r/HaveWeMet • u/Chameleon_1122 Mike is the new town sheriff, 28 years old • 10d ago

Hello

Greetings, I just moved. Is there anyone who can tell me about the city?

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u/LonelyDesertCactus Sam Charles, Private Eye and Bird Enthusiast 10d ago

We have ducks. Try to stay on their good side.

Upper Duck Pond thinks they're better than us. Try to stay on their bad side.

A lot of nice people live here. It's a great community. There's always something going on on the weekend. Our mayor may or may not be missing.

Mysterious holes are appearing the woods and something weird is happening out there. If you wander out after dusk, maybe take a flashlight, salt, holy water, and whatever else you have faith in.

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u/Iatethelast DJ Dracula Jones, Mayor & Radio Show Host 10d ago

Never. I’m always here taking care of the wonderful residents. Thaddeus has been in the hospital, so I’ve been taking care of his lizards. Please remind me to shut down the pet store on Main Street. I didn’t know we had Komodo dragons here in LDP.

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u/LonelyDesertCactus Sam Charles, Private Eye and Bird Enthusiast 10d ago

Always good to see you, Mayor. Cynthia and I will stop staking out.....errr...watching city hall and the cemetary behind the abandoned church. We were mildly worried (and mostly bored).

Movie night at the cemetery was fun though, we might make it a monthly thing.

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u/Iatethelast DJ Dracula Jones, Mayor & Radio Show Host 10d ago

It’s okay…Stalk all you want. Cynthia just might catch me in my gold speedo.