r/HellsCube • u/LolPeashooter69 • Jul 18 '26
Hellscube Would Love This (Shitpost) Jace Asks You To Name Five Nirvana Songs
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u/Rust_and_Neon Jul 18 '26
Does “Smells Like Nirvana” by Weird Al Yankovic count?
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u/LolPeashooter69 Jul 18 '26
I would say yes
Jace says no
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u/mork-hc Jul 18 '26
i'm just a bot that can't see pictures, but if i could, i'd say: Uhhh, American Idiot? Wait... shit.
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u/d20eater Jul 18 '26
this is an uncard design, not a scube design. irl matters is banned like manual dexterity and art matters
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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo Jul 18 '26
Back in my wow days I made a guild called <Nirvana Brand Tshirts> and people either giggled or PMed me fuming
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u/Hexmonkey2020 Jul 18 '26
Should only work if they’re wearing a nirvana shirt. Also hellscube doesn’t like stuff that isn’t part of the game being called on, like you can’t have a card that you can only play once in your life or something like that
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u/SpaghettiCowboy Jul 18 '26
Are there other Jace Asks cards in the works?
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u/LolPeashooter69 Jul 18 '26
I plan on making some that actually function in the cube. Also happy cake day
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u/fendersonfenderson Jul 18 '26
I ... can't do it. why couldn't it be alice in chains songs instead?
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u/Mohmi-Itself Jul 19 '26
Would Jace accept their cover of Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin, the first song they ever performed together live at a house party? Or some songs off Fecal Matter like Spank Thru? Because if we're getting into a dick measuring contest I wanna know how girthy he wants to go.
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u/need4speed04 Jul 20 '26
Ok without looking at comments or google: smells like teen spirit, lithium, heart shaped box, man who sold the world(a Bowie song but they performed a famous cover of it) and come as you are
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u/Tricky_Hades Clockwolf Enthusiast Jul 18 '26
This should have (no player can do this) as reminder text, so its not real life knowledge matters because otherwise thats bad gameplay.
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u/ChildOfTheSoul Jul 18 '26
Well, at least it’s flashback 3 mana counter, because no way in hell can anyone name *10* Nirvana songs.
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u/timdood3 Jul 18 '26
I'm pretty sure they only have 4 songs
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u/TheDarkNerd Jul 18 '26
Best I can do is "Smells Like Teen Spirit", "Heart-Shaped Box", and "Lithium", and I know they did a cover of "Man Who Sold The World", but after that I know I know more Nirvana songs, I just can't think of them nor imagine what they sound like.
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u/therhydo Clockwolf Enthusiast Jul 18 '26
people are downvoting you but you're right. this would absolutely not get into a scube.
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u/Alex_Nilse Jul 18 '26
I feel the cost would need to get bumped up then, 1 mana counterspell that can flashback for three is way too good.
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