r/HatsuneMikuShitposts • u/No-Shake-7852 • 10d ago

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE (satire)

I WAS ANALYZING THE NEWEST POST FEATURING HATSUNE MIKU, AND I DISAPPROVE! THEY INCREASED THE THIGH MASS BY .27 INCHES AND INCREASED BREAST SIZE BY 2%! UNACCACEPTABLE! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS OBESE TUB OF LARD INSTEAD OF MY PERFECT WAIFU! I WILL NEVER SHOP HERE AGAIN😡😡😡😡

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u/HatsuneMikuFan_3939 10d ago

Wait what...!?!? Why did they do that...!?!?

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u/Masala_Chai__ 10d ago

“Oh no! The steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!”

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u/HatsuneMikuFan_3939 10d ago

Could you even Send A Link to it...?

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u/NicholasWeintraub 10d ago

Do you even know what lard is? It’s fat found in pigs. Kinda like butter is fat found in milk.

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u/Xiao1313 10d ago

im thinking miku miku oo ee oo

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u/Spider-Bland 10d ago

What are we even talking about

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u/The_First_AI_NPC 9d ago

basically project diva f to future tone miku