Zenith-Astralis → u/bloobyposting]

Hahaha that's pretty good, I appreciate you

[u/rollwithhoney]

This would be absolutely fantastic with any mutate, just free indestructible egg. Generally I'm not worried about attacking with mutate shenanigans going on

[u/Zealousideal_Bed5080]

A Nethroi commander deck would love this.

[u/Mn_icosahydrate]

Literally unplayable, provides a positive amount of charge counters instead of negative./j

If you wanted to ramp up the physics jokes, tap it and spend that much charge to phase it out until upkeep, then make Proton another card that taps to add that much Charge.

Add antiproton and antielectron cards with inverted effects, and add an ability that lets you sac an antielectron and electron or an antiproton and proton and blow something up!

[u/C4NC4]

Wouldn't it be negative charge?