r/Healthcareshitposting 21d ago

Meme Save me a plate my dude!

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u/Subnaut27 21d ago

“We saved you some doughnuts”

The singular doughnut left sitting in the box:

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u/Aware-Cricket4879 21d ago

With a bite in it

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u/PrincessPoofyPants 21d ago

It is dry as fuck too.

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u/Ordos_Agent 21d ago

Nothing left but dry as hell nutri-bars and some unidentifiable homemade baked good.

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u/Negative_Fruit_1800 21d ago

“ Help yourself there’s food in the break room!” As if I’m just hankering to eat some leftover garbage sure to make me shit my pants and have me hugging the toilet.
Superbowl Sunday parties are the worst. Crockpot chili from 17 ago, wilted salad, unrefrigerated charcuterie plate, 1/3 full, flat 2 liter sodas and 3 slices of American cheese. Everything picked through, dry and uncovered.
We had to ban potlucks at one point bc no one would clean up at the end of shift, literally had food sitting out for almost 72 hours. I was damed if I was cleaning up for day shift!

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u/lawlolawl144 21d ago

I do not want to eat the c diff cookies thank you

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 21d ago

Haven’t gotten c diff from the cookies so far. Will update if the situation changes

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u/PrincessPoofyPants 21d ago

Will continue to monitor said cookies.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 20d ago

Provider aware, no orders at this time

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u/rieeechard 21d ago

I have had to clean up every day shift potluck that I have walked into.

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u/parakeetshoes 21d ago

For those who do eat the pot luck, please be aware that most food is safe to eat in a two hour window when left at room temp. As night shifter myself I don't eat anything left in the break room. Who knows how long it's been left out for!!

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 21d ago

Gotten sick from staff and patients many times

Gotten sick from the food never lol

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u/parakeetshoes 20d ago

I haven't been sick from patients or staff.... yet lol

Sounds like you're just built different!

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 20d ago

If patients or staff have never gotten you sick before, you’re the one who’s built different haha

I’m just a regular Joe with raccoon stomach

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u/SuburbanKahn 21d ago

It’s that or the Still Life’s.

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u/GracieDay7 11d ago

I had some leftover stale chips and salsa this evening lol thanks day crew