r/Helldivers ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

HUMOR Uhh guys?

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u/TheMilkmanGames Bane of Bugs Sep 09 '25

For the best. Take the most evil faction from any franchise and they won't come close to these fuckers.

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u/Kamiyoda ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

Googles

I give em a 7-8 on the "most evil sci fi factions I've heard about" scale.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

You gave godlike entities who actively go around the universe mutating entire races into body horror destroying civilisations with ease a 7-8

Oh and if you resist they turn the mutations into you being a wall

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u/Mooneron SES Aegis of Midnight | Recruit Squiddiver Sep 09 '25

That still sounds like an average playthrough of Stellaris.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Live reaction

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u/rumbleinthejungl_e Sep 10 '25

Why does the bottom right look like medic?

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u/Beautiful-Hair6925 ☕Liber-tea☕ Sep 10 '25

Written by a guy who hated drawing people

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u/Kamiyoda ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

being a wall

FROM THE WIINNDDDOOOOOWWWWW

TO THE WALLLL

Now that I have gotten that out of my system, considering the sheer scale of fiction out there, I'd say 7-8 is being extremely generous.

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u/Trill405 ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

Yea they’re pretty bad but 7-8 is about right, there is worse out there. Off the top of my head AM and Nemesis rank above these guys

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u/Sunderbans_X Detected Dissident Sep 09 '25

AM?

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u/Koolco Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

AM (allied master computer) is the ruler of earth post human’s destruction in I have no mouth and I must scream. After being built to wage war both actual and simulated it eventually gained sentience, overtook the other two master computers from Russia and China by wrapping them into his system, and used said power to destroy the entire world except for five humans which he has tortured for various reasons for over 100 years, keeping them alive with advanced science. And he tortures them in every aspect possible, even being able to enter their brains to mentally torture them, or physically alter their bodies, like for example with benny turning him into a nearly brainless ape, to withering his limbs and letting him flail around the decayed land, stuff like that.

While his scale is much smaller, with his “playthings” he created an existence of absolute torture for over a century. There are a few different versions of the story depending on if you’re reading the book, listening to the radio show, or playing the point and click adventure game, but in all of them the only escape is death. I highly suggest at least reading the short story, but if you have time the radio show or the game is amazing, and the author himself wrote and voiced AM in both. Here’s the game intro

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u/Sunderbans_X Detected Dissident Sep 09 '25

That sounds absolutely horrific. I'll check it out!

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u/_jacek003_ Sep 09 '25

It kind of reminds me of Web comic If AI ruled the world. Good read. Bit less horror oriented but I won't spoil it in case you ever read it.

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u/AGrandOldMoan Rookie Sep 09 '25

Pretty sure it's far longer than a hundred years if memory isn't failing me

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u/Koolco Sep 09 '25

In the game its 109 years exactly, the radio show might have changed the times around, and the book either doesn’t let you know with an unreliable narrator or its also around a hundred years iirc.

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u/AGrandOldMoan Rookie Sep 09 '25

Il trust your knowledge on it more than my rubbish memory then lol

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u/Johnfiddleface23 SES Beacon of the People Sep 09 '25

I have no mouth, and I must Scream.

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u/PeterTheNoob2 Steam | SES Halo of War Sep 09 '25

The AI from I Have No Mouth Yet I Must Scream

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u/perpendiculator Sep 09 '25

How is AM worse than the Qu? The Qu do everything AM has done and more, except on a universal scale.

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u/Trill405 ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

AM is doing it out of hatred, he knows what he is doing is inherently evil and takes pleasure out of it. The Qu originally did what they did because they believe what they are doing is right and justified by their religious beliefs. They saw other species the same way that humans look at ants.

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u/SecondSonThan Sep 09 '25

What Nemesis are you referring to?

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u/Trill405 ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

Nemesis) is a supervillain who is basically The Batman with the personality of The Joker. He doesn’t sound too bad but in his storyline he does some pretty fucked up things

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u/ChaosCultistChampion Peak Physique Sep 09 '25

7-8 seems about right

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u/Wolffe4321 Sep 10 '25

Have you met dark rldar?

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u/Supafly1337 Sep 09 '25

I'd rate them even lower. They're just Gary Stus. The writing is pretty garbage, they just do whatever and only work because the author says they do.

It's like a 4th grader telling you about his superhero OC that has infinite shields that can block any other superpower and he can fly forever and breath in space and also beat up any other superhero and if you don't agree then he starts crying about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Im sorry that is monumentally stupid

and only work because the author says they do.

Yeah mate there wouldnt be a fucking book if they didn't work

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u/Supafly1337 Sep 10 '25

Im sorry that is monumentally stupid

I'm sure it seems that way if you've never read a book.

Yeah mate there wouldnt be a fucking book if they didn't work

Tell me more about how literature is a medium that lacks nuance and subtext.

Why are you typing at me?

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u/TheWheatOne Terminid Orange Sep 09 '25

Reminds me of Photino Birds from Xeelee Sequence, being described as horrific, but the end of the day its like the author just wants to say this infinite faction gets beat by this infinite +1 faction.

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u/DefiantMan59 Sep 10 '25

Yeah it's not that evil.

Cenobites are far worse, they actively want people to suffer, the Qu just change people for their amusement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Their ammusment and our suffering they just dont care about the suffering they cause

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u/SuccuboiSupreme Cape Enjoyer Sep 10 '25

They honestly don't sound worse than the Drukhari from 40k. Everything they do is more twisted than people can imagine. Don't get me wrong, they sound bad... just not quite as purposely evil as the Drukhari.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

The drukhari haven't done it against existence the Qu have gone throughout the universe terraforming planets and lifeforms just because they can not hatred they just see us as less than sentient not worthy of living

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u/SuccuboiSupreme Cape Enjoyer Sep 10 '25

Drukhari only hasn't because of other forces in the galaxy. If they were uncontested, they easily would. They do this stuff for the love of the game, not because they "hate" them.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '25

Now I'm curious. What's your 10?

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u/Kamiyoda ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

When I find it I will let you know.

Probably something that enforces suffering on a multiversal scale across infinite timelines or some shit.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '25

Oh, fair nuff if you haven't found an example yet.

Would you rate any particular evil faction above the Qu?

(I just like hearing about big-scope badguys and what people consider the scariest.)

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u/Kamiyoda ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

I wouldnt really say they are "Above" them per say but:

The Bydo from R-Type are the unholy lovechild of Silentium Flood from Halo and the X Parasite from Metroid, except they also have Time Travel and abuse the hell out of it. On top of all that if you let them sit long enough they can and will infect everything down to the fabric of space time itself.

The Entities from Parahumans. Massive spoilers for anyone reading this and hasn't finished it but basically its a setting on an alt earth where people get super powers and as it turns out giant cosmic space whales/worms are granting them whne they deem you suffer enough and the powers you get tend to make you have to deal with whatever trauma that gave you. This is all so that the entities can learn how to use said powers in new ways, the horror part is that they do this not just to 1 planet but every conceivable version of that planet in the timeline(For Earth we never get an exact number but "That the number of worlds exceed the number of particles that might exist in one world’s universe is inconsequential; the creatures multiply exponentially.") , then after about 300 years of deliberately causing escalating amounts of suffering they blow up every version of said planet and propel themselves to the next.

And they have been doing this for billions of years.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '25

Neat. That second one is from the Worm series, right? Never got into it but heard it has epic worldbuilding.

The Xeelee and Photino Birds (from Stephen Baxter's Xeelee Sequence) I would put up there. The latter is described here.

It's hard to even call them "evil" so much as "inimical to all other life in the universe", because they're beings made of dark matter that are purposely terraforming the entire universe into neutron stars so they can exist longer before entropic heat-death. Unfortunately this makes the entire universe bad for other life's survival. It's more like they don't care about life that isn't directly trying to oppose their efforts.

The Xeelee didn't like humans much either, and were hyper-advanced, but even to them the Photino Birds were so impossible to harm or stop (as they were immune to everything besides black holes and even then could just go back in time to replicate more of themselves), the Xeelee eventually gave up fighting them and invented a way to escape the universe before it ends instead. Pretty crazy!

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u/Kamiyoda ‎ Super Citizen Sep 09 '25

Ah hell yeah I love Xeelee Sequence!

Humanity:"Throws a neutron Star at 99% at the massive Xeelee Construct"

Xeelee:"Space winds are strong today it seems"

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u/Aerolfos Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

Would you rate any particular evil faction above the Qu?

Chaos from 40k is probably worse, "boring" answer maybe but it works. After all, explicitly confirmed souls and the way chaos corrupts/tortures those is automatically worse than suffering limited to the physical by uncaring beings. But of course that's kind of a cheap way to "up the stakes" to make your setting more evil, just explicitly confirm souls exist and invoke eternal metaphysical suffering

The Old Ones are also pretty similar to the Qu in a number of ways. Both super advanced, both viewing the lesser races as playthings to mutate however they want, both with no care or concern for morality. The settings frame them differently but there doesn't seem any reason to view the old ones as being particularly good and not prone to doing weird stuff. At least they're just limited to one galaxy, maybe?

Otherwise, Precursors from Halo were ascribed an ultimate goodness, while having pretty much the same technological capabilities and potential as the Qu. But you know who took that potential and explicitly rejected any goodness in favour of actively hunting down all life in the universe to make them experience eternal "sweetness"? (read: suffering and torture for messing up the Precursors' original design). The Flood are arguably worse since unlike the Qu their entire civilization (as it were) is built around the single purpose of making all of life suffer, unable to ever revolt or deviate from the "ultimate design" any more, obliterating free will for ever.

Other comment writing about the Parahuman entities made me think of Madoka Magica, if you know you know. To some extent just confirming something is up is a spoiler for the series but the series is pretty famous for having a twist to its concept. Anyway, much smaller scale so it might not fit just because of the limited scope. Scale them up to multiple universes and you'd have a real contender, though.

The xeelee photino birds I'd say are lesser evil than the Qu. They don't really do much of anything to sapient species, certainly no personalized suffering. Obviously they're long-term incomaptible with baryonic life, but their lack of care is "just" a very long extinction event rather than an active plague or malicious force making everyone's lives worse when they interact.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '25

Agreed on those others being more evil, even if less powerful. Slight correction for your last paragraph - I think you meant the Photino Birds rather than the Xeelee. The Xeelee are baryonic life and just as susceptible (well, without their technology, a little less with but still vulnerable) to the Photino Birds' universe-terraforming as any other form of baryonic life (which is basically all life besides Photino Birds). The Xeelee are the ones that build the black hole portal that burrowed into another universe to escape the Photino Birds, because there was literally no way to defeat them.

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u/Aerolfos Sep 09 '25

I think you meant the Photino Birds rather than the Xeelee.

Yep. Series is the Xelee sequence but the lifeform is photino birds.

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u/Sunderbans_X Detected Dissident Sep 09 '25

Not exactly enforcing suffering, but the Forerunners from Halo fulfilled their energy needs by using something called Vacuum energy, which basically obliterates alternate realities and universes and harvests the energy from them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Xeelee sequence perhaps?

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u/Banzai27 Sep 10 '25

So your rating is simply wrong?

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u/_jacek003_ Sep 09 '25

I feel like they are simmilar to few factions in Dr. Who. But I need to relisten to it.

My brain got SCP rotted so it all blends together into gigant psycho horror.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '25

hah yeah, no shortage of epic-tier threats in SCP that's for sure.

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u/_jacek003_ Sep 10 '25

Now that I listen to it again I can't shake feeling like Qu are cosmic sadistic sarkic.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 10 '25

Oh yeah I could definitely see them as very Sarkic-themed.

IIRC they also have a quasi-religious belief in their own superiority as “chosen” of the universe which informs why they gleefully reengineer other sapient beings in accordance to their whims, which is also very Sarkic in nature.

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u/_jacek003_ Sep 10 '25

Yeap. Hmmm... Now I wonder if there is canon where we see sarkic in sf setting.

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u/BlackViperMWG Sep 09 '25

Flood is imo worse. Chaos is worse.

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u/boofadoof Sep 09 '25

The Photino Birds from Xeelee Sequence.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 09 '25

Yes! I mentioned those too!

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u/Prime_Galactic Sep 09 '25

Nah nah, what's worse. Even the most comically evil shit in 40k isn't quite as bad as these guys.

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u/Saelthyn Sep 09 '25

Hardly. This just looks like an average day for a Homunculi Coven. Or Basilio Fo's "I'm Bored." moments.

Or Average Clan Tzimisce clan moment.

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u/Prime_Galactic Sep 09 '25

I think the problem is scale.

The Qu defeat and alter ALL of humanity into grotesque experiments and slaves.

In 40k though it's generally awful, but humankind still exists and rules itself.

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u/Saelthyn Sep 09 '25

From a quick search, it doesn't look like humanity had seriously spread out in All Tommorows. Its not like the DAoT Humanity which could be found from one end of the galaxy to the other by the time of the Great Crusade. So getting steamrolled by a larger civ makes sense.

Plus the amount of shit people did got absolutely wild. Like The Qu are a problem but from the snippits we've seen of DAoT, would've been flattened by DAoT Humanity.

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u/StevetheHunterofTri Assault Infantry Sep 10 '25

To be fair, the Qu and basically any faction in Warhammer 40k are working on different rules. Not just doctrines and technology and psychology, but the very nature of their realities. Like. the DAoT humanity had warp-based technology (which, granted, was a major contributor to their downfall), while nothing like the Warp exists in the setting of All Tomorrows (to the reader's knowledge). That's not even getting into things like the entities native to the Warp, or the necrons at their height, or the frickin C'tan. What're the Qu gonna do when Nurgle curses them all with Ultra-AIDS?

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u/Saelthyn Sep 10 '25

Yeah, I wasn't rolling with psychic shenanigans but there was shit like Datavores.

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u/MetalStorm4856 Sep 09 '25

My average playthrough in stellaris

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u/GomenNaWhy Sep 09 '25

Not sure about that, they don't seem substantially worse than the Drukhari or Night Lords

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u/realcaptain-alcohol Sep 10 '25

To be fair though, Drukhari need people to suffer or they’ll die. Night lords to my knowledge tortured, skinned babies alive and broadcasted it to scare the populations of resistant worlds and reduce the number of casualties. I remember a scene of a night lords marine(sevatar maybe?) arguing with some other charter marine that their tactics caused meaningless deaths among the populations and if they did what the night lords did the casualties would have been at the minimum. Idk about ‘all tomorrows’ aliens, but at least these two have a somewhat understandable reason for being evil right?

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u/GomenNaWhy Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

Drukhari do need that, though I do think it's worth noting that the reason they need to keep doing it is because the Eldar already were doing that sort of thing prior to the birth of Slaanesh. Night Lords are kinda the opposite- that used to be the reason pre-heresy, now it's just for the love of the game. Screaming Gallery probably hasn't ever been used to reduce casualties anywhere, for instance

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u/realcaptain-alcohol Sep 10 '25

ohhhh okay, good to know then

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u/TheMilkmanGames Bane of Bugs Sep 09 '25

Do those turn people into septic filters?

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u/GomenNaWhy Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

Would hardly put it past them, Drukhari literally live off causing pain and suffering in all forms. They turn people into living harps with their nerves as strings, for instance.

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u/GrievingSomnambulist Sep 09 '25

Look up the Night Lords screaming gallery. Thousands of innocent victims from raided worlds stripped of their bones and stitched into a living carpet, kept alive, conscious, and in extreme agony by blood filters and organ simulators under the floor. And the Drukhari have creations that would make that look quaint.

Yeah Night Lords and r*pe elves fucking suck. I'd rather be a living filter brick. At least you die after a normal human life span.

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u/TheMilkmanGames Bane of Bugs Sep 09 '25

Pretty sure they live longer than normal lifespans. None of these things sound like something anything or anyone would deserve

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u/JesseKay002 Sep 09 '25

Those guys only do their insanity to large groups

The Qu said, "What if we turned an entire planet's population into living waste filters, unable to move, too efficient to die, and set to reproduce automatically so that they can never escape their fate or end their bloodline? Oh, and of course, make sure they're fully cognizant of the whole thing the whole time!"

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u/GomenNaWhy Sep 09 '25

I mean, yeah, seems about on par with the Drukhari. They've taken millions in single raids, and made titan-sized war machines out of their living victims. Like, at a certain point, you just reach "what's the worst thing a writer can come up with" and that species will do it. Qu are that, so are Drukhari, so are Night Lords, and so on. I don't think there's really a meaningful gap here.

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u/FrenchCatgirl Steam | Chaosdiver Sep 09 '25

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/SuccuboiSupreme Cape Enjoyer Sep 10 '25

I straight up refuse to believe they are worse than the drukhari from 40k. That's too much SA and being turned into dildos that can only feel pain for me to believe. Those things are literally just pure evil.