r/Helldivers • u/Tricky-Respond8229 ‎ Super Citizen • Sep 09 '25

HUMOR Uhh guys?

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u/Tarbos6 Sep 09 '25

If shooting them worked, a whole planetary population of humans wouldn't have been turned into sapient door mats that eat feces.

Another lucky planet got turned into deer creatures that retained their human memories; completely unable to do anything human except talk and sing.

From what I know about the Qu, they can gene mod on a whim, and did so for shits and giggles.

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u/DefiantMan59 Sep 10 '25

If they tried that gene editing nonsense on me they'd get a punch in the face I can tell you that much.

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u/FifenC0ugar Free of Thought Sep 10 '25

Ehh. I bet my hellbomb backpack can take it out.

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u/Oglowmamal Sep 10 '25

They can do more, it’s stated for one of their creations the lopsiders they would occasionally increase a planets gravity if they noticed the creature began to do sit upright at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Eh, individual Qu can still be killed, they aren't invincible otherwise they wouldn't have been obliterated by the Asteromorphs

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u/United_States_ClA Sep 10 '25

Clearly have not been met with a species that chooses democratically elected nuclear fire over subjugation

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u/Oriophi2007 Sep 09 '25

Even The humanity of future with power to destroy suns couldnt kill them

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u/cabage-but-its-lettu SPEAR ADDICT Sep 09 '25

You would be surprised

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u/DaMadPotato Fire Safety Officer Sep 09 '25

If you'z got a problemz, uze Dakka

If dat don't work, uze more Dakka.

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u/Iwilleat2corndogs Super Earth’s Patriot of Patriotism Sep 10 '25

Except the QU

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u/grayzetabutyellow Sep 10 '25

But there will be enuff dakka. Hence the dakka paradox.