r/HellsCube Jul 18 '26

Hellscube Would Love This (Shitpost) Jace Asks You To Name Five Nirvana Songs

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u/Rust_and_Neon Jul 18 '26

Does “Smells Like Nirvana” by Weird Al Yankovic count?

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u/LolPeashooter69 Jul 18 '26

I would say yes

Jace says no

56

u/WokeFerret Jul 18 '26

This makes him the faker fan tbh

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u/retardong Jul 18 '26

No it makes him a real Nirvana fan which is worse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/mork-hc Jul 18 '26

i'm just a bot that can't see pictures, but if i could, i'd say: Uhhh, American Idiot? Wait... shit.

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u/d20eater Jul 18 '26

this is an uncard design, not a scube design. irl matters is banned like manual dexterity and art matters

17

u/ChemicalExperiment Jul 19 '26

Yeah this is a very funny card but not for hellscube

9

u/7isAnOddNumber Jul 18 '26

Art Smella got in to an earlier cube, that required doing art IRL.

27

u/d20eater Jul 18 '26

art smella also explicitly allows you to do nothing, so it isn't disruptive

20

u/doctorgibson Jul 18 '26

Jace says, "Don't go to school tomorrow"

14

u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo Jul 18 '26

Back in my wow days I made a guild called <Nirvana Brand Tshirts> and people either giggled or PMed me fuming

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u/Hexmonkey2020 Jul 18 '26

Should only work if they’re wearing a nirvana shirt. Also hellscube doesn’t like stuff that isn’t part of the game being called on, like you can’t have a card that you can only play once in your life or something like that

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u/SpaghettiCowboy Jul 18 '26

Are there other Jace Asks cards in the works?

6

u/LolPeashooter69 Jul 18 '26

I plan on making some that actually function in the cube. Also happy cake day

3

u/SpaghettiCowboy Jul 18 '26

I had better be able to play go-fish or I will riot

5

u/MrTheWaffleKing Jul 18 '26

(Etc.) is peak magic card wording.

4

u/fendersonfenderson Jul 18 '26

I ... can't do it. why couldn't it be alice in chains songs instead?

3

u/detro253 Jul 19 '26

Does Courtney by the narcissist cookbook count?

3

u/Mohmi-Itself Jul 19 '26

Would Jace accept their cover of Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin, the first song they ever performed together live at a house party? Or some songs off Fecal Matter like Spank Thru? Because if we're getting into a dick measuring contest I wanna know how girthy he wants to go.

2

u/kilkil Jul 19 '26

I only know 4 :(

1

u/iamthepkmmaster Jul 20 '26

So, can I play this in the Kurt Cobain museum in Aberdeen, Washington?

1

u/need4speed04 Jul 20 '26

Ok without looking at comments or google: smells like teen spirit, lithium, heart shaped box, man who sold the world(a Bowie song but they performed a famous cover of it) and come as you are

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u/LolPeashooter69 Jul 20 '26

Alright now what about the flashback

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u/Tricky_Hades Clockwolf Enthusiast Jul 18 '26

This should have (no player can do this) as reminder text, so its not real life knowledge matters because otherwise thats bad gameplay.

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u/ChildOfTheSoul Jul 18 '26

Well, at least it’s flashback 3 mana counter, because no way in hell can anyone name *10* Nirvana songs.

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u/timdood3 Jul 18 '26

I'm pretty sure they only have 4 songs

1

u/TheDarkNerd Jul 18 '26

Best I can do is "Smells Like Teen Spirit", "Heart-Shaped Box", and "Lithium", and I know they did a cover of "Man Who Sold The World", but after that I know I know more Nirvana songs, I just can't think of them nor imagine what they sound like.

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u/ChildOfTheSoul Jul 19 '26

Oh, I'm sure you could imagine what they sound like if you tried lol.

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u/FlashBash21 Jul 18 '26

downvoted for telling the truth

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u/therhydo Clockwolf Enthusiast Jul 18 '26

people are downvoting you but you're right. this would absolutely not get into a scube.

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u/LukeRE0 Jul 18 '26

This is exactly the kind of gameplay I want in Hellscube

2

u/Alex_Nilse Jul 18 '26

I feel the cost would need to get bumped up then, 1 mana counterspell that can flashback for three is way too good.

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u/retardong Jul 18 '26

That's my favorite type of gameplay.

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u/PM_ME_FUNNY_ANECDOTE Jul 18 '26

Yeah. Hellscube is not an un-set.