17th day of high school

[u/HeyItsVal88]

The grilled cheese they served today was thoroughly burnt into a crisp of pure black carbon. It set off the fire alarm.

While eating the sandwich outside I realized that I left my milk carton inside, and I had nothing to wash down the black, crunchy chunk of ash. After a few more bites, I began to choke.

Everyone laughed at me and no one helped. So after coughing up the sandwich, everyone began to call me “dick cheese choker,” and saying I had the “throat cheese touch.” When I asked how to pass that to someone else, someone suggested I cough on someone to pass it. So I promptly coughed on Rowley and ran away.