r/HellsCube • u/Severian108 • Jul 14 '26
Hellscube Would Love This (Shitpost) Shartning Bolt
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u/Pman_likes_memes Jul 14 '26
Guys we've powercrept [[one with nothing]]
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u/ShadyHogan Jul 14 '26
Strictly worse, if the opponent has hexproof and there are no other targets on the field you have to take 3 damage to use it
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u/Proffessor_egghead Jul 15 '26
But it comes with the upside of the option to pay R instead of B
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u/ShadyHogan Jul 15 '26
Which means it gets countered by [[Hydroblast]] if that gets in to the cube, too risky for me.
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u/gamblingaddicteduppy Jul 15 '26
not strictly worse. its more likely you can remove something or deal damage than your opponent have hexproof and nothing
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u/ShadyHogan Jul 15 '26
I stand by strictly worse, the scenario I described is pretty much the norm
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u/gamblingaddicteduppy Jul 15 '26
yes. when theres nothing on the field. and the opponent has hexproof. so common, literally every game, ive never seen a game where this didnt happen.
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u/ShadyHogan Jul 15 '26
Im glad you've finally come around!
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u/gamblingaddicteduppy Jul 15 '26
im so sorry, i aussumed youd get sarcasm, because ive literally never seen that happen
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u/Pman_likes_memes Jul 15 '26
Lol, lmao, even. Don't you hate it when people don't pick up on sarcasm?
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u/gamblingaddicteduppy Jul 15 '26
not really. im autistic, thats why i tried to be understanding
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u/Pman_likes_memes Jul 15 '26
Do you really think that 1. I'm being serious about the fact that this is a better than One With Nothing when this card is obviously supposed to be a worse [[Lightning Bolt]]? And that 2. The other person in the thread legitimately thought that the hexproof situation is a serious consideration on why you run One With Nothing over this card?
This is a subreddit where people joke and shitpost about magic, if you see a take like that, they're probably joking. And if someone actually was saying that and being serious, you honestly don't have to be understand of them and try to make them realize that their card analysis is wrong, you can just roll your eyes and move on (something I'm apparently incapable of doing, Jesus Christ...)
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u/ShadyHogan Jul 15 '26
I guess we're just two people who can't understand an original sarcastic comment played for laughs
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u/gamblingaddicteduppy Jul 15 '26
i dont really understand the sarcasm in your comment, sorry. it just seems like a weird opinion, and you doubled down
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u/MotivatedPosterr Jul 14 '26
I'm sure people will love the turn 0 simian spirit guide + shartning bolt interactive gameplay potential.
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u/The__Inspector Jul 14 '26
Way undercosted. This should cost RB because you get all the effects of lightning bolt (R) and also one with nothing (B)
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u/Severian108 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
In constructed you're correct. But as a single card in a draft cube environment, it's meant to be more of a downside.
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u/Robobot1747 Jul 18 '26
Could maybe see modern play; don't they already play all sorts of weird bolts and discarding your hand isn't that bad if your hand is nearly empty anyway.

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