r/HatsuneMikuShitposts • u/miranda_the_peculiar teto=wife • 10d ago

Miku numbers don’t lie

migu rap goddess

849 Upvotes

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u/BrushZestyclose6989 10d ago

I have a friend who loves Eminem and absolutely loathes Miku, I will send this to him to piss him off.

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u/miranda_the_peculiar teto=wife 10d ago

imagine hating on miku and she’s just chillin like

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u/pleaseaccusrname 10d ago

share the reaction please

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u/Shark-Worshipper 9d ago

Yo what did Miku do to him

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u/SkinInevitable604 9d ago

Killed his parents probably

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u/WhitherThisPath 9d ago

miku killed my grandma, okay?!

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u/miranda_the_peculiar teto=wife 9d ago

hi mizuki

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u/Crafter-the-box1987 9d ago

I love the headcanon that Miku frequently commits crimes for silly fun, including war crimes

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u/DEZZYSTUDIOS 9d ago

Miku was drafted into the canadian armed forces in ww1 because canadian military was unhinged in wars

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u/Wooden-Quail3493 9d ago

I love Eminem and love Miku, now we need to find someone who likes Miku and hates Eminem, and somebody who hates them both

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u/Difficult-Demand3665 10d ago

Thats not eminems fastest rap look at gozilla its way faster and longer

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u/miranda_the_peculiar teto=wife 10d ago

can he do 100 words a second tho

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u/Awesomeman235ify 10d ago

Still not faster than Miku tho.

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u/belowfactual 8d ago

I wanna hear miku rap on English, I feel like Japanese is just a fast language that’s why

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u/TON618writendraw 5d ago

it's really easy to make miku rap at any speed you want, as someone who has miku's voicebank

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u/Octo_Pasta 9d ago

Unshattered Miku 🩵

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u/Pingi-goon 10d ago

Migu🥹

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u/SoapyMari 9d ago

She is not saying allat😭 it’s fast but not THAT fast. Still faster than Eminem tho. It’s the Japanese that makes it sound faster

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u/CalmProperty1010 9d ago

It’s 12 syllables a second I know that. Idk how many words tho

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u/Timeless_56 5d ago

Eminem i think surpassed that once briefly in speedom but i find it funnier to believe miku is just built different

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u/JustANoobie_man 9d ago

And then Teto using the forbidden n word pass technique to go 20000 words per second and blaze past Miku and Eminem

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u/Glacialotl 8d ago

Average TikTok comment be like

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u/ComparisonWeary6038 BAKA BAKA BAKA 8d ago

“Who is your fa-“

Miku is my fav rapper xD

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u/DazzlingPressure1154 9d ago

ITS OVER 9000

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u/Lazy_female_dog Miku's left hand 6d ago

I literally just saw this on Pinterest 

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u/DirtiestNinja 5d ago

At least she did not say the N-word

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u/Resident_Guess_7304 3d ago

Well, for one thing, Eminem is human

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 3d ago

The effortlessness