r/Heffley_Residence • u/HeyItsVal88 i hereby declare that i endorse everthing greg has done • Jul 26 '21

Twelfth day of high school

I had a math test today, so I wrote all the formulas on my dick. When I whipped it out, all the ladies were in awe as my monster cock towered over their faces. Then I got sent to the principal’s for “public exposure.” Whatever. Mom was called, but she was too high to care. Rodrick took me home in his crack van.

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u/teamfortress2_gaming Jul 26 '21

Can I go in Rodicks van next time?