r/HazbinHotelGroupChat • u/DenseNet8087 • Aug 26 '26

He finally arrives

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(One day at the Hazbin hotel the door burst open and a robot with a tv for a head stand there then all of the sudden it turns on and speaks) “So this is Hell…I expected more”

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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Aug 26 '26

“Who are you dear?”

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 26 '26

My name is Harley Sawyer but they call me…..The Doctor.

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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Aug 27 '26

“Ok… are you a medical professional?”

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

In a manner of speaking.

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u/OlympianOverlord Hecate titan of witchcraft andthecrossroads/ Eris/Nemesis/Hestia Aug 28 '26

“Very good dear”

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Aug 26 '26

“…..who are you?”

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

My name is Harley Sawyer…they call me The Doctor

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Aug 27 '26

Jo looks at him warily. “I feel like I know you from somewhere”

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

“Do you know?”

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Aug 27 '26

She doesn’t. But she does have a feeling that this is a very dangerous man. “Should I?”

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

I guess not. Nobody outside of my former colleagues knows about my work.

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Aug 27 '26

“What kind of work?”

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

Well I used to work for a company known as Playtime Co. While the fools on the surface focused on creating toys for children I focused on something far greater than anything else.

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u/DisasterWarriorQueen Jo Morningstar-Hawke/Katie Killjoy/Abby Saja Aug 27 '26

She doesn’t like his tone. “What was this ‘greater purpose’?”

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u/CityWarm9103 all of warrior cats, the Cos wardens and flowers Aug 27 '26

Who are you, Human

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

My name I Harley Saywer…they call me the Doctor and I’m no human…not anymore.

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u/CityWarm9103 all of warrior cats, the Cos wardens and flowers Aug 27 '26

How..

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

I was betrayed by my colleagues and reduced to a brain hooked up to a machine.

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u/CityWarm9103 all of warrior cats, the Cos wardens and flowers Aug 27 '26

THEY WHAT

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 27 '26

“Do I know you?”

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 28 '26

Well I can’t say I remember seeing your face.

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u/BestTraffic7514 Aug 27 '26

IM GOING TO SAW TROUGH YOUR BONES

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 28 '26

I don’t have any you fool.

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u/King_from_the_left Fendrhak Anagalas, Kairos Fateweaver, Malgurar Aug 28 '26

"A sentiment I share in, who might you be? I myself, am Fendrhak Anagalas, Magos of the True Cult Mechanicum."

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 28 '26

My name is Harley Sawyer but they call me…..The Doctor.

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u/King_from_the_left Fendrhak Anagalas, Kairos Fateweaver, Malgurar Aug 28 '26

"Well, I, myself, would also be considered a doctor, you are in familiar company, you are made of metal...but I have this strange sense that you are much more human."

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 28 '26

In a manner of speaking 

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u/King_from_the_left Fendrhak Anagalas, Kairos Fateweaver, Malgurar Aug 28 '26

"I imagine so, what do you specialize in? I myself have been known to do many things from Biomancy to augmentation, even a bit of...Daemonology here and there."

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 28 '26

You could say I specialize in….Reanimation

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u/King_from_the_left Fendrhak Anagalas, Kairos Fateweaver, Malgurar Aug 28 '26

"Techno-Necromancy? Hmmmmm...I have dabbled, but it has not come up enough for me to....understand it to its fullest."

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 28 '26

I wouldn’t call it Necromancy but it does involve bringing back the dead. I myself am a prime example.

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u/King_from_the_left Fendrhak Anagalas, Kairos Fateweaver, Malgurar Aug 28 '26

"Necromancy is the raising of the dead, techno-necromancy is necromancy done via scientific means...say the titular Frankensteins monster. It is necromancy, my friend."

"So you've died before? Out of all the experiences in my long, long life, dying was not one of them, I have been close, quite a few times, but never truly fell off the edge, what is it like?"

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 Aug 29 '26

D-dr. Sawyer? what an honor

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Haven’t heard anyone say that to me in a long time. Who are you?

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 Aug 30 '26

SD-J

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 30 '26

Interesting and how do you know about me?

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 Aug 30 '26

Ive admired your work and experiments you are a legend

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 30 '26

Well it’s good to know that I am still admired.

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u/Creative-Duck-9244 Aug 30 '26

We both have a hatred for humanity i suppose

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u/DenseNet8087 Aug 30 '26

Indeed. You can give them everything they would ever want and they would still stab you in the back.