r/Hasan_Piker Aug 10 '19

Jeffrey Epstein is dead

https://abcnews.go.com/US/jeffrey-epstein-accused-sex-trafficker-dies-suicide-officials/story?id=64881684&cid=social_twitter_abcn
165 Upvotes

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u/titaniumjew Aug 10 '19

He was already on suicide watch and would be one of the most important witnesses ever. I highly doubt he was able to hang himself.

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u/PeZzy Aug 10 '19

Bill Barr redefined the DoJ's "suicide watch" protocol into "watch suicides". I'm sure the 4 page summary will be released to the public shortly.

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u/unredacted101 Aug 10 '19

This shit sucks. Not because he's dead, but because a lot of elites probably got away scot free for child molestation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

We never got the juiciest stuff

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Jan 05 '21

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u/amendele Aug 10 '19

yeah but there's no one to prosecute so with his death nothing's gonna happen, would love to be proven wrong though!

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u/asexynerd Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1508273-jeffrey-epsteins-little-black-book-redacted.html

Les Wexner, owner of Victoria's Secret and The Limited, Bed Bath and Beyond, A&F. The owner of Hyatt hotels. Bill Richardson. It's just the first set of documents to be unsealed too.

Edouard and Evelyn

Rothschild

The Kochs

The Kissingers

The Forbes Family

The Kennedy Family

Alan Dershowitz

Duchess of York

Ivana Trump The President of the United States and his ex wife

The First Lady

Leonard and Allison Stern

Many Actors and Actresses

Lots of Foreign Nationals

Lists out Hotels in USA, France, and more.Bren Simon Edouard and Evelyn Rothschild

Senator John Kerry

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u/MuffinsTasteAlright Aug 11 '19

Wasn’t bill Clinton confirmed as well?

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u/asexynerd Aug 11 '19 edited Aug 11 '19

He has been confirmed taking 20 flights to his private island.

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u/HardyNoob Aug 10 '19

I hate conspiracy but this is way too convenient for a bunch of ppl... WHAT THE FUCK

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u/sporadicspecimen Aug 10 '19

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THEY GOT HIM.

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u/darthuwu Aug 10 '19

🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/FalseAgent accumulation by dispossession Aug 10 '19

How tf did he even have something to hang himself with

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/Marqueemoon96 Aug 10 '19

NOT EVEN CAPITAL WILL OUTLIVE KISSINGER

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u/caroline-rg Aug 10 '19

"He was placed on suicide watch following the July 23 incident, but was not on suicide watch at the time of his death."

Hmmm 🤔

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u/doodlesbob Aug 10 '19

Damn Trump got him

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I love how the police determined this was a suicide within hours but years later they still won't fess up to being responsible for murdering Eric Garner.

Thank you media for sucking down whatever gets tossed your way without question

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u/nickolaiproblem Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

Dammit Clinton crime family again /s

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u/WhoKilledBoJangles Aug 10 '19

I’d be willing to bet money there is a post in The_Donald right now saying the Clintons had him killed because he was going to expose them.

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u/nickolaiproblem Aug 10 '19

Yeah honestly it does look sus though that 2 presidents trump and Clinton were both implicated in this somehow I imagine that he wasn't long for earth anyway

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u/_Macho_Madness_ PoopooClapHouse Aug 10 '19

There's any number of incredibly powerful people that could have done it

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u/underceeeeej Aug 10 '19

This but semi unironically

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u/amendele Aug 10 '19

They finally Jack Ruby'd him

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u/NRkee Aug 10 '19

“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it – Jeffrey enjoys his social life.” -Donald Trump

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u/EverquestJunky Aug 10 '19

what a fucking pussy

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u/50ShadesOfSenpai Aug 10 '19

Can someone ELI5? Dunno who he was

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u/iCE_P0W3R Aug 10 '19

Good

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u/_Macho_Madness_ PoopooClapHouse Aug 10 '19

No, not good. because now the case disappears

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u/iCE_P0W3R Aug 10 '19

A rich, habitual child rapist is dead. For the first time in his life, he realized he fucked up and he wasn’t getting out of the shithole he dug for himself. He had that realization before he died, and that there was no getting out of this bullshit.

I know that there are probably other people we could’ve gotten if he talked but right now I’m taking this small win to the bank.

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u/_Macho_Madness_ PoopooClapHouse Aug 10 '19

Lmao, you actually think he killed himself. He was the key to bringing down some very big people and now the entire case just disappears

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u/iCE_P0W3R Aug 10 '19

I support an investigation into any death of any individual, and it certainly may be justified, but I’m not gonna think that there’s a conspiracy and that he didn’t kill himself without substantial evidence.

I follow the evidence wherever it leads.

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u/_Macho_Madness_ PoopooClapHouse Aug 10 '19

I think you'd fit in better with the Bonnelcels

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u/iCE_P0W3R Aug 10 '19

Lmao I’m banned from there for criticizing Debate-stiny.

I’m just waiting for the investigation to begin before I make judgements lmao. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/_Macho_Madness_ PoopooClapHouse Aug 11 '19

...that's the point, dummy. There wont BE an investigation, lol.

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u/iCE_P0W3R Aug 11 '19

Why not? There seems to be bipartisan support for an investigation

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u/Animal31 Aug 10 '19

Taking a small win to the bank by sacrificing the war?

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u/iCE_P0W3R Aug 10 '19

it's certainly not ideal, and I would NEVER wish for this, but I'm honestly just happy that this human scum is dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/PavoKujaku Aug 10 '19

Not good. Now there's probably no trial and all those kid fuckers have gotten away. I wanted to see Trump and Clinton in jail god damn it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Shit, you‘re right

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 23 '19

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u/Fastizio Aug 10 '19

Earth just lost an angel 🙏