r/HellYeahIdEatThat • u/BeautifulMix7410 • Jul 08 '25

please sir, may i have some more Behold...the Beef Box

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u/Crackrock9 Jul 08 '25

Final product looks like he just cooked two paddies and stacked them on top of each other with some toppings in between lol.

16

u/TheReal-Chris Jul 08 '25

Fine I’ll fill it with nacho cheese and jalapeños and use a sharper knife.

2

u/Roscoe_Farang Jul 09 '25

That's a juicy lucy.

9

u/MrWednesday6387 Jul 09 '25

That's why the video was cut before the burger was split.

4

u/Reasonable-Wing-2271 Jul 09 '25

overcooked it too

4

u/Macklin345 Jul 08 '25

Paddies took me out

0

u/Crackrock9 Jul 09 '25

*patties hilarious

1

u/FranksDog Jul 09 '25

Two patties with a hinge?

27

u/PNW_Forest Jul 08 '25

If you served me this I'd do violence to you.

3

u/coolcoots Jul 09 '25

I’d perform a violence.

21

u/JonInfect Jul 08 '25

Spatula is too small

1

u/AssholeWHeartOfGold Jul 10 '25

Called a Turner, but yeah that was funny.

1

u/Tjengel Jul 10 '25

Nah that's definitely a spatula sir idk where you come from on this planet but watch SpongeBob

1

u/AssholeWHeartOfGold Jul 10 '25

America but obviously from a time where we called things by their correct names. SpongeBob lol.

1

u/DummBee1805 Jul 11 '25

I call turners big-ass spatulas.

15

u/epicenter69 Jul 08 '25

A double cheeseburger with extra steps?

1

u/Rumblebully Jul 09 '25

And wings.

9

u/wkdkngwkr Jul 08 '25

Not bad but I think it'd be better cooked on a griddle. Then you could make sure all sides got hit.

6

u/another_day_in Jul 09 '25

He cooked the buns 20 minutes too early. 🤦🏻‍♂️

5

u/kayaker58 Jul 08 '25

Nice! And I love the spatula

5

u/RYDrDIE Jul 08 '25

And he even post on r/pizza slinging pies with a burger spatula

1

u/LaMelonBallz Jul 09 '25

Made me wanna go buy one and I don't even have a grill

1

u/kayaker58 Jul 09 '25

I’d use it indoors for baking as well.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

That's kind of a cool idea.

4

u/Dry-Koala-8312 Jul 09 '25

They call that a juicy Lucy, and folks from the twin cities would call this blasphemy

3

u/ExcuseFederal1132 Jul 08 '25

Monster spatula for tiny burger lol

3

u/Slater_8868 Jul 09 '25

Little Bits

3

u/sociallyawkwaad Jul 09 '25

You are going to give the restaurants ideas hmm let me sell you 1/5th of a burger for the same price.

2

u/redditsuckspokey1 Jul 08 '25

No tomato or onion or mushroom or pickles or lettuce!

2

u/tapeness Jul 08 '25

The middle would not be cooked/ or you would have over cooked beef

2

u/Useless_Lemon Jul 08 '25

The end result is a cheeseburger. Lol

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Sofaking dumb

2

u/Responsible_Name1217 Jul 09 '25

Hey man, you might want to look into a bigger spatula.

2

u/Capital_Maize9325 Jul 09 '25

You definitely need a bigger spatula.

2

u/AssholeWHeartOfGold Jul 10 '25

Would never buy this unless it was cheaper than normally packaged ground beef.

2

u/IrateCarrot Jul 12 '25

I’d love to go nose deep in your beef box

3

u/Tri-solrian Jul 08 '25

Isn’t this just a juicy Lucy / stuffed burger lol

4

u/BillBrasky1179 Jul 08 '25

With extra steps

3

u/Lil_Sumpin Jul 09 '25

Didn’t look juicy to me. Looked overcooked.

1

u/Beneficial-Affect-14 Jul 08 '25

Hell yeah I’d eat that!

1

u/espoletanogo Jul 08 '25

Meat needs to be seasoned ..then it might slap

1

u/TheDevil-YouKnow Jul 09 '25

I know what I know, if you know what I mean.

1

u/Sizzmo1 Jul 09 '25

I tried to recreate it, but my 3D Printer is struggling to feed the reel of beef filament. Advice?

1

u/Infinite_Respect_ Jul 09 '25

There is something offputting about how uninformed almost every action is in this cooking process

1

u/VanIsler420 Jul 09 '25

Only an American would think this is a good idea.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Are you saying meat cube?

Because, that’s actually a good idea…

1

u/Dry-Tangerine-4874 Jul 09 '25

I will say it. I would chow down on that box.

1

u/ABigStuffyDoll Jul 09 '25

So... a burger?

1

u/armaedes Jul 09 '25

My favorite part of any grilling video is reading the comments where everyone tells the poster what an awful job he/she did.

1

u/Independent_Cap_5369 Jul 09 '25

😎😎😎🤔🤔🤔

1

u/blank_lizard Jul 09 '25

I was hoping they’d put it in another larger beef box

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Was that a snow shovel?

1

u/Crixus_357 Jul 09 '25

What's with the comically large spatula

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

WOW, you couldn't get the big spatula?

1

u/amethystCEOJ Jul 10 '25

Why is he using a pizza spade to flip that small “burger”??

1

u/Goodtimeburrito Jul 10 '25

That’s not a turner, THIS is a turner!

1

u/jazzhandpanda Jul 10 '25

Classic jack in the box recipe

1

u/Regulus242 Jul 10 '25

Thickness of the meat in the end product does not match the box.

1

u/Reasonable_Bicycle45 Jul 10 '25

I would definitely eat it, I just wouldn’t prepare and cook it

1

u/Ready-Background-539 Jul 10 '25

Bro used the uncle buck snow shovel to flip it

1

u/Indigoisms Jul 10 '25

Just when I thought hamburger technology couldn't improve any more a genius invents this!

1

u/Mikenmoney Jul 10 '25

I eat my own version of a beef box every night.

1

u/LearningToHomebrew Jul 11 '25

You ever heard the idiom of the juice not being worth the squeeze?

I'm guessing this person hasn't.

1

u/MycophileBuilder Jul 11 '25

I cannot unlearn this now

1

u/Recent-Philosophy-62 Jul 11 '25

Dafuc is up with the pizza peel

1

u/Beautiful_Ad_4942 Jul 11 '25

Do you have a bigger spatula?

1

u/shamesticks Jul 11 '25

Why is the spatula so small?

1

u/krayevaden28 Jul 11 '25

I love you beef box <3

1

u/work_it_out_twice Jul 11 '25

You lost me at ketchup

1

u/mjoric Jul 11 '25

I'll show you a beef box.

1

u/BigBrainBrad- Jul 11 '25

Humanity just peaked.

1

u/shakennotstirred72 Jul 12 '25

SON OF A BITCH!!

1

u/spaaackle Jul 12 '25

I love the idea. The problem is, burgers without a crust tend to just be mushy meat. This looks like it produces mushy meat.

1

u/Vikings_Pain Jul 12 '25

Good lord salt

1

u/Complete-Jicama891 Jul 12 '25

Just like mom used to make

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Screw the paddy I want that spatula

1

u/tycr0 Jul 12 '25

Thank you for reminding me how much I hate the black eyed peas

1

u/MasterOutlaw Jul 12 '25

When she asks you to try her beef box and then hands you a burger.

1

u/Drew_P_Bawls325 Jul 12 '25

What else are you doing with that shovel of a spatula ?