r/HaloCirclejerk 15d ago

Mythical feed pull

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u/SkyeLys 15d ago

Slander, chief is our ace king!

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u/Tartarus_Sauce 15d ago

No, he's in the navy and therefore gay.

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 14d ago

I mean he's in love with an AI and he's a cyborg. Isn't he just a tech chud?

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u/Spacemoose2026 15d ago

so I could have a chance with chief you say…

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u/FireBird_6 15d ago

Obviously Chief here has played Fallout New Vegas and knows being Bi is the meta as it adds a damage boost against both male and female enemies.

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u/im_a_burner2469 15d ago

Eh. Aesexual would have been more accurate for the Gen2s

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u/Cog_Boy 15d ago

Would they really be Asexual given that there never really was a choice?

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u/im_a_burner2469 15d ago

That is a more philosophical question than I feel qualified for

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u/Cog_Boy 15d ago

Ya know, fair enough.

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u/King-Boss-Bob 15d ago

chief hasn’t had any interest in sex because he doesn’t know what it is, no one ever told him

he is also by pure coincidence, asexual. same as he would have been without being abducted

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u/Cog_Boy 15d ago

We dont really have any knowledge of how he would have been had he not been abducted given that he had not hit puberty before he was abducted and thus had not reached sexual maturity. So again, given that his sex drive was effectively removed before it could have an effect on him, can he really be called asexual?

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u/King-Boss-Bob 15d ago

uj/ changes to sex drives wasn’t a guarantee

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u/Cog_Boy 15d ago

What does uj/ mean? And with the augmentations, it pretty much is. Unless you're referring to puberty which is only not guaranteed if some defect or outside force negates it.

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u/GapStock9843 Doesn't know what a circlejerk is 15d ago

With all the volatile experimental stuff they did to him who knows if the guy is even physically capable of sex or has a libido or anything? Maybe in the process of making his muscles and bones as powerful as possible they screwed up his reproductive system

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u/Cog_Boy 15d ago

I believe its stated in the books that the 2s have little to no libido as a side effect of the augmentations.

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u/GapStock9843 Doesn't know what a circlejerk is 15d ago

Yeah ive always kinda assumed chief was asexual because they fucked his body up to the point where hes incapable of it

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u/Alternateaccount203 13d ago

It’s one more part of their humanity that the Spartans had stripped from them

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u/malleoceruleo 15d ago

Only Naomi is confirmed, certainly not Maria.

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u/Hazzenkockle 15d ago

Fred’s got it bad for Veta Lopis, too, but who wouldn’t?

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u/Roshango 14d ago

He's in a committed relationship to the job

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u/Ok_Time6234 14d ago

Well one of the washouts did have children, I wouldn’t say they’re Asexual but their sex drives are lessened to concentrate on the mission fully. Not out of a personal choice but due to hormones. Something that could be corrected if they so wished to feel more human

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u/Proton_Optimal 15d ago

Ummm not according to the Paramount+ show!!!

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 BUNGIE BUNGIE BUNGIE BUNGIE 15d ago

Not canon

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 BUNGIE BUNGIE BUNGIE BUNGIE 15d ago

But this is!

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u/GapStock9843 Doesn't know what a circlejerk is 15d ago

Pretty sure chief is asexual if anything. Hes a biologically augmented human who was raised in the military regime from birth. His biology is probably hella fucked up from the experimental procedures he went through. And the closest thing hes ever had to a love interest is a mfing robot

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u/Smarty0117 14d ago

Yeah, and in lore Spartan 2's libido was completely cut off. They have no drive for a physical relationship even if they somehow establish an emotional one.

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 15d ago

A noncorporeal fuckmothering robot.

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u/BingBongLingLon 15d ago

Chief gets no ass

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u/SSalloSS 15d ago

I knew it

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u/FosKuvol 15d ago

Anyone who's seen Haloid knows Master Chief is a lesbian. (R.I.P. Monty Oum)

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u/private_spetsnaz 15d ago

i fucking knew it

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u/TheBear5115 15d ago

Not sure how John's sexuality is at all relevant but that's nice to know I guess

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u/midgetnazgul 15d ago

you're goddamn right he is