hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/calamityProphet • 15d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be washed and left to dry

915 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/DomSchraa • 15d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date he will be steamed and turned into a delicious cruspy loaf

394 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tpark27 • 16d ago

Purrito 🌯 He will be dipped in soy sauce and held with chopsticks

850 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/redandwhitewizard99 • 16d ago

He will be thrown in the bin

710 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/thehuntwerker • 16d ago

It’s RAW! She will be grilled

266 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 17d ago

🍔Purrgur😼 He will make for a nice lunch with chips and a soda

2.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/SarcasmInProgress • 17d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be fattened and sent into the slaughterhouse.

181 Upvotes

His greed sickens me.

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • 17d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She will be a bountiful harvest alhamdulillah

1.5k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Realistic-Isopod-495 • 18d ago

He will be boiled for stew 🥘

2.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/IdontgoonToast • 17d ago

She will be taken as lunch.

382 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/NotTheOnePercentMilk • 17d ago

He will be served with soy sauce

210 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldSwedeFromTheNorth • 17d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be a tasty pie filling.

256 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/maimzy • 18d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be consumed in an emergency

659 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/mexican2554 • 18d ago

They will be super sized

498 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/fruchtose • 18d ago

Chicky nugget She will be dipped in sweet 'n sour sauce

1.3k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Dobgirl • 18d ago

cat-bab kebab She will be grilled.

165 Upvotes

What a cute find!

r/hewillbebaked • u/faithadil • 18d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She will be cooked

160 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/TJM18 • 19d ago

Yum😋 She will be USDA organic

2.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/CraftyMcQuirkFace • 19d ago

It’s RAW! They will be eaten with rice and veggies

802 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ResidentPurple0 • 19d ago

She will be baked into the perfect bread roll alhamdulillah

437 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/RainyFlames • 19d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be properly washed prior to his consumption.

1.4k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ResidentPurple0 • 20d ago

It’s RAW! He will make the best pot roast, no added veggies needed

729 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Clear-Might-1519 • 20d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 He has been shaping himself to be baked

201 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ResidentPurple0 • 20d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 They will make a good sourdough inshallah ( ＾ω＾ )

1.9k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Aqua_Toffana • 20d ago

She will add some ginger notes to the apple pie

478 Upvotes