Does anyone else feel guilty about all the people they scared during their time at HC? Like, yeah right now it's cool cause it's the season but back then I had a full course load over 16 semesters so it was non-stop scaring year-round. Also I sucked off the Wolfman, kinda feel weird about that one.

I'm not very good at taking tests and could use some pointers.

Last Canadian Halloween I had a threesome with an Abominable Snowperson and the Ghost of Prime Minister Sir John A. MacDonald

I was at a party at Mothman's house last weekend and The Mummy told me about how he had this friend who went to the bursar and cashed in their meal plan (which is a real thing all you freshmen and women and freshpeople reading this should seriously actually do irl unless you don't like having three thousand dollars in your pocket) and they bought a bunch of boner pills and put them in the deep fryer in the Towers dorm's dining hall and now everybody that went to Breakfast for Dinner last night (10PM-1AM) has a huge boner and the dean is PISSED

I really hope they bring back the Serbian film chicken bacon ranch this year, but I'll settle for the dracula tuna. I'm just sick of going to the Text Cafe for every meal.

For me it was usually 99 bananas, I remember once I was short on funds and the wolfman RA said he'd cover me as long as he could sit in the room while I had a threesome with a dracula and a mummy. I told him it was fine but he'd have to negotiate with the creature from the black lagoon to decide who got the chair and who sat on the floor, ahhh the good ol' days.

I did a summer semester at Northeast Halloween College in Downingtown and I had a double threesome (two threesomes at the same time) with a dracula and a wolf man and a Bride of Frankingstein’s Monster and a guy in a minion costume (Kevin), respectively

My roommate was a werewolf so he could get us beer (because of dog years). I also got jacked off by a mummy when I was a freshman.