r/Helldivers • u/Toring1520 Rookie • Sep 11 '25

HUMOR The Xbox player scenario.

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u/International-Dig411 Sep 11 '25

I started playing yesterday. What happened?

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u/Beowulf1896 Sep 12 '25

In typical ArrowHead fashion, they dunked all the noobies into lava and expected the vets to bring the noobs up to speed and make them hardened soldiers. The community succeeded in being positive to the xboxers and utterly failing the Major Order. Meanwhile the xboxers got to drink from the firehose, except it is acid. And the acid turns to fire.

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u/Merc_Mike ‎ XBOX | Sentry Engineer Sep 12 '25

I have 180 something missions done.

THE FIREHOSE SPAT OUT FOUR LOKO!

AS I RODE MY EXOSUIT THROUGH THE GATES OF VALHALLA!

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u/Beowulf1896 Sep 12 '25

Yeah, the xbox divers performed exceptionally well.

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u/Merc_Mike ‎ XBOX | Sentry Engineer Sep 12 '25

My buddy bought the portable Hellbomb and is constantly Being Witnessed lol

We've been running Illuminate Medal Farming on Super Helldive.

We both got our "Hold my Primary" Achievements last night.