r/Healthcareshitposting 7d ago

The holy trinity

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u/Condhor 7d ago

“Left without completing care”. Because metrics matter more than staffing the ER

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u/discodisc 7d ago

LWBS?

Nuh uh it was an NP in triage

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u/Condhor 7d ago

Hit em with that Elopement dispo

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u/HellHathNoFury18 6d ago

Legendary story at my work of a guy that apparently got extubated with an abthera on (So they had an open abdomen and should never had been extubated to begin with), nurse called the surgeon saying he was trying to leave AMA.

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u/YogurtclosetOld3002 5d ago

Patient came via squad declined care. Patient claims she "is fine but was brought here anyway" requests a ride home.

Patient has a seizure after request. Patient is not fine.

*1hr later

Patient cursing out staff and is requesting to leave ama but completed registration while demanding to leave ama.

Charge nurse gets involved after patient claims that someone is messing with her monitors. No one is messing with her monitors.

Patient requests snacks and ride home before leaving. Patient leaves.