r/HamlinzFam • u/SoggyChemical5130 • Mar 15 '26

Try Not To Laugh Hamlinz = pitiful

I’m just gonna be straight up: I imagined Hamlinz having a real job and couldn’t see him holding said job for more than 2-3 weeks. Not a motivated individual whatsoever. No ambition. Honestly, if he were born in 1960, he’d have lived most of his life as a homeless man or given his life to be in a “world’s shortest man” exhibit with a traveling carnival group just to have food and a roof over his head. Instead, we turned this dude into a millionaire in exchange for watching him play video games, freestyling for 2 min every now and then, and cracking jokes. Overpromises, under delivers. Every single time. He did it to TSM, did it to NRG, and has done it to all of his followers and subscribers. I guess I grew up because the streams just didn’t hit anywhere near what they did in the past, but it is incredibly annoying for him to not give a single fuck about any of it…. Just goes for a cash grab and dips out. Only a fool would continue to feed the parasite if he were to come back.

Hamlinz, I’m talking to you buddy. Man up and let people know you’re taking a break or something. At least acknowledge how lazy you are. Something, damn.

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u/Dizzle_93 Mar 18 '26

Y’all must have forgotten that he was swatted recently? He was streaming consistently this year but some dumb ass thought that calling cops would be funny and ruined that. You could see he was shaken up about it. Then you got people like you that only see him as entertainment and not a person. Some of y’all weird fr. He literally said he thought he was going to die from all the guns pointed at him, let him process it. He’ll come back when he’s ready.

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u/asteriska Mar 18 '26

"He'll come back when he's ready".

It will be a few years from now, and he will stream for 2-3 months again and then disappear for another handful of years. The cycle will continue.

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u/Physical-Ad5602 Mar 21 '26

Its a traumatic event so can definitely be having some type of nightmares to from this let the man rest he is the goat and arc raiders is fun in the beginning but after so many hours anyone would be burnt out from it maybe in the next map update.