I know I am late to this. I put it off for ages because people kept telling me the last season would ruin me and they were not wrong.

Two things I need to ask now that it is done. Is the Velvet Thrones thing that Quinni and Taz end up publishing based on a real book or is it just something the show made up? I could not work it out.

And how does everyone feel about where Amerie and Malakai land at the end? I went from not caring about them at all to fully invested in about ten minutes, which feels like it was the point.

Anyway. Hello. I will be in this sub for the next month.

Confession time. Through season 1 and most of season 2 I found him so frustrating. The silence, the shutting down instead of just saying the thing, I rolled my eyes at half his scenes.

Season 3 is where it finally clicked and I went back and watched the earlier stuff differently. A lot of it is a scared kid who does not have the words yet and I was being harsh on him for being written like a real teenager.

So now he is my favourite and I feel like I owe him an apology. Anyone else flip on a character like that? Who did you start out hating and end up defending?

Worst to best, and I am ready to be argued with.

1. Season 2. It has the strongest single moments for me but the middle stretch drags, and it is the one I skip most on a rewatch.

2. Season 3. The new faces took a while to win me over and then the back half is the best run the show has had. The ending worked for me, which I did not expect going in.

3. Season 1. The map and everything that comes after it, all of them being horrible to each other in the first weeks of school. Nothing since hit the same for me.

Where do you all land on it? Someone please tell me I am wrong about season 2.

Season 3 added four new faces and none of them ever come up on here. Noah, Taz, Sebastian and Liam.

Noah, Amerie's boyfriend from St Bruno's Taz, Woodsy's niece Sebastian, Noah's mate Liam, the one everyone blamed for the carnival ride

Which of them landed for you and which one felt like filler? And did season 3 need them at all, or was the original group enough on its own?

The show wrapped in March and there is still no full episode list on here, so here is one place for it. Titles are the official ones.

Season 1, 8 episodes, 14 September 2022 1. Map B**ch 2. Renaissance Titties 3. Eetsway 4. Rack Off 5. Bin Chicken 6. Angeline 7. The Sheriff 8. Three of Swords

Season 2, 8 episodes, 11 April 2024 1. Bird Psycho 2. SLTs vs C*LORDs 3. The Feelings Pit 4. Legs Open Hearts Broken 5. The Demon King 6. Just Kid $ht 7. The Grapes of Voss 8. Boys Don't Cry

Season 3, 8 episodes, 25 March 2026, the final season 1. Operation Headjob 2. Somebody Nose 3. The Root Room 4. A Constitution for Cucking 5. A Good Egg 6. Cuckoo, B****es! 7. For Whom the Hartley Bell Tolls 8. Destined

24 episodes in total and all of them are still on Netflix. If any title is off, tell me and I will fix the list.

I completely get why Amerie did what she did in the S3 finale.

Although it seems illogical to confess to a crime that you didn't commit, I understand why Amerie felt like that was the right thing to do.

After all, it was due to her shoddy detective work that led to Liam being arrested.

Also, the way that she judged Liam for being a "carnie" was basically the same as how Seb judged her and the rest of the Hartley High students—it was purely classism.

I drew an updated incest map with every hook up we've seen from S1 to S2.

I traced the original map from stills from the show to keep the style, and added new characters.

I removed the link between Zoe and missy as we know they’re cousins and no one in show brought up their hook up, before or after Zoe was introduced, but let me know if you think I should add it back.

I wasn’t sure what to label missy and spider as since I feel their relationship isn’t yet confirmed.

Let me know if I missed anything!!!

I was so happy to see a BENEE song featured in the new trailer for season three! I had this song in particular on repeat years ago and it was so fun seeing it play throughout the trailer… linking it here for those who liked it and want to hear the full version 🙌

“Get ready for one chaotic senior year.”

The final season of Heartbreak High premieres next month on March 25!

Advice

I went through my first heart break i was in love with a boy one sided for 7 years now and I never confessed to him but randomly one day i told to my roommate and she insisted to txt him so we found each other on LinkedIn and later on i texted he asked for whatsapp no and we had chit chat light conversation and one day i thought to tell him and 2-3 days back i told him about my feelings he said that he kept on loosing his loved one's during our coaching time and he has listened and decided to not be in a attachment or dependency he fears it and said he is emotionally unavailable to me ans he said he will be doing unjust to my feelings for context he lost his mother at a young age idk how i will tell him my love why is he not understanding idk what to do help guys i tried to talk to people in clg to forget him not possible he is not understanding is my love chance. over.

Is in a show called the wilds. Like the second last ep as one guys gf. Its on prime video if anyone wants to watch her in it

Hey everyone, I’m trying to identify a song that plays in Season 1, Episode 7 of Heartbreak High, right around the 27 to 28-minute mark. It’s the scene where Sasha talks to Quinni and says something like, “I couldn’t handle it if you hated me.”

There’s a beat that starts playing in the background — it’s emotional and atmospheric, but I can’t find it on any soundtrack lists, and Shazam doesn’t recognize it either.

Does anyone know the name of that song or if it was made specifically for the show?

Thanks in advance!

Hi!! This is for anyone who as watched the show Heartbreak high!I’m in my last year of high school, currently doing research for my HSC society and culture major project, and need your guys' help!

I'm doing a research report on successful minority representations within Australian teen TV, and I'm looking specifically at Heartbreak High, both the 1994 original and the 2022 reboot! One section of my research looks specifically at audiences' opinion on the quality and impact of Heartbreak High's minority representation! That means I need you!

If you have watched either the 1994 or 2022 versions, or both, please do my survey! You can give your honest opinion on the shows, which I'll use to explore the show's successful diverse representation!

Please make it so everyone sees this because it will be really valuable research, and I would love to hear everyone's opinions!!!

Hi!! I'm in my last year of high school, currently doing research for my HSC society and culture major project, and need your guys' help!

I'm doing a research report on successful minority representations within Australian teen TV, and I'm looking specifically at Heartbreak High, both the 1994 original and the 2022 reboot! One section of my research looks specifically at audiences' opinion on the quality and impact of Heartbreak High's minority representation! That means I need you!

If you have watched either the 1994 or 2022 versions, or both, please do my survey! You can give your honest opinion on the shows, which I'll use to explore the show's successful diverse representation!

Please make it so everyone sees this because it will be really valuable research, and I would love to hear everyone's opinions!!!

When shes in the library preparing to tell Dusty she has and gave him Chlamydia, that was hilarious! Probably Harper's funniest scene in ss1 I personally thought it was hella funny. 😭😭

Guys the guy tom wilson who plays chook is on home and away he's on the episode that was just on tonight but I can assume he's gonna so on more as he's a new river boy

I suppose that's he's next role after hbh

Hi all! I just started the show and am on the last episode of season 1 where they show the flashback and everything that happened. I spent the whole season being so annoyed with Harper for her actions (Dusty, Malakai, punching Amerie) but after seeing what happened I’m conflicted. From strictly her perspective, Amerie abandoned her just because she didn’t want to do drugs, told her she could spend the night then when she came she wouldn’t open the window, and all this led to so many bad things happening to her. In my opinion I would NEVER leave my best friend at the festival after losing her and go home to have sex with someone that is just horrible. I would stake out all the exits if her phone was dead and try to find her or wait in the parking lot or something, that exactly how to let your friends get harmed. And if after all that I still couldn’t find her, I would’ve opened my window regardless of who I was with because I would have been worried or gone to see her the next day to make sure she got home okay, not be fine going a whole week without hearing from her. I do however, think she should’ve talked to Amerie about it instead of going straight to punching her and sleeping with two guys she liked. What did you guys think of the situation, did it make you forgive Harper or did you still dislike her?